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New York Fashion Week continues and basically by law I have to put Doutzen Kroes here today because in the past two days she has had two killer outfits, which just demands attention. And a third one in there that was pretty good but that red gown with the see through panel down the side and that leather jacket?  Those are killer looks.  (Oh Hey, while I am at it my old buddy @pigeonfoo has a birthday today and that’s worth mentioning.  I mean she and Doutzen are both models so it’s almost like they’re the same person and you guys should check out her blog and wish her happy birthday.  I think it’s traditional to just send her a check or something in her culture so do that, don’t be rude).  Anyway, I love Doutzen’s looks there and when I saw one after another pop up last night I was pretty sure I would post her today.  I was right.  I’m some sort of genius I guess with my own self fulfilled predictions always coming true.  I could even guess how I’ll end this post if I really wanted to. Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

Boy, there is suddenly just a ton going on, isn’t there.  I guess summer is over and it’s back to work for everyone.  After a slow August on the pictures of attractive celebrities front, suddenly there are things going on all over the place, Film Festivals, Fashion Weeks, um… an unmentioned third thing so this seems like a valid list instead of two things.  My point is TIFF and the Venice Film Festival and New York Fashion Week and I am sure there is something else.  Back to school?  No, that really doesn’t seem to be part of this.  Well, there is stuff, trust me.  But it means there were a lot of options today and frankly have been a lot of options this week.  Jennifer Lawrence almost made it the other day but got beaten out by Priyanka Chopra.  Now she’s here because she has just looked fabulous at all the stuff for her new movie Mother.  Jen is really kind of schizophrenic in her fashion choices.  Sometimes she will look great and sometimes it is just terrible.  And it seems to come in waves.  Maybe it’s whoever is picking stuff for her.  She’s a big star, I am sure she has a stylist or whatever.  But it means for some movies I am in love with what she wears and for others I wish she had chosen something else. Mother is shaping up to be one of the good runs though and that’s exciting, because the truth is Jennifer Lawrence is very good looking, so it’s a bonus when the clothes are too.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

Late last night I saw picture of Natalie Dormer at the GQ Men fo the Year awards and I knew I would be posting her today.  Lots seems to have gone on yesterday and quite a few people I like quite a lot showed up at things but… man, Natalie Dormer is special.  There is just something about her and she is starting to feel like a rare treat since her exit from Game of Thrones.  She just has a swagger and attitude that is irresistible.  She is just sexy.  Which is a whole different thing than pretty or attractive or whatever.  She’s pretty but it’s her sexiness that stands out.  She has it in spades and trumps pretty much everyone else.  It’s astonishing really what a crooked smile and some confidence can do.  I really think they should reboot one of Harrison Ford’s old roles and give it to her.  I would totally be down with her as Indiana Jones or Han Solo.  Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

Here is Holly Willoughby because there was a new photoshoot with Holly in it and I want to encourage that kind of behavior.  She should show up more often in… whatever replaced Magazines in England.  I mean, I know they still have magazines but I assume no one buys them there either.  Anyway, I happen to really enjoy Holly, there is just a weird, contradictory mix of wholesomeness and sexuality that I dig.  Or maybe that isn’t contradictory.  Or shouldn’t be.  Anyway, that’s two British women in a row because it’s a British kind of weekend here.  By that I mean it’s basically rained the whole time. Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

The VMAs were last night and usually I would post about that but for whatever reason this morning I am posting Gigi Hadid, who I am pretty sure was not there.  This isn’t common for me but it happens.  The Heart wants what the heart wants.  Well… not the heart.  I mean, let’s be clear, I am not claiming I love Gigi Hadid.  Feels important to clarify for lots of reasons.  I don’t actually know her and I feel the internet has only accelerated something that has bothered me since I was a kid, which is the cheapening of our words by over using them. People used to tell me something was great or amazing and then it would turn out to be just ok and when confronted they would say something, “Yeah, when I say something is amazing I just mean I liked it”.  Well, that ruins language and I can’t think of a worse word for us to devalue as a culture than love.  It’s powerful stuff but only so long as we allow it to be.  Also, not only am I a hero for taking a stand on this important issue there is the fact that I haven’t met her and that is the action of a crazy person, claiming to love someone you don’t know.  Next thing I’ll be scrawling on the walls that we we’re meant to be together and it’s this whole long slide into this crazy stalker vibe and I’d have to get whole new clothes and I am just not that committed to it.  If it requires a uniform I am usually just too lazy to engage.  So you know, it’s not quite what the heart wants but I don’t want to be crude.  This is a family blog and it’s important to me that people can read it with their kids. That’s how we’ll know who shouldn’t be a parent.  Anyway, Gigi Hadid is here because I was discussing her with a friend last night and man she sure is good looking.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

Here is Pixie Lott because she performed at the Manchester Pride… I dunno what it was.  Festival, Parade, Celebration.  I don’t know the nomenclature and I am too much of a pedant to want to get it wrong so I will say it was about Pride and that’s a good thing and leave it at that.  Anyway, she was there and she looked pretty because that’s what she does, though I am not sure how I feel about the high waisted jeans.  Like high waisted pants aren’t really a look I think should come back but for some reason no one consults me.  What I will say is this, watch some movie from the early 90’s about teenagers.  Not one of the famous ones that blinds you with it being epic and where everyone was ultra stylish (so you know, not Clueless) and you’ll realize all the teenage girls look like they are 30.  It’s not because of the typical Hollywood casting, it’s because of the high waisted pants.  They are all wearing mom jeans cause that was a thing in 1991 and it just looks wrong.  So what I am saying is, unless you want that fate for you and your friends when people see pictures of you in 20 years, well, this is a trend you should resist.  Just warning you.  Anyway, as a result I didn’t post the pictures of her on stage, instead here are a few random pictures of her where she also looks pretty, because that’s what she does.  So I am posting her on account of prettiness mixed with my weakness for British Blondes.  Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

Here is my beloved and beautiful Kristen Bell because this is my 2000th pick ever guys and I can’t think of anyone more appropriate to pick.  She is probably my number one celebrity crush of all time.  I started watching Veronica Mars in 2004 and I never waivered.  And conveniently she was in a new photoshoot just a couple of days ago so it all lines up well.  It’s like I have always said, it’s meant to be, one day I will have her babies.  And then all of this post is what will be used in the made for TV movie that rightfully makes me look like a crazy person as I foam at the mouth and shout, “We’re meant to be together.  I will have you babies”.  It will be on lifetime.  It won’t be good but they’ll be right to play the scary music when I show up.  Anyway, as always I will give some stats because I do that on landmark posts and people @femalecelebrityoftheday and @femalecelebrityoftheday only loves it.  At this point I have posted 354 different celebrities, from 25 different countries and 6 different continents because I am not into Penguins.  Also there are a few made up countries in there but I don’t really count those because how do you really classify the Mushroom Kingdom?  Anyway, here is a list of my top 30.  There are 31 people because 30th place is a tie.  Why 30?  Cause I did 25 the last time I did this and it’s been more time so I should expand the list.  It made sense when I took the screenshot.

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So thanks for following, Kristen Bell is the best by the way.  If you didn’t know. You can read any of her other 54 posts if you want more details.  Or like, watch her in something.  I still recommend the first season of Veronica Mars but the Good Place is pretty great too.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

So recently @she-goes-to-eleven discovered Aly Michalka through the magic of iZombie and it was fun to watch her realize that Aly Michalka is one of those preternaturally pretty people that the more you look at her face the more blown away by it you are.  It was fun to hear once again how right I was when I had told her she would appreciate Aly on the show.  And I appreciate her on it because honestly it has shown me a depth to her acting ability I didn’t know was there.  I think it is an example of how many actors just need some material to work with to really show what they can do and I feel safe saying Rob Thomas is the best writer she has worked with.  So that’s nice.  Also what’s nice is that she finally has an album coming out because it means we got a photoshoot. Thank god.  This was the other subject of discussion, that yes Aly is very pretty but her moment in the sun seems to have been 8-10 years ago now so pictures of her are rarer and rarer.  Also, I am happy for fans of her music.  It’s one of those stupid things about how the current system works.  Aly and her sister wanted to make music, they have a fan base that I have seen for years begging for new music and… they couldn’t get an album made because… bullshit.  I mean, I get that their fan base probably isn’t that huge but in this modern era that really shouldn’t matter.  It’s so easy to get stuff out there but you end up with contracts and rules and nonsense.  So I am happy for people who wanted it and happy for Aly and happy that there should be at least a little bit of promoting around it.  That’s good for me.  Today I want to fuck Aly Michalka.

New work from Candice Swanepoel continues to trickle out and that is certainly nice to see.  I wouldn’t mind if it turned into a torrent but give it time I suppose.  She has looked good.  She often does.  On account of being good looking.  I don’t have a lot more to say than that though.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Kate Upton was in Shape magazine and that’s fantastic.  I am glad we seem to be getting more editorials featuring her lately because… because she’s pretty. Yeah, it’s pretty simple.  I like looking at Kate Upton and I think she has looked very good recently.  I quite liked the pictures, though a portion of the internet is complaining that she is too covered up.  I don’t think they like the jackets.  I have to say, they aren’t covering a lot but I can get the jacket bothering someone.  I don’t think she should work out or play basketball in the jacket she’s wearing in the picture I chose.  But I assume she’s doing that to keep warm before the coach sends her in.  This is important, you get sweaty and once you stop running around your cool down and eventually you can get chills, which aren’t just unpleasant, those chills can lead to muscle cramping.  I don’t want that and I assume Kate Upton doesn’t either.  So the jacket makes a lot of sense.  I guess what I am saying, Internet, is that sometimes it seems like nothing can actually make you happy.  I know that you can fall into this trap where just being negative seems like you are being insightful or smart but it’s a cover for insecurity, we all know that.  Regardless of why, eventually people aren’t going to want to hang out with you anymore because as we get older we realize we don’t need that kind of negativity in our life, that guy who shits on everything all the time.  So I get it, it’s not a typical warm up jacket but what do you want, past pictures have proven Kate Upton doesn’t have a lot of clothing, she’s barely covered.  She grabbed what she could because the team is counting on her.  Why would anyone have a problem with that?  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.