The People’s Choice Awards were last night and I thought Blake Lively looked fantastic. Now, I think looking at her dress, some people will not be as down with the fringeness as I am and by people I mean I have a few specific friends in mind but I don’t mind the fringe. I really like the cut of the dress and hey, it sparkles. Her shoes are kinda great, too. She looks fantastic. And she’s pretty. So she’s here. Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.
I actually thought I had posted Fan Bingbing before but apparently not. Apparently, I have thought about posting Fan Bingbing before often enough that I was sure I must have at some point. She is a Chinese actress who is beyond beautiful and thus I just assumed she had shown up at some point. Even though she rarely shows up in my life. Maybe that’s why she hasn’t quite made it yet, most fo the time when I see her it’s when I hesitate on this movie in my Netflix queue called the White Haired Witch. I added it because she is on the cover with white hair (the cover image has changed like 3 times in the 2 years it’s been sitting in my queue) usually holding a sword. It is I guess about a with with white hair and a sword and I assume she does awesome stuff. But I never watch it cause Netflix used to think I’d like it 1 star and now that stars are gone Netflix thinks I’ll like it 11%. Which seems bad. I mean, describing it it seems awesome but if it is terrible and it requires subtitles… well, bad movies with subtitles are dangerous cause I get distracted by other things, then realize since I don’t understand the language I have lost the last 30 minutes and have no clue what’s going on. But it stays in my queue cause every time I am just like, “Fuck, she’s so beautiful”. Which is how I tend to feel when I see pictures of her and today I saw red carpet pictures of her at a Chinese awards show and some in Vogue China and well… hey, it’s time to post her because fuck she’s so beautiful. Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.
It’s Friday the 13th so that means when the clock struck midnight I started another Friday the 13th movie. I am up to Freddy vs. Jason in my cycle. Which is you know… not great. It’s not as bad as some people make it out to be, it certainly delivers on the whole Freddy vs. Jason part. Kinda. But Katharine Isabelle is a good example of why it was disappointing as she was the big clue it was going to be ahead of time. She was clear about her disappointment in her role and the movie in general when it was being made. I mean, she was coming off of what was almost an immediate classic in Ginger Snaps, so she knew what she was doing and uh… she wasn’t impressed. And she was underused. Because she wasn’t given a character. Almost no one was except the two leads, who it turns out were not great and their characters were stupid (I mean, they were in love but hadn’t seen each other in 5 years but they’re both 17? Really? In love at 12? Really movie? I can believe in a Dream Killer and an unkillable mamma’s boy, but the idea that two 12 year olds have a deep, deep love that persists in the 5 years apart and prevents them from dating anyone else pushes the bounds of believability to me). Anyway, the movie has it’s moments and one of those is every time Katharine Isabelle is on screen because I love Katharine Isabelle and welcome any chance to see her. Even if she is being underused. I mean, at least i get to see her, you guys have no idea how hard it is to find pictures of her. Dear world, please make her more famous for me, thanks. Happy Friday the 13th guys, resist the urges to go skinny dipping or ignore your responsibilities to bang a coworker. It’ll bit you in the ass! Today I want to fuck Katharine Isabelle.
The Winter TCAs are going on and have been for a bit but I haven’t seen many pics from them. I guess part of that is because Globes stuff was way more exciting. Anyway, Camilla Luddington was there for something, I am not sure what because the sad truth is I don’t watch shows she’s in. That’s not a moral stance, I am not saying she is the deciding factor, I just mean I have never been drawn to a show she’s in. My crush on her stems from her work as Lara Croft and given how much I adore the reboot Lara that’s more than enough for me to adore Camilla Luddington. Anyway, I don’t want to start rumors, god, maybe I shouldn’t even bring it up because I don’t know for sure. Let me just start by saying that, this is all unsubstantiated but looking at her at the TCAs I think she might be pregnant. It surprised me, I had no idea but like… the clues are there. She has a glow I guess. I could be wrong, again, this is just my opinion. She looked fantastic though and I am always happy when she shows up to remind me that she’s beautiful and that I like looking at her. Today I want to fuck Camilla Luddington.
So guys I am pretty tired. My brain keeps betraying me and keeping me up at odd hours. It’s a real asshole like that because then I go to post and it doesn’t want to do it’s end where it thinks up words and shit. It’s ok, I don’t feel like I have to try that hard today to explain why Nina Dobrev is here. She looked fantastic at the Golden Globes after parties and you know, who knows, maybe someone will come along and look better, sometimes they sneak people in a few days late but it seems unlikely. I just loved that red dress. Today I want to fuck Nina Dobrev.
So. The Golden Globes. Thank god for Meryl Streep, right? Anyway, what the world is always waiting for the day after any major event is for some creepy pervert on the internet to declare who looked best. Don’t worry guys, I’m here. I know this is late but that’s on purpose, you have to make sure you see everything. I mean, that is why I am not even considering after party looks here because there will still be pictures from after parties trickling in Wednesday. I’d have to be some sort of lunatic to take those into consideration already. Some of the major parties haven’t had any pictures surface from them yet. It was a good year though for red carpet looks. I was discussing with @wildflagsure that last year’s awards season was overall kind of a disappointment. I mean, I am not trying to trash anything but I can’t really think of a single thing that stood out and overall it was a let down. On the other hand I can still remember what Jennifer Lawerence wore when she was nominated for Winter’s Bone or what Jessica Chastain wore 3 years ago. Anyway, my point is this year is such an improvement it’s mind boggling. My short list of best outfits was 18 people long. So… there are some people getting screwed here. Anyway, I have gone back and forth on what I liked best and part of me feels like this will be a divisive pick but uh… I don’t care. I thought Sofia Vergara looked great. I mean her gown incorporated a lot of things I like, it’s shiny, it has little hints of translucent parts, it was gold, which I feel when done right really looks elegant on the red carpet. I liked the close up detail. In part I am always fascinated by the reactions the day after and how I will see the same dress on best dressed and worst dressed lists and how everyone speaks with authority. It’s amusing I guess, since as stated above, I am the authority (actually a couple of people have told me they are excited to see who I pick, which is a lot of pressure, I can’t please everyone and they have very different tastes. And this isn’t about any of their tastes). Everyone is waiting for me to declare a winner and I declare Sofia Vergara the winner of the Golden Globes. I thought she looked fantastic. Today I want to fuck Sophia Vergara.
Here is my beloved Kristen Bell because awards season is upon us. Officially it starts today but because Hollywood loves an excuse for a party there were all sorts of events yesterday leading up to the Globes today. Kristen Bell was at one and I am thankful for the appearance. I am restraining myself from making a Frozen joke given it is in the single digits outside here but it certainly is a nice treat to get to see her on a day when I am just kinda stuck here. Maybe she’ll be at the Globes as well, I have no idea. I feel lucky enough that she is back on my TV every week to be honest, I don’t want to be greedy. But it is a good show, it should be recognized but maybe it’s too early. I am rambling. Kristen Bell is here because I love Kristen Bell and one day I am going to have her babies. Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.
This is coming in so late cause I basically slept most of the day away. It happens. Anywya, it’s probably a good thing I did cause otherwise maybe I would have posted before I saw a Hayley Atwell shoot for the New York Times. Boy do I miss her and Agent Carter. So much. I deeply wish that show was still around or a show I wanted to watch had her on it. Or a movie. She should be an action star. She and the rock should team up and punch things. I would give you money for that Hollywood. I promise you I would. Anyway, she looked good, I liked her tie, it reminded me of my alma matter’s school tie back in the day. I guess that’s a good thing? I dunno, I’m loopy guys but it doesn’t take much clarity to realize Hayley Atwell is amazing. Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.
How about some Zoey Deutch today. Why? No clue, just feels right. I am feeling better than yesterday but still really tied and there just isn’t a lot going on right now. I mean in the sense of pictures of celebrities and so on. So this felt right and I am going with it. Today I want to fuck Zoey Deutch.
So this post is coming pretty late in the day, I hope I didn’t worry anyone (I joke. No one noticed. Ok, one person noticed. @femalecelebrityoftheday did probably but that’s it). Sorry, I have come down with a cold or something and on top of that I woke up in the middle of the night and couldn’t get back to sleep until it was actually time to go to work so I have been uh… on low ebb we’ll say all day. And miserable. Honestly, this blog is hard to do when I am sick, not because it’s so much work but because my brain isn’t really sitting around going, “Hey, who is like, really hot? Let’s think about hot girls”. Instead, because I am a big baby, it is going, “Oh god, this is the worst anyone has ever felt. You’re probably dying. Sure it seems like a cold but were you this tired last time? If you were I’m not going to let you remember because I’m your brain, I am instead going to convince you your symptoms are vague yet severe and that you are secretly dying”. Now, in most social circles I keep that to myself and I say, “it’s just a cold”. In part because I don’t want anyone to know what a baby I am but really more so at my funeral people will talk about how brave I was, how I didn’t let on because I didn’t want people to worry that I was dying of the plague. So this makes choosing a celebrity a bit of a chore but luckily here is Lea Michele to the rescue who has been posting pictures on social media for a couple of weeks now that lead me to believe she has hired a full time photographer to take pictures of her just for social media. They are way too nice to be anything but planned. All of these pics are things she has posted. They have reminded me that yes, I am attracted to Lea Michele. So here she is, making my job easy today. Today I want to fuck Lea Michele.
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