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So Holly Willoughby did more ads for Diet Coke and well… it’s like my Grandma always said, if Holly Willoughby does a Diet Coke ad you’re going to have to post her.  Apparently.  I mean, I already did last time.  Which leads me to question is this a thing for me I didn’t know about?  Girls with Diet Coke?  Ir it more general than that, girls with soda?  Is it more specific?  British girls with Diet Coke?  Boy, that’s inconvenient, I live in America.  Or maybe I just like Holly Willoughby.  Which is also inconvenient cause I like America.  Oh well.  Either way she looks good and today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

Sports Illustrated has started doing this thing where they are promoting the swimsuit issue year round.  I get this policy in general.  Like I get that magazines are dying and really there is no reason at all to read week old sports news so about the only content Sports Illustrated provides that no one else can match is pictures of super models in bikinis.  Which, now that I say it is probably something lots of people provide but more these specific pictures of super models in bikinis.  You can’t get these.  And even though Sports Illustrated has proven to be very bad at this, half the times the bikinis don’t even seem to fit right, I guess they have to share them among multiple models and the tops just end up to be too small a lot of times, people I guess just appreciate the effort. So I get all that but part of me would like a world where everything isn’t being promoted on social media all year long.  We should save that for truly special things.  Like Halloween.  On the other hand, it’s hard to get to annoyed when said promotion involves Kate Upton popping out of the water wearing a bikini.  I have conveniently turned that into a gif for you guys (and what a bitch it is to get it under Tumblr’s size limit) so you don’t have to go looking yourself.  I assume no one wants to see the actual video so I am saving you the hassle of having to look at a full minute of water dripping down Kate Upton’s body.  You’re welcome!  Anyway, I guess what I am saying is I am part of the problem because it’s Fall and I am posting bikini pictures of Kate Upton when in a just world I’d be posting… I guess pumpkin spice pictures of Kate Upton?  Sorry I am so weak guys.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Finally Doutzen Kroes shows up.  I feel like I have almost posted her a dozen times since Milan Fashion Week.  Almost because there have been a slew of people and while she is beautiful she has shown up less than some others and quantity over quality I always say!  There has just been intense competition but then she showed up at a thing I am now forgetting the name of because it was in honor of a model with a complicated name and I don’t know her that well and sorry.  The point is Doutzen showed up in a suit and just looked amazing.  So good I can’t imagine anyone topping that.  So she wins because she looked the best yesterday.  Of I guess everyone on the planet?  Seems like a big claim but I’ll make it.  None of you cowards have the balls to send me nasty comments not on anon anyway.  Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

There was still a lot going on this weekend that meant there was going to be a lot of competition for today’s pick but instead Taylor Swift is here for no reason.  And by No Reason I mean of course there is a reason but more like I say that when there is no particularly obvious one.  She wasn’t at a place or in a thing.  I mean… she was at places and in things I am sure this weekend, I know she’s mega famous but I don’t think being a celebrity gives you the ability to transcend the physical universe or anything.  I am not claiming she was floating in an empty void of non-existence.  More like she wasn’t in the sort of thing that generates a bunch of internet attention like say Paris Fashion Week.  So a lot of models fought for attention and there are three who I almost posted today but I am thinking about Taylor Swift.  And how despite a lot of noise a month ago with her new video all is quite on the formerly country and western front.  It’s just odd.  Or she’s a PR genius (I mean she basically is I am just not sure this is part of that) in that by not crushing us with publicity we are thinking about her more because why isn’t she crushing us with publicity.  It’s an odd situation.  Anyway, she keeps popping into my head so I am posting her.  Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

The Good Place is back.  Well, it came back last week but I got distracted posting other things so didn’t mention it.  Not this week though.  There are plenty of distractions still but I am posting Kristen Bell cause The Good Place is still great.  It’s just funny and surprising and seems will to turn everything on it’s head every episode.  It’s pretty gutsy.  And of course Kristen Bell is a giant ball of charm, charisma, and hilarity.  I love her.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

If you hate models I have bad news for you.  Well, lots of bad news.  One is that if you literally hate people for something so minor as they have chosen a career that you have decided to vilify then life is not going to be pleasant for you.  That’s a lot of hate to direct at something that frankly doesn’t matter and it will eat away at your soul over time.  Hate will destroy you eventually.  This isn’t some new age Jedi bullshit, I don’t think you’ll develop yellow eyes or anything, it is just that people just only have so much energy and what you’ll find is if you focus on what you hate instead of what you love people will just not want to spend time with you because you’re likely not a very pleasant person to be around.  It’s a thing to think about.  But that wasn’t my initial point, more immediately than the slow souring of your spirit, if you hate models the bad news is we’re into our 4th Fashion Week and it means I am still posting a lot of models.  I guess if you just don’t like the models I like this isn’t great for you either.  I didn’t create fashion week though, I am just the beneficiary. Obviously I am helpless to make my own decisions, I have to post models who show up at things.  Anyway, Gigi Hadid was at a thing last night that I can’t remember.  A cocktail party?  A launch event?  It all blurs together and let’s be honest, at their core they are all advertisements, some just more blatant than others.  So she was at an advertisement for something fashion related but one of the good kind of ads that have people dress up fancy, which is nice for those of us who like seeing people dress up fancy.  She looked pretty cool in my mind.  I liked her dress.  So today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.  

Gigi Hadid is here because it’s about damn time.  She has been near the top quite a few days thanks to her being in pretty much every major show in Milan but kept getting bumped by someone else.  So she’s here and it’s interesting with a lot of the fashion shows, so much of it is not for me yet there is almost always something I can find I like in every model.  Not the model personally, though I am sure if I put in the effort that would be true.  There are very few people who are so irredeemable they have nothing in them worthy of praise and I doubt that they have all flocked to modeling.  I mean what they are wearing though, even some stuff I don’t like there is some aspect I do.  And of course some of what Gigi has walked in I have loved.  The strangest thing to me about runway work is the faces.  It’s the no smiling thing which I realize has lots of roots in the past, mainly in aristocratic disdain and Victorian hate for emotions.  Definitely a tradition worth preserving.  But it’s strange.  I get for passport photos you need to look deeply unhappy because as every science fiction vehicle from the 1960’s taught us, human emotion can literally make a computer explode, so a smile would bring down the entire Internet when facial recognition software tried to work.  But with clothes?  Really?  I head someone says a smile might distract from the clothes.  Boy, I dunno, if you’re worried people might be looking at the girls instead of the clothes maybe don’t have such a high beauty standard for modeling.  I dunno, I just find it strange that there are a set of people in the world who get immediately unhappy if people seem to be having too much fun.  I feel bad for those people, I think they must be deeply unhappy.  I don’t really have a point here, I just want to look down my nose at unhappy people I guess?  Ha, take that people who are already miserable!  Anyway, Gigi looks good and I have enjoyed seeing her all over Milan and today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

How about some Holly Willoughby today.  After all she is doing something for Diet Coke.  I probably don’t have to tell you that the picture of her in the black dress is a promo picture she took for Diet Coke.  I assume everyone, like I do, immediately thinks Diet Coke when you see a woman in a gauzy black dress. It’s just one of those universal human things we all do.  You know, like we all breathe or we all have to tamp down uncontrollable rage when we’re at a fast food restaurant behind someone and when they get to the counter they go, “Ok… let me look at the menu”.  It’s like what the fuck?  What the fuck were you doing this entire time you were in line?  Did it not occur to you to maybe peak at the menu in advance so you aren’t making everyone else wait on your lazy ass?  Also, it’s McDonald’s.  You know what they have because you are a big boy old enough to exit the house on your own.  They haven’t suddenly added McFoie gras and McTapas to the menu, it’s the same old shit as always.  Get your shit together and order already.  So it’s like that, I assume we all go through that.  Thinking about Diet Coke when we can see a British Woman’s legs through her dress and wondering how come some people literally have nothing better to do than hmmm loudly and not make a decision. So you know, what I am saying is very successful campaign Diet Coke, I have brought up your name a bunch here and I assume this blog is exactly what you want your brand to be associated with.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

I started watching the new Tick Series and I like it a lot.  To be fair, I am biased because I have long loved the Tick.  I was the right age to think the original run on the Tick was the funniest thing I had ever read and my friends and I used to watch the show in college.  I quite like the Tick.  So you know, I was surprised when Dot turned out to be hot (and a better character in general).  I am not sure why I was surprised, this is TV after all, it happens.  But still, it was surprising.  So I looked her up and it turns out I have seen her in everything!  Like everything.  And some stuff I will see her in eventually because let’s be honest, eventually I will see the Blair Witch sequel no matter how bad it is.  But most interesting is the first thing I ever saw her in, she was a regular on Veronica Mars.  Not only did I love this show, it might be the origin of more people on this blog than any other single piece of media.  Which sounds strange at first until you realize Valorie Curry here is the 5th person I am posting who I saw for the first time ever on Veronica Mars.  She follows Kristen Bell, Krysten Ritter, Alona Tal, and Jessica Chastain.  Who knows, in 5 more years maybe someone else will pop up. What a world.  Today I want to fuck Valorie Curry.

Every time when Fashion Week starts I find myself wishing it would never end (note: it is now over).  I mean, Ok, technically we get 4 weeks of it and London and Paris can give us some goodies but New York is always the most lucrative in the sense of lots of people I want to see wearing nice things showing up and wearing nice things.  Today was another tough choice but I really like Kate Upton’s silver top.  It’s just a good look for her and she has looked pretty good lately on the red carpet, not something that is always true.  Whatever decisions she’s making now though it’s the right one, I thought she looked fantastic.  So she’s here.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.