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Look, I know I just posted Natalie Dormer a couple of days ago but like… what do you want me to do? Not post pictures of Natalie Dormer? You know who else didn’t post pictures of Natalie Dormer? That’s right. Hitler. Now, I know he has experienced some inexplicable spike in popularity recently but I am here to tell you I don’t want to be like Hitler. Look, the Nazis were losers. Which, some people would try to dispute but those people are illiterate fuckheads so what do I care, they can’t read this. They’re illiterate. The Nazis lost to us. They lost to the Russians. They lose to the winter. They lost to the fucking mud in Russia. These guys were fucking losers. A sad, failed painter and his group of losers. And you know the only thing more pathetic than that? Someone who 60 years later looks at that and decides as a life style they want to cosplay that. It’s pathetic. And I’m a lot of things but I’m not pathetic. So complain if you want about me posting Natalie Dormer two times in three days but you’ll just have to deal with it. Because I don’t brook with Nazis. So I had to. Because I love freedom. Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

Here is Natalie Dormer because she was at a launch for some Tiffany thing and she looked absolutely fantastic. Like, wow, she looked so good in that red dress. And so she’s here because the simple truth is Natalie Dormer just doesn’t have to try that hard to get posted here. I mean that in the sense that she just exudes this sexuality that part of me feels like a single look from her would be enough for most people.. So she looks as good as she does there and what is a person supposed to do? It’s almost the law that I have to post her. Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

Chloe Moretz is at a film festival in Paris and that’s cool for a few reasons. First it’s just the 7th annual version of this film festival. That’s great. I love venerable old film festivals but the world needs new ones and new traditions in my opinion. It’s in part how we get venerable old film festivals eventually. After all, TIFF was an upstart once, now it’s important. But also more voices are a good thing in any art form. So I always smile when I see a celebrity at a film festival that is younger than this website. Second, she looked really pretty. But like… I like her top. Maybe I’d like her pants on a different outfit? I didn’t like them together. The magic of the lies that the internet can give us though is I can add a picture where it doesn’t include the two together. Magic. I feel bad even criticizing her clothing, like it feels like a douche in a bar trying to neg a girl, “She looks really good despite how terrible that outfit its” but it’s kind of a common thing with her. Often she wears stuff and I am like, “You know, I really am not sure about that outfit but she looks so good”. I guess that’s a very backhanded compliment that her beauty manages to transcend her sense of style but there it is. I am an ass. Anyway, she is beautiful and so I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.

Here is Pigeon Foo cause it’s been ages since I posted Pigeon Foo. Which is a shame. Because she’s kind of awesome and always has been. Ok, that might be a bit over the top, I can’t speak to always because it would get us into a whole discussion on the nature of time and the human soul and when someone starts to exist and so on and well… sure, that’s what her blog is all about but not mine. I’ll leave the metaphysics to her. Usually I go on and on about her but usually I have more than like an hours sleep so this is it today. She is pretty, I am posting pictures of her that I feel prove this. Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

Here is Doutzen Kroes because she is pretty and that’s about it. I have a running joke with a friend about how old she is that stems from the internet being a cesspool. And the sort of people who track models intently seem to be the worst. It’s disappointing but it’s almost like a team sport for them and a lot of people just don’t know how to support their favorite anything without tearing down anything else. It’s a miserable way to live your life and makes someone miserable to be around. The “knock” against Doutzen by these types is how old she is getting (mixed with having kids has ruined her body. They also love to attack any model who dares to have children). It’s laughably stupid because almost all of these pictures are from this year. I guess to someone they are picture of an old woman with a ruined body but to paraphrase my grandfather who is an actual old man, “those people are exceptionally stupid so people learn to stop paying attention to them”. Which is the best way to look at it. Ignore the idiots, engaging just gives validity to their stupidity. But also… are they blind? I don’t want to be ablist and attack blind people who can’t see these pictures. Though I am wondering why they would say such negative things then. Anyway, I think Doutzen Kroes is beautiful. There, I took a radical stand. Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

Kate Upton was in the new Maxim and voted #1 on their 100 hottest women list. Good job I think? I dunno, I find voting on matters of taste to be pretty stupid if you want my opinion. It seems counter to the whole point but I guess voting is just fun. So knock yourself out. This will stun you if you have no idea what this blog is but I cannot imagine limiting myself to one person and the top slot and not regretting it. I have issues but seriously, I would never feel good about my vote. Though I guess over time I have voted for Kate Upton in the sense that she is my most often posted celebrity and this is the 85th time I have posted her. That’s more often than once a month. Anyway, she looked really good in the Maxim shoot so I am not arguing with results, just the need. I guess I am a little worried about people who need validation about what they are attracted to. It seems like a dire situation to be in. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

I will probably keep this brief today but either way it’s odd that I seem to be in a pattern of repeating posts so close together. I am sure it says something about the ability of mass media to impact our thoughts as certain people are pushed or push themselves out there so that someone I hadn’t thought about in months suddenly is everywhere. I am sure. But I am too fucking tired to know for certain. I am also craving Chinese food. Is that because of the media or because of my biology? It’s all a mystery. Actually, that might be a good slogan for most of this blog, is it because of the media or biology. Anyway, I don’t think Gigi Hadid is in Ocean’s 8 but I don’t know for certain. I do want to see the movie because I actually quite like heist movies. Heist movies are often fun if you don’t think about them too much. Either way, at the premier she looked the best, which should have been a challenge but somehow wasn’t. Oh well. Anyway, I liked her and so today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

Gigi Hadid was shooting some commercial this week and the pictures were painfully low quality but I thought she looked good in them. So here are none of those pictures but just other pictures of Gigi Hadid that don’t look like they were taken from the sixth floor of the Texas School Book Depository. She looks good in these so I guess that’s what it has in common. Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

Happy Memorial Day everyone. Here is Kate Upton at the beach. I hope you enjoy that. It feels festive to me. Today is kind of the start of summer in a certain sense. Mentally it is for me at least. Plus I like Kate Upton. I combined these two facts to make this post. Now you know my very deep process. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.