Tag: Actress

Here is Emmy Rossum today guys because she is very pretty. I know that’s a thing I say sometimes that seems sort of obvious and like it doesn’t explain a lot but she is. She is also one of those people who manages to often look effortlessly fantastic. She almost always wears something great, even in the boundless shots of her out walking somewhere in LA. Now, I am sure this is not actually effortless but there is a skill and grace in making it look so. It’s always impressive. So I am posting her because she is so pretty and so good at being pretty. Today I want to fuck Emmy Rossum.

Here is Priyanka Chopra on account of her being at the Royal Wedding yesterday. I don’t really have thoughts on things such as Royal Weddings because they have essentially no impact on my life. I am an American and as such we have three whole parts of our constitution showing our disdain for nobility so it has never meant much to me. And it’s not my taxes so it doesn’t upset me either. So I will leave the pros and cons to the people who actually care and are impacted by it. It’s ok to not have opinions on things that you either no little about or have no strong feelings about. What I do have strong feelings about are the things Priyanka wore. I quite like the lavender outfit she wore. It’s on the silly side I guess but that’s ok, it was literally a wedding with Princes and Queens so going with an actual dragon wouldn’t be too much, how can an interesting cut on a top be too much? But the dress she wore to the reception? Man, that’s killer. I love that dress. So I guess she wins the wedding? Good for her. Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Hey guys, I am posting Karen Gillan today because today is @horror-hotties birthday. Which I guess sounds like an odd connection but actually they have a lot in common in that they are both Scottish. Which I assume is a lot in common and that they probably know each other because all Scottish people know each other right? You guys all hang out at the Loch with your Claymores eating Haggis, drinking Whiskey and playing Bagpipes. Also work kilts in there somehow too so I am super obnoxious. Anyway, my point is I am a Scotland expert. It doesn’t come up a lot because I don’t want to get into some Clan war. When I was a kid in Scotland my grandma let slip her maiden name and that she was part of said Clan. The bus driver kicked us off the bus and said our Clan was his mortal enemies. This was because he was still really angry about some shit that happened in the 1500s. This is all for real. So the thing is, I don’t know if he’s representative of Scottish people as a whole or if he’s just a nut bag driving a bus. I have never found out because I can’t take that chance. I don’t tell anyone about my Scottish ancestry now because it can only go bad. Like, what if I blew my shot with Karen Gillan? I mean, obviously we’d hit it off, I am very charming, we have a lot in common in that I am very attracted to Karen Gillan and adore her work as an actress and she is Karen Gillan. But you know, if Clan Gillan secretly hates my family instead of going home with her number I could end up stabbed in the eye with a butter knife. I really want to avoid this because I would enjoy having her number but also I have an unbroken streak of never being stabbed in the eye with a butter knife that I am really proud of and I’d really like to keep that going. I mean, it could cost me my friendship with @horror-hotties because for all I know I am actually her mortal enemy and had no idea. I am ok never finding out. Because I like her and her blog. If you like horror movies it’s worth checking out. If you like hot girls it’s worth checking out. If you hate both then well… it may not be for you and I am tempted to feud with your Clan over your strange stance but I’ll let it slide. You can still click over and look though, it only takes a second. Everyone wish her happy birthday for me though cause she’s cool as fuck. Be nice though cause boy, she will not hesitate to call you out. One of my favorite things was her tearing into guys who decided to well actually her at the start of her tumblr career. Anyway, she is great, Karen Gillan is great. I guess Scottish people are great unless they’re bus drivers but to be safe just mutter something about Robert the Bruce being great and try to duck the rest of the conversation. Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

How about some Liz Gillies today? That always feels like a good choice to me cause she is really hot and always kind of awesome. She just seems cool. I mean that in the sense of she has an air about her. I haven’t watched Dynasty. I have even heard it’s good I just can’t make myself. Which is a shame. Maybe it would be my favorite show but then I have these 80’s flashbacks to primetime soap operas and I just can’t. Maybe one day. Oh well. I am glad her show is doing well though because really she deserves it. She’s great. Today I want to fuck Elizabeth Gillies.

Christina Hendricks is out promoting a new show on NBC and has anyone seen it? Is it good? I remember getting a ton of ads for it during the Olympics and then forgot it existed until today when I saw she was the upfronts. I dunno, maybe it hasn’t even started yet. I would really like it if she was in something good because I think she is under appreciated as an actress to a degree. That seems odd to say because she got lots of praise for Mad Men but it seems in the culture at large she is her figure first and then… well nothing else. I rarely have seen anything except her chest discussed honestly. When I started this blog Mad Men was my favorite show and was until it wrapped up. The work she did as Joan on there was astoundingly complex. She built a deep, fully realized character and was just fantastic. And yeah, she looked really good in 1960’s fashion but that was a side effect of her being beautiful and the costuming on the show always being great. The thing that makes TV an interesting medium is it is one of the few places that allows an actor to really build a character out like that. A movie can’t give you the time that 7 seasons of a TV show is. So.. I hope her new show is good. I should probably check but I have my fingers crossed because I’d love a chance to see more of her work. Today I want to fuck Christina Hendricks.

So the BAFTA TV Awards were last night and Hayley Atwell was there and that’s the only excuse I need to post Hayley Atwell. She’s one of the most charming people on the planet and as such I am more than eager to post her when she shows up. So happy Monday, here she is. Today I want ot fuck Hayley Atwell.

Happy Mother’s Day guys. I am not doing a Mother’s Day themed post because that seems pretty weird but I guess since this is a family blog there are some moms out there reading this. Maybe. Anyway, I am posting Fan Bingbing today because look at her. She is ridiculously good looking and so fashionable that there oughta be some sort of law. I mean in general. I’m a bit of a libertine, I care about peace and freedom. But I mean anarchy is no good. So there oughta be at least one law I think. Probably more. It’s a weird digression that has almost nothing to do with Fan Bingbing but you know, I’m super tired and I hear people sometimes say there oughta be a law and it seemed fun so I wanted to join in. My basic point I guess is that Anarchy is not a viable system of government and Fan Bingbing is glamorous, gorgeous, elegant, and beautiful. I stand by all of this. Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.

So I have wanted to post Deepika Padukone because she is at Cannes and I have love what I have seen. Unfortunately what I have seen are basically instagram photos and pictures taken through dirty screens with disposable cameras. It’s amazing how few quality shots there have been. Cannes is exciting among other reasons for the fact that it is one of the few times I get to see stars from other parts of the world getting a bunch of red carpet pictures. I get it, I get the commercial demands and that apparently westerners don’t like beautiful women. It’s weird but hey, what sells sells. But given she was at the Met Gala and it is Cannes, I was hoping for a bunch but so far I am relying on instagram. So I have a real half assed collection here of pictures of her at Cannes so far and that will have to do it. She’s very pretty. I for one will take a stand and say I like attractive women. I didn’t know that was a radical stance but maybe it is. Today I want to fuck Deepika Padukone.

So I watched Cobra Kai. All of it actually. It was pretty quick, just the ten episodes. The first two were free on YouTube so I figured why not and the first episode was kind of awesome so I went with it. I don’t want to oversell this show, it’s not life changing or anything but much better than I thought it would be or that it should be. I am kind of negative on the general nostalgia that seems to dominate our culture these days but I am susceptible. I feel like too much nostalgia can poison not just art but the culture. I think nostalgia for things that never really happened is how we ended up with our current President. It allows people to rewrite the past and gets people stuck there. One of the things I appreciate about this show is how the two main characters are really poisoned by the past. Their nostalgia for 1986 is in a lot of ways ruining their lives. More obviously for some than others. Of course, that same read you could perhaps replace ideas of masculinity with nostalgia and it’s a similar thing. It’s good. It’s not groundbreaking but it is good. I liked it. So I am posting Hannah Kepple from it, who is a very small part but I thought she was pretty. She is a popular girl turned mean girl basically by peer pressure. I guess the power of Karate frees her from that, though I think she is just passing from one terrible person to another potentially. Anyway, this is really more about the show and that I thought she was really pretty. It appears to be the first thing she has ever been in. Good for her. Today I want to fuck Hannah Kepple.

Welp, Cannes has started guys and already Jessica Chastain has landed in France and Fan Bingbing has been on the red carpet. It’s going to be an exciting two weeks because last year the pair just destroying the red carpet. Fan Bingbing has already started and I mean, she has a habit of always looking amazing no matter what. There are few people on Earth who have a better fashion sense than her. It’s just astounding. She also has that habit of looking good in anything, even things that just frankly shouldn’t work. So I am looking forward to what she brings this year. This is sort of an anticipation post. Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.