Tag: Actress

I know I just posted Emma Watson the other day but wow… you guys really like Emma Watson. I mean, I am sure this is breaking news. The girl who plays (I assume, I have not seen the films) one the female protagonist who is both admirable and laudable in many ways in the defining series of movies for an entire generation is going to have some admirers. We had Princess Leia when I was a kid. So I get it. There are no doubt legions of girls who wanted to be her and legions of boys for whom she was their first crush. And no doubt a smaller legion of boys who wanted to be her and a smaller legion of girls for whom she was their first crush. That’s powerful stuff. I guess it makes her the Carrie Fisher for a younger generation. Just with (and again, as far as I know, I haven’t seen the films and I do not know her personally) far less cocaine and not nearly so foul a mouth. So my generation wins is what I am saying but she is pretty good, too. As far as I can tell (And I do read the news) she has done an admirable job of being someone to look up to when that’s a tough burden to ask someone to choose at 10 years old. So I get it. Millennials love Emma Watson like she was avocados and crushing school debt mixed together. She’s all your favorite stuff. But my last post got an astonishing number of people reaching out to just comment on Emma Watson. Most common questions were, “Have you posted her before?” and “Dude, have you seen thing X she’s so hot”. The answers are: Yes, today is the 10th time actually, and No, most likely not. Anyway, in my perpetual performance art project to show us that we live in a feedback loop where we can’t see past our own reflection, she is here today because she was so popular that I have been talking to people about her for days including last night and hey, here she is. It doesn’t hurt that whatever your feeling on like… fuck, I dunno, Muggles, that’s some bullshit you guys like to say that I don’t know what it means but it sure sounds like a slur to me, whatever your feeling on wizards and shit, she takes a very good picture. So it turns out it isn’t hard at all to talk myself into posting her once I go looking. Today I want to fuck Emma Watson.

Go Glow hit Netflix yesterday and I have watched like half of it. It was great. The show was just a beautiful mess in it’s second season. Which sounds like faint praise or maybe an insult but it wasn’t. It’s more like I am sure some people will feel like it should have been more soundly structured or a little tighter but to me that is a part of the charm. The show is funny and touching and just kind of hard for me to describe. It’s not high drama but I care deeply about the characters. It skillfully addresses a lot of things, perhaps more often and most importantly woman trying to operate in a space dominated by men. But it’s more than anything that it just feels… right somehow. I don’t know. It’s a comedy. Mostly. Though most of my laughs are not belly laughs yet I adore every second of it. It makes me care about the characters more than a lot of dramas do. I think part of that is what TV does well when it does well. You can start with stock characters and flesh them out in a way very few other mediums can (serialized comics are about the only other thing I can think of that has this chance and even that is different). Like, to the degree I almost posted Kate Nash today because even scene where she is just in the background you know she is going to be doing something delightful and it really informs her character. But I am going with Betty Gilpin because I last year I watched the first season in two days and thus ran out of time to post everyone. And she deserves praise because she has a thankless role in a lot of ways. She isn’t a very likable character. She isn’t bad or mean she’s just almost… it’s hard to root for someone who is so obviously gifted by the luck of genetics. Maybe it’s different for other people but as annoying as I could see Ruth being, it’s hard for me to root for Debbie over her. And they aren’t enemies but they are antagonists more often than not. It’s rich and layered and it’s impressive how Gilpin pulls off someone who this season felt more and more like a villain at some points. Anyway, if you haven’t watched GLOW before you should check it out. Like, I like it and I am not a wrestling person. Maybe the best recommendation I can give is that I know multiple women who watched the show and it became one of their favorite shows ever. My friend Katherine gave it the highest praise and surprised me the most. She watched it because I praised it and I think watched it all in one night. Maybe two. But returned to tell me it is her favorite thing ever. And on paper there is nothing about a wrestling show that should be for her. So that’s high praise. Today I want to fuck Betty Gilpin.

Here is Emma Watson because the subconscious is a strange and magical place. Why is she on my mind? I can’t give you any concrete reason. I haven’t seen anything or read anything or heard anything. I don’t think. That last one is a bit more suspect because people are talking all the time when I walk by and maybe they are always talking about Emma Watson. This is possible. I don’t consciously eavesdrop or anything but the brain is always working. So maybe literally everywhere I live people are constantly all a flutter about Emma Watson and talking about her and it seeped in. It’s possible. Either way I had a dream about her last night. It seemed strange until I came up with my bulletproof people talking about her theory while I was writing this. Science fact at this point essentially. Mystery solved. Today I want to fuck Emma Watson.

Look, I know I just posted Natalie Dormer a couple of days ago but like… what do you want me to do? Not post pictures of Natalie Dormer? You know who else didn’t post pictures of Natalie Dormer? That’s right. Hitler. Now, I know he has experienced some inexplicable spike in popularity recently but I am here to tell you I don’t want to be like Hitler. Look, the Nazis were losers. Which, some people would try to dispute but those people are illiterate fuckheads so what do I care, they can’t read this. They’re illiterate. The Nazis lost to us. They lost to the Russians. They lose to the winter. They lost to the fucking mud in Russia. These guys were fucking losers. A sad, failed painter and his group of losers. And you know the only thing more pathetic than that? Someone who 60 years later looks at that and decides as a life style they want to cosplay that. It’s pathetic. And I’m a lot of things but I’m not pathetic. So complain if you want about me posting Natalie Dormer two times in three days but you’ll just have to deal with it. Because I don’t brook with Nazis. So I had to. Because I love freedom. Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

So when I was a kid my dad used to take me to the racetrack and would give me $5 and told me I could get something to eat or I could place a bet and grow my money and thus get something to eat and go home with money as well. I guess this could surprise some people but really, you couldn’t have thought this blog was the end result of good parenting. Anyway, I am far from some horse whisperer or magical handicapper or anything but I know a fair bit about rating horseflesh. Enough so I guess that I don’t find it disturbing to use the phrase horseflesh. I mean, I can read a racing form and I mean I know parimutuel isn’t some stock brokerage. Anyway, my point is I am not a complete novice when it comes to this kind of thing but I have absolutely no clue what stupid hats have to do with horse racing. Especially cause the only stupid hats we really had were when some guy got really drunk and put a popcorn box on his head or something. Now, a cynical person would say that stupid hats have nothing to do with horse racing at all but are instead a way for the wealthy to separate the prestige of the events they attend and the tracks they frequent from the ones the hoi polloi do. A cynical person would say that. Me, I figure that can’t be, no one would wear a hat that stupid to feel better than someone else because you can’t possibly feel superior to anyone when you wear a dumb ass hat. Well, not for long. When I went to college a bunch of dudes would wear bucket hats to seem cool or hip or unique or whatever soul sucking insecurity inhabits the hearts of 18 year olds and forces them to choose an affectation to feel special. My point is they were everywhere. And they all got mocked and within a month the bucket hats were gone. None of those guys ever grew up to be Queen so if they could figure it out rich people must be able to. Anyway, here is Kelly Brook in some stupid hats because despite all this I do kind of like the stupid hats. Not enough to ever want to like, be seen with one, but I do kind of enjoy the pictures once a year from the Royal Ascot and the Kentucky Derby. Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

Here is Natalie Dormer because she was at a launch for some Tiffany thing and she looked absolutely fantastic. Like, wow, she looked so good in that red dress. And so she’s here because the simple truth is Natalie Dormer just doesn’t have to try that hard to get posted here. I mean that in the sense that she just exudes this sexuality that part of me feels like a single look from her would be enough for most people.. So she looks as good as she does there and what is a person supposed to do? It’s almost the law that I have to post her. Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

Anna Kendrick was at Refinery 29’s 29 Rooms opening and hey, that means she was in a picture and thus I am posting her. Because I like Anna Kendrick. She looked good also which helps. Sorry, I have nothing more insightful to say about any of them. Hope your week is going well. Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick

So Jessica Chastain is in Paris for… I dunno some reason. Baguettes? The Culture? I saw a picture of a Pizza vending machine in Paris once. Maybe she really wanted to try it. Not a thing I would go to Paris for but then again I’m a pretty shitty actor so I am not about to question her methods. Anyway, she is there and stunning so I am posting her. I haven’t seen her in anything new so I can’t really go on and on about how great she is on screen in any way that isn’t a rehash of what I have said before but that’s ok, she doesn’t need my praise, she has all that vending machine pizza to warm her soul. Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Chloe Moretz is at a film festival in Paris and that’s cool for a few reasons. First it’s just the 7th annual version of this film festival. That’s great. I love venerable old film festivals but the world needs new ones and new traditions in my opinion. It’s in part how we get venerable old film festivals eventually. After all, TIFF was an upstart once, now it’s important. But also more voices are a good thing in any art form. So I always smile when I see a celebrity at a film festival that is younger than this website. Second, she looked really pretty. But like… I like her top. Maybe I’d like her pants on a different outfit? I didn’t like them together. The magic of the lies that the internet can give us though is I can add a picture where it doesn’t include the two together. Magic. I feel bad even criticizing her clothing, like it feels like a douche in a bar trying to neg a girl, “She looks really good despite how terrible that outfit its” but it’s kind of a common thing with her. Often she wears stuff and I am like, “You know, I really am not sure about that outfit but she looks so good”. I guess that’s a very backhanded compliment that her beauty manages to transcend her sense of style but there it is. I am an ass. Anyway, she is beautiful and so I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.

I was just thinking last night that it has been ages since I have seen Jenna Coleman and how that is a shame. And now here she is. She was at a Polo match. I think. I am pretty sure. I am not entirely sure it’s called a match but I think so. Polo is one of those things I know very little about. You’d think I would because I understand it is for fancy people and my blog is so fancy you’d be forgiven for assuming I spend my days watching Polo and wearing cashmere. But I don’t. I am largely simpler than that. But she is fancy I guess and was there and I really thought she looked pretty in her white dress. And I miss getting to post her more often. Sadly, post Doctor Who everyone just shows up less. I guess the Tardis makes it easier to show up at events or something. Today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.