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Well guys, the Met Gala was last night and wow I was blown away. I kind of thought the theme of the whole Catholic Imagination would be good but I had no idea until people started showing up just how good it would be. It was just such a rich tapestry for designers to express themselves on as so many people looked like they stepped out of an old bit of Byzantine Iconography or a renaissance painting about an obscure saint. It was pretty awesome. And I knew today would be tough because I could have easily posted over a dozen people today and been happy because so many people knocked the theme out of the park. Which is nice, some years it seems like people just ignore the theme and you know, nice dresses and all but when you can wear that gown to any event it feels like you wasted a real chance to get creative. Also, this really gave us some amazing headpieces which I didn’t even know I wanted but I did. Just beautiful things to look at. Priyanka Chopra and Nicki Minaj’s deserve a ton of credit. Their whole looks were good but they really just had amazing head pieces. There were a ton of tiaras which I guess some people might not like but I fear those people’s lives are devoid of joy and wonder. There were wild looks that really were pulled off well like Lana Del Rey, Katy Perry, and Zendaya. There were subtler ones that I think really looked great like Kate Upton or Alicia Vikander. There were a lot of in between that nailed the theme, were not too out there but definitely could only ever work here like Amber Heard, Olivia Munn, or Ariana Grande. There was Rihanna because there is always Rihanna and maybe for the first time ever had me going, “Hey, that Mitre is kind of hot”. No, I mean, definitely for the first time ever. And you know, on the guys side it’s usually more boring but one or two people always stand out and this year Chadwick Boseman won by basically looking like what if Lando Calrissian became the Pope. Which I guess to some sounds weird or like an insult but it isn’t. It was strongly on theme and not that odd an a pairing really since Lando and every Pope ever are pretty over the top glam and love flashy capes. My point is there was a lot going on last night and so many people I could praise. And I basically always knew I was posting Blake Lively. I saw her dress and I knew it would be hard to top. I knew today would be a hard decision but I always knew she’d win. Because she always knocks it out of the park at these things. She just does. And last night might have been her single best Met Gala look ever. Which is impressive because she has been 10 times and always does well. She looked like she stepped out of a painting though. Some cross between a Medici Princess and and Elizabethan noble woman. The pictures of her mounting the stairs could be framed and just labeled the Ascension of Saint Lively and I would believe it. The look was just perfect and it’s where my head keeps going back. So today I want to fuck Blake Lively.  

Here is Victoria Justice because she is apparently at the Kentucky Derby this year. I assume. She was at the pre Kentucky Derby Gala and Kentucky seems like a strange place to travel for a Gala if you aren’t sticking around for the actual Derby. Maybe she really just wanted to meet some horse people but not deal with horses? That seems very unlikely. I am going to go out on a limb and say she will also be at the actual Derby itself. She looked fantastic last night in a sparkly silver dress but my first thought was, “What crazy stupid hat will she wear tomorrow?” I ask because for some reason a very important part of horse culture is stupid hats. Well, not horse culture. Horse culture seems to mainly be eating grass, running, and kind of smelling. Horse people culture. I don’t know what part of watching horses run requires a big stupid hat but it does. The bigger the better. They often look ridiculous. But Victoria Justice has a habit of looking really good in most of what she wears. To the point that it gets a little dull how good she looks a lot of the time. So I want to see if she can pull off a big stupid hat. We’ll see. Today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.

So Google has done a hilarious thing for the past week or so. It tends to give you information based on what it thinks you like and thus it has been trying to sell me Infinity War as a Karen Gillan movie. Like, basically telling me the new Karen Gillan movie Avengers: Infinity War is in theaters now. New Karen Gillan trailer and it links to Infitiny War videos. That kind of thing. It’s hilarious because yes I do like Karen Gillan a lot but I doubt even Karen Gillan’s mom refers to Avengers as, “the new Karen Gillan movie”. It has had me very tempted to try and use that phrase though. To see if I can get my friends into the theater with, “Hey, you guys want to go see the new Karen Gillan movie this weekend?” or that kind of thing. I assume I would just get blank stares though. Anyway, I did see the new Karen Gillan movie and it was basically what I expected in that it was the movie version of the giant crossover issues of my youth. This largely means if you really like the rest of the Karen Gillan movieverse you will really like Infinity War. If you haven’t seen the others or didn’t care for them you will be lost or not at all converted. Cause that’s kind of how these things work, they exist to mash together things and see characters together you have never seen before and have lots of big epic explosions. It did that so I liked it. But I mean, obviously I am so into Karen Gillan that my phone is convinced I think she’s the lead of an Avengers movie so maybe I am biased. Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

Here is some Rose McIver cause iZombie was on last night. It’s really that simple. The show is impressively still very good, which sounds like I am surprised and I kind of am. It has always felt kind of twisty and moving fast but every show starts to enter a decline eventually, so I was always worried it would run out of plot. On top of that, the status quo is different in a way now that very few shows would attempt. Yet it all works. So that’s impressive. And that’s why Rose McIver is here because honestly shows I really like seem to increase my attraction to the people on it. And she was already good looking. So today I want to fuck Rose McIver.

How about some Anna Kendrick because she has looked good all weekend. Well last week? I dunno, the days are kind of bluring together at the moment. My point is she has looked good and I quite like Anna Kendrick. So I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

I feel out of the loop because I am not entirely sure what Priyanka Chopra is promoting. Maybe her show is coming back from a break. Or something major is about to happen on it? I don’t know, I stopped watching a long, long time ago. Maybe she’s just promoting Priyanka Chopra. I am down with that, the world needs to know about her. All I know is all this past week she was showing up at stuff in New York. I guess I am jumping to conclusions, she might have been on Good Morning America just because she loves going there but that’s not my instinct. She of course looked good because she always looks good. She was Miss World once you know, that means according to at least the people in charge of that she was the most beautiful woman in the World. I don’t think taste is democratic but it means someone agrees with me. Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

CinemaCon is a weird animal to me in that it is in some ways demonstrative of just what the interenet has done to pop culture. It’s just a trade show and those were always just meant for industry insiders. Like, it’s a thing that exists so people who own movie theaters can be up on the latest technology and techniques on basically running a theater and how to make more money at it. But at some point someone got the idea that you are associated with movies so why not invite some celebrities and suddenly your trade show becomes news. And now this thing that has been going on longer than I have been alive becomes a thing we keep getting pictures from. I am not complaining, it’s just a weird commodification of something. Anyway, it means now every year celebrities show up and I end up posting someone. This year it’s Blake Lively because first bow ties are cool. Second, a girl in a suit often looks hot as fuck. And third Blake Lively is beautiful. So in a suit with a bow tie? She looked great. So today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

How about some Scarlett Johansson guys? I mean, the Infinity War premier was last night so I have to post someone from it because I am just not that big of an iconoclast to not. Or more it was really the only thing going on. I wasn’t entirely sold on Scarlett’s dress but I thought she looked good. I liked her make up, I liked her choker, I didn’t mind her hair. Boy this all sounds like faint praise. It isn’t. I happen to like Scarlett Johansson a lot and she only gets to show up now and then when some new Marvel thing is coming out basically. She looked the best to me of the red carpet stuff last night. Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

So Chloe Moretz is showing up because she was at the Tribeca Film Festival and I thought she looked really pretty. I am sure there is some joke about how shiny her vest is or something but it’s really all her face here. She just looks really good. So today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.

Last time I posted someone on iZombie I talked about how I was all caught back up. Well… I haven’t watched since then. I feel strangely guilty about this even though I don’t think the show or people associated with it particularly care what I do. It’s just the weird nature of how TV works for me now. I do sort of regret not being part of a weekly conversation on TV and so on like I was 10 years ago but on the other hand it’s nice to be able to watch a bunch of episodes in a row. Today I am posting Rose McIver because I quite like her as Liv and she looked really good multiple times. I liked her, what I assume is real, New Zealand accent at one point, I enjoyed her being a pick up artist. She looked good, she was fun. The show is just great in general. Today I want to fuck Rose McIver.