Rose McIver was at one of the Women in Film events last night and iZombie was on last night and that feels like a good enough reason to post her if you ask me. I like her. She is pretty and I really like the show. Sometimes it’s just that simple. Sorry, it’s storming and i want to get this out before I lose power because it’s annoying to have to refind all the pictures. Today I want to fuck Rose McIver.
The Tony’s were last night and what a strange and interesting world where there are theater awards and the person who stood out is a model who, as far as I know, has done no acting. Certainly I am unaware of any on the stage. Candice Swanepoel looked really nice though and it’s nice to get the rare red carpet look from her. She looked really good and that’s about it. Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.
Here is Kate Upton cause it’s the weekend and it’s sunny and I am going to just go and enjoy the outdoors and uh… she looks like she is enjoying the outdoors to me. I mean, also a bit ago SI released a whole bunch of unreleased pictures from the swimsuit issue and once again she looked great. I am a fan. So here she is in swimwear, mostly. The gold slip dress seems like an odd beach choice but I am not complaining. I am just saying trying to swim in it would be a bitch, the water would make it heavy and it would just not move well. Probably why she’s in such shallow water in that shot. She’s a smart one that Kate, she knows that’s a shallow water only piece of clothing. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
It’s weird, TV is over for the most part for the year but iZombie started so late it is still going strong. I just keep forgetting that fact because I am already out of the habit of checking my DVR. Which is a nice surprise when I realize I have a 3 day old episode of a show sitting there on my DVR but you know, the show is still so good I’d like to watch it immediately. It just feels like it deserves that. Anyway, Aly Michalka has impressed me with her acting on the show and it brings up some interesting thoughts on my end that I don’t know the answer to. I haven’t really considered her acting a lot in the past and I feel like part of that is because at her peak of fame, which was really sort of internet gossip blog fame more than anything else I guess, she was more famous as the girl who appeared in pictures on gossip blogs and was talked about a lot on the internet than she was as an actress. Child Star gone hot is always a popular type for those kinds of places. And I tried watching her CW show but just couldn’t get into it and didn’t watch enough to know how she did. So I realized I had no actual opinion of her acting ability. Like at all. Not positive or negative, I just thought she was beautiful. But as Peyton on iZombie I have quite liked her. Charming, able to craft a character. So I find myself wondering what part of the credit belongs to what because Rob Thomas shows always seem to get excellent performances. So is he finding good actors, perhaps ones who didn’t get the chance the deserves elsewhere? He is known to be an excellent writer, is the material just that strong, are the voices so distinctive on the page that the actors can’t help but inhabit the role so well? Is it something else? I don’t have answers, it’s just important to remind myself how collaborative a medium TV is, there are just so many factors at play. But it is worth noting that I have liked Aly as her role on the show has expanded. And she is still beautiful. And my god… guys, the last episode, she was really hot. I’d include proof but the truth is the show just isn’t popular enough for there to be much out there. Just trust me, it was good. Today I want to fuck Aly Michalka.
The Glamour Women of the Year Awards happened last night in the UK and Holly Willoughby looked fantastic. This is very convenient for me because the night before I had a really odd dream about Holly Willoughby. I didn’t post her but then it stuck with me for some reason. It wasn’t even a good dream, it was just a dream that was kind of stressful and strange. But it happened and she was on my mind and now she ends up looking the best at some event and… well, it must be a sign of some sort. What kind of sign? I don’t know, that’s the trouble with signs and portents and prophesies and so on, no one know what they mean until after whatever they are predicting or showing happens. This makes them largely useless. So I will just say it’s a sign that my brain knew she’d look really good at some point this week. It still isn’t helpful in bettering my life but it does give me the chance to imply I am a special little brain snowflake, able to predict the future or something. Anyway, just look at that smile, she looks great. She is beautiful. Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.
Pixie Lott did what was honestly a pretty weird photoshoot for Wonderland Magazine but it’s weird in a good way, which is why I am posting her. I have a hard time coming up with things to say about Pixie pretty often because liking her boils down basically to her being really, really pretty. Like the kind of pretty where I see her in pictures and I am always like, “wow, she’s so pretty”. So I decided to count how many times I have used the word “pretty” in posts about Pixie Lott. The answer is 44 times in 26 posts. Well, this is post 27 and now I have said pretty 49 times. I guess I think she’s pretty. That makes an even 50. Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.
This past weekend Kate Upton was in Monaco for the Monaco Grand Prix. I assume. I mean she was at the Monaco Grand Prix this past weekend but I am leaping to a conclusion that that is why she went to Monaco. Maybe she was at Cannes and got lost and ended up there? I mean, she definitely was at Cannes. The maybe is she got lost. Maybe she went for the Casinos but showed up at the Grand Prix to mask her crippling gambling addiction? Does Kate Upton have a gambling problem? I can’t know for sure. What I do know is that I wish this blog was more popular so that I could see the internet lined with shitty clickbait headlines in 6 hours with tings like “Does Kate Upton have a Gambling Problem!?!? Click here to see!” I would run the best clickbait site by the way, because if you clicked that link it would just say no in big letters. I feel like that way everyone gets what they want. I get the clicks I so desperately desire and anyone who clicks gets a quick and concise answer so they can move on to click other stupid horseshit that they should really know better than to believe because of a headline designed to get attention. Everybody wins in that scenario except for people who care about integrity or journalistic standards. Luckily, those people can’t possibly be following a blog called Who I Want to Fuck Today. Anyway, Kate Upton looked good there in the pics I saw over the weekend but then today there were pictures from a boat party and I don’t have a specific reason to post her other than those pictures were good. They did it for me. I guess I like girls in white shirts with a shiny light gold suit. Well, now that I say it of course I do, it’s so obvious. It’s my thing I guess. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
If anything this blog should show how mercurial and indecisive I am as a human being. I get that that might seem like an odd statement as I post someone I have posted more than anyone else but most people run a fuck year blog about one person or can name a favorite celebrity or whatever. I mean, I might be able to name a favorite as well but it’ll be different tomorrow and I’ll have a real issue deciding and I’ll never feel comfortable with my answer. And posting Kate Upton it might seem strange that I am taking about this but yesterday she was on the list of people at things at Cannes who looked good but there were like 4 people I would have put ahead of her. Nothing new has really come out since then and she is now ahead of all of them. Why? It might just be that I am really easy to influence, pictures of her, pictures I had already seen mind you, popped up on my dash overnight of her in Cannes and it was like, man, she looks good, I want to post her. I mean, I also watched a blind taste test of tacos yesterday and then an hour later was craving tacos and didn’t put together why until I was eating tacos. So there is that. But there is also just a thing where on a Tuesday I will see two celebrities at an event and swear one is the most beautiful woman in the world. By the weekend I can look at the same pictures from the event and claim the second one is now the most beautiful woman in the world and looks a million times better than the first. So while I obviously find Kate Upton attractive and have since before I started this blog, after all she is the 4th person I ever posted (my first week of posts would surprise almost no one who has followed this blog for a long time). But you know, I also go months without posting her. Cause my brain is stupid. Anyway, I thought she looked lovely at the events I have seen her at and big props for the gowns she wore, which were very good, a thing I can’t always say about her red carpet choices. So thumbs up for simple elegance, though I guess the fringe isn’t simple and it might have it’d detractors. I liked it. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
So there were some TV awards in the UK yesterday and even though it happened a whole day ago the only pictures I have seen from it are Holly Willoughby. Was she the only one there? That seems terribly lonely and must have been awkward during crowd shots. Still, it’s ok because if I am going to be perfectly honest, even if I had seen pictures of all the people likely to attend the British Academy Television Awards, there is like a 95% chance Holly Willoughby would have been my favorite anyway. So here she is because she’s pretty and I always like her in a gown. Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.
I thought I was going to start this by saying it has been years since I posted Aly Michalka. It turns out I was wrong, it has only been 9 months. That was also because of iZombie, which is on tonight and which I always look forward to because… well, it’s excellent. I happen to be a fan of Rob Thomas’ work. A lot of times when I watch I find myself thinking I should post Aly again because she is beautiful. I don’t think I am going out on a limb there, it’s one of those things, she is just gorgeous but also a great example of the fickle nature of fame. She had a lot of heat what was a long time ago now, staring in a show, she seemed to be on every gossip blog all the time. Just pictures and attention for days. Now… well, almost nothing. And I often get frustrated when I go to post her (same with Rose McIver. Why aren’t there pictures everywhere promoting this show? Horrible mistake CW). Anyway, she was at something this past week and the show is on tonight and it’s all the reason I need to post her. Today I want to fuck Aly Michalka.
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