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There was an event last night with Young Hollywood at the end of it.  It’s a popular thing to tack on to the end of an event name and have a lot of people show up.  I have always wondered if they are all related or if anyone can just throw it onto the end.  It’s hard to know, I mean there can’t be a Young Hollywood regulating body, right?  Who knows.  There was one, lots of people looked good but I liked Chloe Moretz the best.  She had an old Hollywood look to her that I am a sucker for.  Now I realize that is all sorts of confusing with Old Hollywood at Young Hollywood.  Or not that confusing.  I mean, if you read that sentence you’re literate, you can work it out.  She looked good though and so why not post her.  Today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.

Candice Swanepoel is working for Victoria’s Secret again after a pretty long stretch off thanks to things like babies and so on.  I mean, we are getting some pictures but they are trickling out, it’s not the normal flood but I assume that’s because we’re not actually getting anything real yet, just behind the scenes.  A lot of people seem relieved which is hilarious because it reveals what I have seen a lot of since she got pregnant, this panic that she’d never model again. It was like, at most 6 or 7 months between shoots, it’s not really that long but just that little time away was more than enough to make people panic.  Which is probably why she thinks this all worked on me.  Her whole hard to get thing where she gets engaged and has a baby and the pictures slow a good bit. Classic hard to get.  Nice try, Candy, nice try.  It’s been painfully obvious to everyone who has followed me that she is obsessed with me of course but she took a hard turn into hard to get territory, I mean, it’s been about a year since Victoria’s Secret suddenly ended it’s print catalog and, well, let’s be honest, that’s pretty transparent ploy for my attention.  I get it, make me miss what I took for granted.  It hasn’t worked of course.  Mostly.  I mean sure sometimes I think about Candice Swanepoel but I stand resolute.  It’s flatter but… ok, look maybe today it’s working. But overall whatever.  Just today.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

This post is long overdue.  I kinda feel obligated.  Not in a, “Ugh, I have to do this sense” like you do when you have to make small talk with that one relative no one enjoys being around during some holiday but more like, if there is any justice in the world I will do this.  Because Katheryn Winnick is beautiful and since about Comic Con I have almost posted her so many times.  It just feels like a crime that I haven’t because she’s gorgeous.  And she’s everywhere right now.  I have no idea why.  Is this Vikings related?  Is that still on?  I fell away eventually.  Basically because I forgot it came back and it was one of those shows that was good enough that I enjoyed it when I watched it but not quite satisfying enough that I was excited each time a new season arrived.  She was always good though and what is most striking to me is her presence in that show.  If you asked me I’d assume she is like 6 feet tall.  At the very least she must be physically imposing.  It turns out she isn’t really, she’s just normal height for a girl.  Which makes it all the more impressive that she can seem so imposing.  There is something about her.  I am not saying I am scared of her but I am not saying she couldn’t scare me if she tried.  I would believe she could kick my ass if she threatened me I guess.  Probably a weird place to end this.  Oh well.  Today I want to fuck Katheryn Winnick.

Kate Upton has just looked fantastic recently.  I mean, I have always been a fan but she has been killing it of late which is nice to see.  In part because one of my issues in the past is some of her outfits on the red carpet were just not great.  Which could very much have nothing to do with her, I don’t know her (I know, you probably assumed I did).  It could have been a bad stylist or a number of other things.  Or it could have been her.  It will forever be a mystery, like who built the pyramids.  And by that I mean the answers are clearly out there if you really want them but if you’re lazy you can pretend it’s aliens or something.  I mean that for both.  You can do no research and claim aliens built the pyramid and put Kate Upton in some regrettable dresses.  Why don’t they just stay on their own god damned planet?  Well, whatever is going on, it seems like an honest to goodness red blooded human being is dressing Kate now and she has just looked fantastic.  So I am posting her because I am pro-Earth and I am pro-Kate Upton.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Ok, so I thought I would post Charli XCX today because she has a new video coming out but… my subconscious had other ideas.  I had what was frankly a terrible stress dream about Aly Michalka last night.  It was basically more awkward than even the most awkward situation you can imagine in the cringiest of cringe comedies.  Just a rough social situation that kept getting worse as bad news was dragged out and out.  And I am not sure why I had this dream about Aly Michalka but as I was looking for pictures I realized, oh yeah, she was at comic con and I am always grateful for more of her so she must have snuck in there somehow.  Thank god for Comic Con.  Like, she looks lovely every time and that’s because she’s one of those just amazingly beautiful human beings.  And I would say she gets more beautiful as she matures so it’s a shame that her fame seems to have gone in the opposite direction.  Well, at least she’s under Rob Thomas’ wing now, hopefully that means she will now forever be part of his regularly used group of actors and hey, those shows will never be hits but they’ll be good!  Or maybe she’ll be in the next Frozen.  There are so many possibilities.  Anyway, my uncomfortable, drawn out torturous dream just made me want to crawl into a hole and hide so it might seem strange she’s here now but I have gotten over it.  It’s been a few hours and the result now is that she is still on the brain and it’s like, man she’s pretty.  And I think I am giving her credit for being very gracious in the dream.  Like, she wasn’t to blame.  That’s a strange thing but you know, my whole thought process is a strange thing. Today I want to fuck Aly MIchalka.

So Kristen Bell was at, maybe still is at, the D23 Expo and I won’t lie, my first reaction was Christ, another event celebrating nonsense?  I mean, glass houses and all, I run a pop culture blog here, after a fashion, but that was my reaction.  And it’s not that Disney isn’t somehow deserving of it’s own convention but it’s starting to feel like the old thing people used to say, where if more than two people are into something there is a magazine about it.  And I don’t really begrudge that but so much of it starts to feel redundant and I am like, isn’t there anything else?  I guess I feel that way because I truly love Star Wars but like… there was just Star Wars celebration.  Now there is Star Wars stuff going on here because it’s a Disney property now and I feel like I was hearing Star Wars news from E3 and maybe I just feel like it’s double dipping.  It’s a strange thing to care about but apparently this week I have become an old crank.  Oh well.  Kristen Bell looked lovely though and I love her.  She is amazing and the best and I did really like Frozen so hey, maybe Frozen 2 will be awesome, too.  I don’t know, Disney actually doesn’t have a lot of sequel experience.  Unless you could the 90’s.  Which, honestly, if they want confidence in Frozen 2 they should hope we all forgot.  But I have my fingers crossed.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

So Nastia Liukin was at some awards show that had something to do with sports, which makes sense, when she does show up on the red carpet it is usually at least sports adjacent.  I am always glad to see her because I like her and it’s rare for her to show up.  I guess I am glad she is still… I am not sure what the word is.  That life is still affording her certain opportunities.  Like I know she was part of NBC’s coverage of the Olympics and I hope that continues just because she seems like a pretty decent person and also because I hate the way society often spits out Olympic Athletes.  We all struggle with getting older and opportunities passing us by and just there being fewer options but it has always stuck me as especially cruel to the high level athlete, who is old before the rest of us, none more so than female gymnasts.  I have gone down this territory a very long time ago, when Nastia’s shoulder did her in and she missed the cut to make the team at the old age of 19.  It seems like a cruel fate and I remember at some point later that year when I posted her someone reblogged with comments about how pathetic she was for trying to hang on to fame and she should just give up.  It struck me as exceptionally mean spirited to tell a girl of 20 to just pack it in and give up on life.  I get that sometimes we are tired of seeing certain people in the public eye but everyone needs to work.  I am reminded of Patrick Stewart recalling how angry he got when people were implying Star Trek was beneath him when he first started on the show.  Reporters I mean in interviews.  They thought they were sympathizing with them but it angered him and his whole point was what do they expect?  He has to work.  He had a family.  He also said no work is beneath you unless you make it so, you can give your all to anything an elevate it.  That takes us a bit far afield.  My point is a young woman who has spent her entire life doing a thing and then she suddenly can’t anymore before she’s 20, I applaud her for trying to find something else.  We all do a lot of searching and trying to find what to do.  I guess I don’t understand begrudging people that. Especially because I can think of have been chewed up and spit out when they became “washed up” at 19.  So I think part of this is just that I am always pleased to see her doing stuff, it’s a reminder that hey, things are ok.  I am glad.  I mean, she represented my country.  I’ll be honest, I am prouder of the way Olympic athletes have represented my country than a lot of people who represent us.  Also she’s very pretty.  Today I want to fuck Nastia Liukin

This weekend has been unkind to me sleep wise.  The past two nights I have done that thing where I am just dead tired and I go to bed early only to wake up an hour later unable to get back to sleep, so I get up and watch cartoons streaming from some site (as all adults are want to do at 1 AM) before going back to bed, only to wake up an hour later and repeat the cycle.  So I am just… in a strange place and in all honesty I was going to post someone else today but in my search for pictures I got angry about the lack of pictures, which made me turn on the girl as if it were her fault and I no longer had any desire to post her.  It’s a whole batch of stupid but probably a secret blessing because it is letting me post Gigi Hadid, who I have been like, “Oh man, she looks good here, I should post her” after I have already posted for the day like 5 times in the past few weeks.  It just happens sometimes.  And you know, to her credit, I have never gotten annoyed because there is a lack of decent pictures of Gigi Hadid.  She has never caused me that problem.  So here she is because she’s hot and she looks really good in these pictures and boy was it easy to find decent pictures.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

So apparently Alexis Ren was in Maxim and… I didn’t know Maxim was still a thing.  That’s not me trying to slag on Maxim, I just had in my mind somewhere that the last 3-4 years saw every magazine like that close shop because they just can’t compete with… I guess Instagram?  I mean, the internet in general but like I don’t think anyone really got Maxim for the articles and it isn’t that hard to find hot girls and more specifically hot celebrities looking hot thanks to social media.  Also, if you want kind of douchey advice on how to trick women into bed or whatever the internet definitely has you covered there.  Just search red pill or mystery method or whatever brand new thing there is out there that imagines women as a puzzle to be solved rather than human beings to interact with. Sorry, that’s a tangent.  I didn’t know it was a thing and it probably says something about the power of the internet that she is now on the cover of Maxim with the it boldly proclaiming her a social media star when Instagram Model is a dismissive thing I have seen hurled her way event his year.  There is a lot there to make me roll my eyes, including the idea that a working model who used social media to get famous is somehow less a real model than… someone who fame just shows up for?  I am not sure what the other angle there is.  It’s kind of easy to shit on stuff I guess.  Like I did on dudes who think manipulation is the key to love.  I am guilty of it too.  Sorry guys, that was a low blow.  Anyway, it turns out she looked really good in the Maxim shoot so good for her.  I ended up mainly posting her in bikinis though because I am deeply lazy and pictures of her in bikinis are everywhere.  Today I want to fuck Alexis Ren.

Kate Upton was in a shoot for a Magazine I am blanking on the name of and in too much of a hurry to look up so uh… it’s a big mystery.  See if you can solve it.  Think about how good you’ll feel after.  A real life detective.  I have given you the gift of self esteem today, Tumblr, don’t squander it!  Anyway, she looked really good and hey, we’re about to enter an extremely long weekend so… why not some Kate Upton to send us out.  There is nothing more American than bronzed blonde women, right?  Or is that German?  It’s all very confusing.  My point is she looked good, I happen to like her.  It’s why I have posted her more than anyone else.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.