Here is Taylor Swift because she’s due? I don’t know. I am super tired because it’s noisy outside and I am not really running on full capacity today. She is very pretty and there have been a lot of times recently I almost posted her but then didn’t. So I am posting her today. These are basically random pictures I pulled of her on the red carpet because I am half assing this. Sorry. Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.
Here is Saoirse Ronan who I had a lot of fun with last night in an attempt to pronounce her name and stuff. Anyway, I was thinking about her and like… I know I had seen a fair number of things with her in it but upon researching it turns out it’s 9 movies. Because at 21 she has already had a really long career. I guess I first saw her in Atonement which somewhere in the back of my mind I knew she was in and knew she had been nominated for an Oscar but at the same time it was a surprise again when I read it. What stood out as I was going back through this though is that while I haven’t loved every movie she was in I now remember how much I liked her in each of those. And most of the movies were at the very least interesting. She gives good performances. Like, it’s not perfect but I quite enjoyed How I Live Now. Byzantium was flawed but also fascinating and she was outstanding in it. Basically she is very good and I am always thankful for art that is more than disposable. Even if i don’t love it I love having to stop and think. She is also pretty. So today I want to fuck Saoirse Ronan.
Rachel Riley is one of the few people I get requests for. Which, you know, is not how any of this works but I appreciate the enthusiasm for her. Like I actually have gotten asks that just say, “MORE RACHEL RILEY”. Which might seem like an odd thing, that someone would so badly want me to want to sleep with Rachel Riley more often. Unless it’s secretly Rachel Riley sending me those messages because, well, obviously then it makes sense. I’m a catch. I have my own blog! On the Internet! I actually think it’s just that the world seems desperately hungry for more Rachel Riley pictures. Or England more specifically. I sadly can’t actually invent new pictures of her, just post what I have. Frankly, we’re all lucky I even know who she is but that’s the beauty of the modern world. I can buy Star Wars with bonus features from my phone and know tonight I am going to watch the fuck out of it, I can learn about British celebrities because a friend says she thinks I’d like her. Or actually I think it went, “You should see the dress Rachel Riley wore last night, you’d love it. It was shiny”. Which got an eye roll from me because it’s not all shiny dresses but then I looked it up and yeah, the dress was awesome. That was years ago. Every now and then she pops up on my radar and she largely seems beloved. She is pretty and she is good at math. Or maths as they incorrectly call it over in the UK. Except I guess some people think she’s bad at math? These peopel do add an s to something that is an abbreviation already so what do they know. But, you know, if you don’t think women live by some strange triple standard keep in mind to do her job which involves math she has to be considered hot because obviously a woman should never be on TV unless she can somehow excite male libido but also she should be held to a ridiculously high standard about everything else or else she only got the job because she’s pretty. So you know, that way you get people complaining she’s not pretty enough while others say she isn’t good enough at her job. It’s enough to make you think some assholes will find any excuse to criticize and demean women. Almost. If you talk to them they’re very quick to explain they might seem like raging assholes but really they’re just all about holding people accountable. Well… maybe not people, I am not sure they consider women people. Anyway, Rachel Riley was at a thing the other day and she wears the best dresses sometimes. It’s the black and white one. I love it. It looks great. So here she is. Today I want to fuck Rachel Riley.
Here is Chloe Moretz because she’s having a good run recently. I guess the latest photoshoot is because of Neighbors 2. Which… good for her? I don’t know, I didn’t make it all the way through the first movie. Sorry. I am glad if she is doing things that do well, though I wouldn’t mind seeing her in something good. I know that sounds horribly dismissive of the potential of Neighbors 2, maybe it’ll be like the Godfather and the second one will be the all time classic. I will likely never know. She looks good though, she has looked very pretty lately and so today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.
Here is Chloe Moretz because she did some sort of promo photoshoot for a game called Sudden Attack. It’s not a thing I know and it doesn’t sound like a thing I’d want to play but she looked kind of hot in the pictures? I feel uncertain as to why. I mean, maybe it’s the gun? I feel strange wondering that but then again I was raised on 80’s action movies so maybe I see women with guns as sexy. I honestly don’t know. I’ve decided not to question it too much today, it’s a fine excuse to post her. So here she is because today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.
I think it was yesterday (it might have been two days ago) but @soulblazer12 messaged me to say he was impressed with how good Kate Upton had looked at the Vanity Fair party and i agreed, saying she had looked really good lately in some photoshoots too and this made me happy. I was hoping for more photoshoots and just… more of her looking good. In general I am not a huge fan of her red carpet stuff so I would love to just see more stuff playing the her strengths as a model. Well, apparently she’s in the 100th issue of V Magazine and she looks fantastic. I love it. So here she is an I am just so happy to have great pictures of Kate Upton to share because it’s a secret but I actually happen to be very attracted to her. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
I was thinking about Princess Peach last night because I was playing Mario Kart. This is because of course, I rule at Saturday Nights. Don’t try to live my lifestyle, kids, it’s too fast for most people, you wouldn’t be able to keep up with the pace, I’ve seen it destroy many a life. Anyway, I was playing Mario Kart (and aside does anyone else have a WiiU? I know people are down on it and all but i love mine because I got it to play Mario games and I get to play Mario games. Hit me up if you want to play Mario Kart) and I was thinking about how complex these tracks are. Then I was thinking about how unappreciated Princess Peach is. Not by me, I always play as her because she’s great. She can float in 3-D World and she has the prettiest outfit in Mario Kart. And she can float in Smash Bros. too. I just mean in general. She pretty clearly is running the Mushroom Kingdom despite the fact that if she was the actual ruler of the Kingdom she would be Queen Peach, not Princess Peach. It’s a kingdom, not a principality. That means there is a deadbeat Dad out there making her do all of the work. On top of that, this place is just bananas. I don’t know how she holds it together given the incredibly stupid infrastructure spending going on. Seriously, think about it: Kart tracks, Tennis Courts, Baseball Stadiums, Golf Course, entire Olympic facilities (though in fairness Sonic might host some of those). Now, I guess Peach could be to blame for this or it could be her worthless Dad. I am not sure who to blame but either way Peach is a genius. I say this because I have seen nothing that looks like a modern economy in the Mushroom Kingdom. At best you have merchants in little mushroom houses that give away one of three items. That’s not much of a tax base. And sure, really this is a Kingdom that could bulk up it’s defense budget because Bowser is attacking like every other day and they aren’t very good at stopping him. But maybe they don’t have to be. A single plumber always beats him. That’s some clever budgeting and she is getting the money for all this other crap somewhere. I don’t know, it went off the rails. It’s like 2 AM or something. The point is Peach is great and a little under appreciated. I think. I feel like a lot of this didn’t make sense looking back at it. Oh right, Coins! Coins! It all makes sense if you think about the tremendous amount of gold Mario picks up every time out. Like, just amazing amounts of gold. Peach is setting herself up as the main driving force of the Mushroom Economy. Don’t make things too hard for Bowser, he can kidnap her, Mario comes and rescues her. No one to help Mario, certainly no plane or car or anything, so he has to take some long 8 world route to get there, gather a fortune in gold, rescue Peach and suddenly she has the funding for a new Battle Arena or Rhythmic Gymnastics Stadium. It’s brilliant! Today I want to fuck Princess Peach.
So… I’m still posting stuff from the Oscars? I guess so but it wasn’t like… planned. On Monday I almost posted Saoirse Ronan. In the end ALicia Vikander won out but Saoirse came close, mainly because her dress was amazing. Well, someone reblogged it again today and it was sitting on my dash and man it looked good. It is just very classic looking. I mean, it’s shiny but it’s a classic cut, a great color and she looked pretty? I don’t have a lot of great reasons I suppose but I will say of the best picture nominees this year Brooklyn was probably my second favorite. I think she was good in it. I think that’s enough for today. She’s good at what she does, she had a pretty green dress, she has a name that is very hard to say or spell. Today I want to fuck Saoirse Ronan.
Today was another hard choice because there continue to be pictures from various Oscars stuff coming out and frankly there is an embarrassment of riches this year. I am posting Kate Upton though because… well, I still like Kate Upton. Maybe it isn’t like it once was when I was posting her constantly but I like her. And she looked really good, which stands out because red carpet attire is often her weak spot. I really liked what she wore. Not just because of boobs. The boobs didn’t hurt, obviously, but it was just a good dress. It has some structure to it which helps her a lot and really suited her. Also, finding pictures of her here was a reminder that man, the red carpet is not here thing a lot of the time, it made me appreciate the look even more. She looked great. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
Here is Pixie Lott because Pixie Lott is very pretty. This is my line of reasoning most times I post her and I don’t really know what else to say about her. She is a special kind of pretty. At least for me. Like… I see lots of pictures of lots of pretty girls because I have a blog where I post pictures and also frankly some of you guys following me are pretty remarkable as well, so I see lots of pretty girls in pictures every day. Pixie Lott is one of the few that every time I see her I pause and am just like, “Wow, she’s pretty”. Just something special about her I guess. Which would explain why she has shown up as many times as she has but also why she doesn’t show up that often. Like, the only hook for me really is how pretty she is and usually I have something else that causes someone to get posted, something I have seen or heard or a facet of their personality. So she doesn’t show up more often because like… if it wasn’t for pictures I would forget she existed. But she shows up as often as she does because she is so pretty that even without a hook sometimes I see pictures and it’s like… I have to post her. So here she is today because she’s been around for London Fashion Week. Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.
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