This past weekend Kate Upton was in Monaco for the Monaco Grand Prix.  I assume.  I mean she was at the Monaco Grand Prix this past weekend but I am leaping to a conclusion that that is why she went to Monaco.  Maybe she was at Cannes and got lost and ended up there?  I mean, she definitely was at Cannes.  The maybe is she got lost.  Maybe she went for the Casinos but showed up at the Grand Prix to mask her crippling gambling addiction?  Does Kate Upton have a gambling problem?  I can’t know for sure.  What I do know is that I wish this blog was more popular so that I could see the internet lined with shitty clickbait headlines in 6 hours with tings like “Does Kate Upton have a Gambling Problem!?!? Click here to see!”  I would run the best clickbait site by the way, because if you clicked that link it would just say no in big letters.  I feel like that way everyone gets what they want.  I get the clicks I so desperately desire and anyone who clicks gets a quick and concise answer so they can move on to click other stupid horseshit that they should really know better than to believe because of a headline designed to get attention.  Everybody wins in that scenario except for people who care about integrity or journalistic standards.  Luckily, those people can’t possibly be following a blog called Who I Want to Fuck Today.  Anyway, Kate Upton looked good there in the pics I saw over the weekend but then today there were pictures from a boat party and I don’t have a specific reason to post her other than those pictures were good. They did it for me.  I guess I like girls in white shirts with a shiny light gold suit. Well, now that I say it of course I do, it’s so obvious. It’s my thing I guess. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.