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I hope everyone is enjoying their holiday weekend. Assuming this is a holiday weekend for you. If it isn’t I am sorry. If this is because it is no holiday where you are then it’s ok, other holidays exist and you probably get whole days off we don’t here. If you just don’t get it off you have my sympathy. I remember working those jobs once upon a time and it’s pretty shitty. I make a habit of never going to stores on anything I consider a holiday because I don’t want to be part of the demand that forces low paid wage workers to never get a holiday off. Thus far it seems to have no impact because the grocery store is still open on Monday. Anyway, speaking of work and so on, here is Jessica Nigri who is technically self employed. She is really popular here when I post her which is once in a blue moon and I find her in general to be fascinating. On a sociological level I mean. There are few people on the internet I see people so intensely attracted to while also despising. It’s pretty gross if you want my honest opinion. Some of you will no doubt reblog this and you might want to engage in a little self examination. Why are you so angry at someone because you are attracted to them? Seems like a strange crossed wire. Now, I know she makes a great deal of money and that seems to piss people off but I don’t really think that’s it. I think it’s because people dislike that she is very openly selling sexual attraction and we prefer our women to be objectified and not profit off of it. I assume there is some shame in there. Giving her money for this when you feel it should be free. From where I am standing I don’t really care if someone makes money. I suppose there are arguments to be made about it being regressive but in the end she isn’t scamming anyone out of money, she seems to deliver exactly what she promises, which is a lot of pictures of her in nerd related stuff. The pictures are generally pretty high quality for what they are as well, so while it isn’t like every penny can be seen in those pixels she isn’t cheaping out on the product she delivers (Credit to @she-goes-to-eleven who pointed this out to me once. That Jessica Nigri is delivering a level of content that shows professionalism. It isn’t a thing I had thought about much prior. Of course Kat did because no matter what she says if you are reading this Jessica Nigri is her #1 celebrity crush). But hey, we know why there is hate right? Contempt is required or strangers on the internet might judge your boner, huh guys? Live your life how you want but if you are only doing something to seem cool to other people it’s important to note that that just makes you painfully insecure. And sadly, insecure people are never cool. They’re too insecure to pull it off. As for me, I just really like boobs and pretty costumes sometimes. Today is one of those times. So today I want to fuck Jessica Nigri.

Here is Taylor Swift because I am suddenly getting a ton of Taylor Swift in my life. This is a very indirect injection of Taylor Swift (though obviously somewhat direct given I follow her in places like, you know, tumblr). But I follow Charli XCX everywhere. Who is touring with Taylor Swift. And Charli’s social media, especially when the tour first started, is just full of videos and pictures of Taylor Swift doing stuff. On top of that, I have multiple friends with tickets full of excitement. @she-goes-to-eleven is going… really soon? Tomorrow? Friday? I don’t know, I frankly don’t keep obsessive enough track of my friend’s schedules. Anyway, the result is I keep seeing Taylor Swift performing and hearing about her and hey, she looks pretty good this tour. So here she is. I hope you mega fans all are getting to go see her. Get there for the opening act! Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

Here is Natalie Dormer because she looked cool as fuck at some AOL Build thing. It’s just jeans and a jacket but she looks cool. She always does though because she no doubt is cooler than anyone you know. Confidence is cool and cool people are confident and Natalie Dormer has the kind of confidence that makes it impossible not to be drawn to her. I still stand by my wish that she was the new Han Solo. Not sure how it would make sense lore wise but man, she would make a great Han Solo. Anyway, she is here because Natalie Dormer is cool as fuck and sexy and confident. Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

Doutzen Kroes was at the Cannes’ premier of Solo, which is… well, neither here nor there but she was wearing a suit and that’s often a good look for her. So I am posting her. She is beautiful which helps. Like, Models looking good in clothing is actually their job so it’s never surprising when I see a model in some clothing and go, “Hey, she looks pretty good there”. Though now it makes me feel a little sad for models. Does that mean they are always working? I mean, sure they have to get naked and stuff but a lot of them have done at least a little nude modeling. Wow, the secret curse of being a model, they are always on the clock. It feels there is a new version of Pagliacci just waiting to be told. Anyway, Doutzen looked fantastic and I am sure she would have even if it wasn’t her job. Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

Well guys, the Met Gala was last night and wow I was blown away. I kind of thought the theme of the whole Catholic Imagination would be good but I had no idea until people started showing up just how good it would be. It was just such a rich tapestry for designers to express themselves on as so many people looked like they stepped out of an old bit of Byzantine Iconography or a renaissance painting about an obscure saint. It was pretty awesome. And I knew today would be tough because I could have easily posted over a dozen people today and been happy because so many people knocked the theme out of the park. Which is nice, some years it seems like people just ignore the theme and you know, nice dresses and all but when you can wear that gown to any event it feels like you wasted a real chance to get creative. Also, this really gave us some amazing headpieces which I didn’t even know I wanted but I did. Just beautiful things to look at. Priyanka Chopra and Nicki Minaj’s deserve a ton of credit. Their whole looks were good but they really just had amazing head pieces. There were a ton of tiaras which I guess some people might not like but I fear those people’s lives are devoid of joy and wonder. There were wild looks that really were pulled off well like Lana Del Rey, Katy Perry, and Zendaya. There were subtler ones that I think really looked great like Kate Upton or Alicia Vikander. There were a lot of in between that nailed the theme, were not too out there but definitely could only ever work here like Amber Heard, Olivia Munn, or Ariana Grande. There was Rihanna because there is always Rihanna and maybe for the first time ever had me going, “Hey, that Mitre is kind of hot”. No, I mean, definitely for the first time ever. And you know, on the guys side it’s usually more boring but one or two people always stand out and this year Chadwick Boseman won by basically looking like what if Lando Calrissian became the Pope. Which I guess to some sounds weird or like an insult but it isn’t. It was strongly on theme and not that odd an a pairing really since Lando and every Pope ever are pretty over the top glam and love flashy capes. My point is there was a lot going on last night and so many people I could praise. And I basically always knew I was posting Blake Lively. I saw her dress and I knew it would be hard to top. I knew today would be a hard decision but I always knew she’d win. Because she always knocks it out of the park at these things. She just does. And last night might have been her single best Met Gala look ever. Which is impressive because she has been 10 times and always does well. She looked like she stepped out of a painting though. Some cross between a Medici Princess and and Elizabethan noble woman. The pictures of her mounting the stairs could be framed and just labeled the Ascension of Saint Lively and I would believe it. The look was just perfect and it’s where my head keeps going back. So today I want to fuck Blake Lively.  

Happy Monday guys. It’s a potentially exciting day out there. I mean, Mondays suck and all but the Met Gala is tonight and the days are getting warmer and hey, who knows, I am sure other things are happening too. I am posting Candice Swanepoel because why not? She seems to have cleverly done a lot of work in advance to getting pregnant or in advance to showing at least and there is just this steady stream of stuff of her in swimsuits despite the fact that in reality she is ready to burst. Very clever on her part. She has also looked great in this stuff so I am posting it here. Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Kate Upton is long over due to make a return here and I am not sure why she hasn’t. She has had a few different things for Yamamay come out in the past month or so and has just looked fantastic. Like seriously, it’s among the best she has ever looked. So why hasn’t she shown up? I have no idea. I don’t think I’ve been drunk for an entire month but then again if I blacked out how would I know if I was drunk or not? Was I so drunk I didn’t know I was drunk? It’s probably the only explanation because she really has looked amazing. So I am posting her today. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Here is some Rose McIver cause iZombie was on last night. It’s really that simple. The show is impressively still very good, which sounds like I am surprised and I kind of am. It has always felt kind of twisty and moving fast but every show starts to enter a decline eventually, so I was always worried it would run out of plot. On top of that, the status quo is different in a way now that very few shows would attempt. Yet it all works. So that’s impressive. And that’s why Rose McIver is here because honestly shows I really like seem to increase my attraction to the people on it. And she was already good looking. So today I want to fuck Rose McIver.

CinemaCon is a weird animal to me in that it is in some ways demonstrative of just what the interenet has done to pop culture. It’s just a trade show and those were always just meant for industry insiders. Like, it’s a thing that exists so people who own movie theaters can be up on the latest technology and techniques on basically running a theater and how to make more money at it. But at some point someone got the idea that you are associated with movies so why not invite some celebrities and suddenly your trade show becomes news. And now this thing that has been going on longer than I have been alive becomes a thing we keep getting pictures from. I am not complaining, it’s just a weird commodification of something. Anyway, it means now every year celebrities show up and I end up posting someone. This year it’s Blake Lively because first bow ties are cool. Second, a girl in a suit often looks hot as fuck. And third Blake Lively is beautiful. So in a suit with a bow tie? She looked great. So today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

Here is Candice Swanepoel because she cleans up pretty well. In case you didn’t know. Not much else going on there. As always, I have slipped in a secret picture where she is pregnant, enjoy trying to find that Easter Egg. Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.