Tag: Actress

I finally got to see Under the Skin and Scarlett Johansson is easily in the most interesting stretch of her career ever.  I wasn’t really sure what to expect with this movie because I knew the basics of it but I also knew that the internet basically turned it into just poor quality screenshots of Scarlett Johansson naked.  I also was talking to someone last week who told me the movie was just a Species rip off where nothing happens.  I can say after having watched it this is the opinion of a deeply boring person.  This was interesting, as a lot of her work has been, because it sticks with you afterwards.  I am still uncertain how I feel about it.  As someone who watches a lot of disposable media I really appreciate this.  I mean, I watch just a ton of really, really bad movies that follow rote plots and you know I have to check my letterboxd account to see if I have seen stuff before because I certainly can’t remember it.  To me the greatest thing art can do is affect you.  So for me even if I am left wondering if a movie is good or not  the fact that I am still thinking about it later is thrilling, unpacking what it means.  At it’s core this is a deeply strange movie but much like the wonderful Her I would say it’s about isolation.  Maybe a little about loneliness.  Maybe alienation is the best word.  I enjoyed watching it, I am not sure if I think it was good or just noteworthy.  I also question the alertness of Scottish men since Scarlett Johansson just shows up in a van, picks them up, vaguely flirt and they don’t seem to bat an eye.  Cause, you know, some of this was filmed with hidden cameras and real people.  I guess that sort of thing is just common over there.  Whatever the reason I am still thinking about the movie and I am still thinking about Scarlett Johansson, who you may know I am a fan of.  A big fan.  And today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

On the scale of things I like long hair usually far outweighs short hair.  It’s just how it works for me.  I find myself much more drawn to long hair.  Men or women it’s just nice looking.  And that’s not a judgement, it’s just how my brain works.  I fully get why anyone would want shorter hair, too, because long hair is a pain in the ass.  I just also know when celebrities cut their hair short I usually find myself looking at pictures of them and feeling like something doesn’t look right.  So it’s a pretty big statement about just how amazing Karen Gillan has looked recently that I am having trouble picturing her in my mind with long hair.  Obviously I can look it up but if I try to imagine her she starts showing up with her hair short.  Which looks amazing by the way.  A+ to her stylist for making ti looks so damn full and luxurious.  She has just looked beautiful and so she’s showing up here for the second time this week because wow.  Life is pretty good right now, isn’t it?  Cause usually new pictures of her are pretty hard to come by but I have the feeling Guardians of the Galaxy is going to get us a nice steady stream of them for a week still and then this fall she has a TV show.  It’s like Kazza everywhere!  And it is fantastic.  I am happy about it because the more we all get to see of her the better off we all are.  Not just because she’s pretty but because she is so hilariously charming as well. And that accent.  And that face.  And… I really like her.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

I have noted many times before that one day I am going to have Kristen Bell’s babies.  Now, some nay sayers point out that’s not how human anatomy works or it is “medically impossible” or “this is a restraining order, Ms. Bell would like you to cease making the same joke about her you’ve been making since 2004 and could you stay at least 500 feet away”.  You know, people who are afraid to dream big.  The only reason I bring this up is because she is pregnant again which always makes me dream seem just a slight bit less likely.  A slight bit.  Anyway, she’s here today mainly because I saw the funny or die video yesterday.  If you don’t know the one it’s right here.  It was funny and it’s kind of remarkable how good she is at being Mary Poppins.  It was funny.  She is funny.  And talented.  And beautiful.  Sigh… she’s great.  And yes, I knew it was her birthday the other day.  I didn’t post her because I almost never do that.  Like my birthday sure.  Her birthday?  I’m arrogant but I’m not that arrogant.  Can you imagine that birthday card, “Happy Birthday, I’d totally give it to you.  YOU’RE WELCOME!"  Seems maybe a little presumptuous about your own attractiveness.  And this is about her attractiveness.  Which is totally high.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Karen Gillan has just looked amazing recently.  I say this like it’s somehow a surprise or something but the truth is when she first cut her hair off… I wasn’t the biggest fan of it.  Sometimes she still looked pretty good but you know, shaved is a tough look for anyone to pull off.  Do I prefer longer hair?  Yeah, a lot of the time I do.  But her hair has grown out more and both at the TCAs and now the Guardians of the Galaxy premiere she has looked fantastic.  I still might like the long hair a little better but what she is doing with it now looks pretty great.  And hey, best of both worlds, she has nice wigs for Selfie so we have that.  Anyway, I don’t know how anyone could be familiar with her work and not crush on her because she is just so funny and charming.  I seriously don’t.  I am sure there are people who dislike her but in my years on this Earth I have just come to accept there are people who like being wrong about things.  She is great and I am excited to see Guardians of the Galaxy and man I hope Selfie ends up being good.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

I kind of feel bad admitting that I am watching a new show on here because so many wonderful people have suggested new shows to me and I feel like I am slighting them by not watching those shows instead.  It isn’t you, it’s me.  See, I can hear something is critically acclaimed, I can be told I’d love it, until I somehow get the desire to actually watch it?  No force can make me watch it.  I’m a completist so a new TV show is a big commitment because if I don’t like it I could be sitting through hours of horrible TV.  I have a problem.  Anyway, I started watching Bates Motel on a late night whim.  I had heard good things but I was so distrustful of the core concept.  I am glad to say it is way, way better than a show about a teenage Norman Bates has any right to be.  I was torn though, again not wanting to hurt anyone’s feelings, as to who I would end up posting first from the show.  I figured it would depend on mood (that mood is not blonde or brunette, that isn’t a mood) as to who it was.  But I really like both of these actresses on the show, I think they do a good job, one as sort of a sweet, vulnerable girl you want to just give a big hug to and tell it’s going to be ok and the other as the sexy girl with a good heart, who I guess maybe you also want to hug?  :You know, let’s not talk about how you want to touch them and move on.  They are both very attractive and I couldn’t decide because I didn’t want to slight anyone.  So yes, I am posting two girls today for their sake.  Because I’m just such a good person.  I don’t want to say I am the Mother Teresa of pervy internet posts but… well, when I’m canonized you can reblog this post and say I was such a good person.  Anyway, they are both gorgeous and I like what I have seen of their work so far and so today I want to fuck Nicola Peltz and Olivia Cooke.

So Mary Elizabeth Winstead has an album coming out very soon but I just have not had time to listen to any of it so far except for the one song they had a video for.  I liked it, I really enjoy her voice.  That isn’t why she’s here, she’s here because I was talking about her the other day.  Honestly she is one of those people I wish I could post more often but sadly she just doesn’t show up often enough.  There are rarely new pictures of her because she has never become the gigantic star I think she should.  Besides being just breathtakingly beautiful she is also a very good actress.   I actually haven’t seen a single thing this year with her in it though because you know, the things she’s been in have only been at film festivals.  Oh well, we had Smashed last year and that was amazing.  Anyway, she is another one of those people who how many times I have posted her is disproportionately low compared to how great she is, it’s just a factor of how my attention works.  She is great though and today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

I was talking to my dear tumblr friend femalecelebrityoftheday yesterday because he posted Katharine Isabelle who is one of those people I absolutely love but is pretty hyper obscure.  She is best known to the horror community and that’s because she has made some excellent horror movies.  I was suggesting some of her work that would be good too watch but my dear friend femalecelebrityoftheday (who I have now tagged twice and also has a second blog fcotdreblogs so with these super easy links you should probably just go to those blogs and click follow because they are definitely followable blogs) does not really care for horror.  It was mentioned though that he likes a lot of the girls I post from horror and it’s a shame because he’d like to see them in more.  This got me thinking about that because there are a number of girls I hold very dear to my heart who I first noticed in horror movies.  The obvious ones to spring to mind from horror and horror related things were Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Katie Cassidy.  Both have far moved past their run of horror themed TV shows and mid 2000’s horror movies.  That happens, that is good.  That is a very long way to get me to Jenny Wade who somehow I didn’t think of despite the fact that I completely love Jenny Wade.  Jenny Wade is fantastic.  The first thing I ever saw her in was Feast, which is not really a horror movie I would mark as a must see but it was pretty solid.  I think it may have a wider reach than a lot of horror since it came from Project Greenlight.  Was that a popular show?  I don’t know, I never watched it but the movie sprung from that.  Jenny Wade was in it and very pretty.  She was basically in her underwear the entire time and covered in blood so if that’s your thing… well, go ahead and watch the movie but if that combination is your thing it might be the sort of thing you keep just to yourself and a small circle of friends.  Probably the better introduction I can give to her is her twitter, which can be found here.  If you have a twitter account and don’t follow her you’re doing twitter wrong because she is ridiculously funny.  When she still tweets.  Also you might want to check out the Good Guys, her Fox show with a very short run.  But you know, Bradley Whitford is in it and just brilliant as he is want to be (side note, I rewatched Adventures in Babysitting a few months ago, did you know Bradley Whitford plays the dreamboat college boyfriend in that?  Mind blown.  People were younger once and age!!!)  And she was very good in it and it’s on Netflix and… and…  just… she’s great, she was in Mad Men recently but largely just doesn’t show up very often.  You can tell because like all these pictures are from 2010.  I can’t help it, there just isn’t much to be had which sucks because she is gorgeous and talented and I adore her. On the plus side her tag is always dead so once I post this it’ll be the first result to show up for like months and everyone can see me say today I want to fuck Jenny Wade.

I always get excited when I see Jessica Chastain because I really like Jessica Chastain.  Obviously I find her attractive, it kind of goes without saying if I am posting her but I also really, really like her body of work and keep hoping for more.  Soon.  And I know there is stuff coming down the pipe but I want it now.  So I see her and it’s exciting because she doesn’t show up a ton and it makes me eager.  She was at a film and music festival in Italy this past weekend (Emily Ratajkowski was there, too, it’s like an odd pairing of celebrities to be the ones to show up.  It’s hard for me to parse that in my brain).  She looked good in some of the pictures I saw and I was like, ok, well, I know who I am posting today.  So there you go, today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Today is the day I officially became an old person.  No, it’s not my birthday or anything, I woke up with a painful Charley Horse in my right leg.  I guess this has happened at some other point in my life but it is basically a new sensation for me, so I Google it.  Upon doing so I discovered that, “Nighttime Charley Horses are common among the elderly.  Up to 60% of elderly people have been woken up by a Charley Horse in the last two months”.  So there we go, I’m elderly.  So I am posting Amanda Seyfried today because she is super pretty.  I remember once upon a time when she was a fresh young face and I would go, “Man, Lily Kane is pretty hot”.  You see, Lily Kane was the name of her character on what in those days was called a moving picture show.  We watched them on our tube based moving picture boxes.  That was how one watched entertainment back then, not like today with you kids and your internet and watching them on your iPads or your skateboards.  I can’t remember how long ago that was, see because I am old and old people forget all sorts of stuff.  All i remember for sure was to watch her on my tele-vision device I had to walk 10 miles through the snow uphill.  Eventually though I’d sit down and warm my hands on the side of the box and watch, commercials and all.  And I would think, “That girl Amanda Seyfried is mighty attractive.  I sure would like to take her to a sock hop or out for malted beverages”.  And I still think that but today I’d do it on some sort of fancy future jetpack and end up breaking my poor, old hip.  So while I still have a few breaths in me today I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried.

Here is Kelly Brook in various pieces of swimwear because it’s summer.  It just felt right.  Also they are pictures that don’t look like they were taken from behind some bushes which is a bit of a problem when dealing with her sometimes.  I mean, given what I know about the British press I guess people could actually be literally hiding in bushes, once you’re hacking dead teenagers phones nothing seems that bad I guess.  But I see a lot of Kelly Brook but it’s a lot of her trying to have fun privately and that feels creepy.  So here are pictures where that mostly isn’t the case, though I guess she is on vacation in one, which makes me culpable as a consumer of the creepy peeping pictures.  But… well, I’m not perfect and she generally looks good in a bikini.  She has good taste in swimwear.  I am not really a bikini person for the most part, generally I think it’s kind of boring but I get the appeal sometimes.  Plus Kelly Brook is really pretty.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.