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How about some Scarlett Johansson guys? I mean, the Infinity War premier was last night so I have to post someone from it because I am just not that big of an iconoclast to not. Or more it was really the only thing going on. I wasn’t entirely sold on Scarlett’s dress but I thought she looked good. I liked her make up, I liked her choker, I didn’t mind her hair. Boy this all sounds like faint praise. It isn’t. I happen to like Scarlett Johansson a lot and she only gets to show up now and then when some new Marvel thing is coming out basically. She looked the best to me of the red carpet stuff last night. Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

So Chloe Moretz is showing up because she was at the Tribeca Film Festival and I thought she looked really pretty. I am sure there is some joke about how shiny her vest is or something but it’s really all her face here. She just looks really good. So today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.

Sometimes my picks probably seem out of the blue. Or just strange. They are maybe but it’s how these things work. So how did I get to a freestyle skier in April? I promise you it made sense in my brain as it bounced from one thing to another and then suddenly I was just there. I really found her rather charming during the Olympics so I subscribed to her Youtube channel and stuff and she sure seems like a sweetheart and then I went looking and she has done some stuff for Superdry in the past couple of weeks and… here we are. Cause Rowan Cheshire is really hot guys. I know it’s out of season and out of the blue but it is what it is. Today I want to fuck Rowan Cheshire.

I like when I get surprised by who I pick. Like, in no way was Avril Lavigne even on my radar yesterday. I am not great at knowing what tomorrow will bring anyway but had I put money down on who was likely to show up Avril wasn’t going to be there. Because Avril Lavigne hardly shows up in my life. Out of Sight out of Mind and all that. But then she was at a charity event for the Race to Erase MS and she looked good and so here she is. It’s always nice. And she looked good, though thanks to the internet when I see her in a dress now all I can think is, “Someone on the internet thinks that’s not the real Avril Lavigne because they think the real Avril would never wear a dress”. It’s a weird world we live in guys. Today I want to fuck Avril Lavigne.

Last time I posted someone on iZombie I talked about how I was all caught back up. Well… I haven’t watched since then. I feel strangely guilty about this even though I don’t think the show or people associated with it particularly care what I do. It’s just the weird nature of how TV works for me now. I do sort of regret not being part of a weekly conversation on TV and so on like I was 10 years ago but on the other hand it’s nice to be able to watch a bunch of episodes in a row. Today I am posting Rose McIver because I quite like her as Liv and she looked really good multiple times. I liked her, what I assume is real, New Zealand accent at one point, I enjoyed her being a pick up artist. She looked good, she was fun. The show is just great in general. Today I want to fuck Rose McIver.

Here is Taylor Swift for multiple reasons. The primary being that I am not sleeping well still and the result is I have been sleeping in about 1-2 hour bursts before waking up and needing to deal with stuff for a bit. It has lead to odd dreams and I had one about Taylor Swift and no not that kind of dream. Not really. It was just odd. What other reasons are there? I mean, she’s pretty and I was excited to listen to her cover Earth Wind and Fire and that lead to me thinking of songs I’d like to hear Taylor Swift cover and then that I’d like to hear a song that isn’t about her. Which isn’t a criticism of her but i realized a lot of the songs I was thinking of were more narrative or about people very far removed from her. It would be interesting to see how she spun it. So those are the reasons she’s here. Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

Here is Natalie Dormer because intense personal research has shown that Natalie Dormer is sexy as fuck. That intense research has involved me seeing pictures of Natalie Dormer as they hit the internet and consistently going, “Wow, Natalie Dormer is sex as fuck”. If the Nobel committee needs an address to send me my medal for this groundbreaking work just shoot me an ask or something. The truth though is just that confidence is sexy and no one exudes confidence like Natalie Dormer. I am convinced if there was a bomb and she walked in and said, “I’ve got this” we’d all just nod and be like, “I mean, she seems like she knows what she’s doing”. We’d all be completely calm until our fiery death because I love her but there is no way drama school taught her how to actually defuse a bomb. It would be a nice end though because we’d all be happy and sure we were going to live thanks to that confidence. And you know, I guess that’s sexy. Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

Over the course of this blog I have documented pretty thoroughly Candice Swanepoel’s clear obsession with me. You can click on the tag and go back if you’d like but the basic over view is she has always been way into me, sending me invitations to Victoria’s Secret stores in the mail, sending me huge glossy print pictures of her in her underwear and then going to the extra step to assemble an entire catalog around it so she could act casual like she wasn’t doing it just for me. Since then she has moved on to playing hard to get in the hopes of getting my attention. It’s pretty text book, date the same guy for 10 years, have a kid, get pregnant with a second child (which as always I sneakily snuck in a secret picture where she is pregnant. Don’t feel bad if you can’t figure out which one, as always it’s only for the most eagle eyed reader but if you are bored it’s a fun game to see if you can figure out which one). It’s all pretty text book stuff really. Now she has moved on to the next step which is a few times I have referred to her as Candy and more than one person has told me they like it when I call her candy. I have been told it’s cute and I have been told for some reason people just like it. Very clever. This one really took me by surprise and I am still figuring out the logistics of what is going on. Either Candice Swanepoel has influenced my friends to the point where they now ship the pair of us or it turns out this entire time some of my dearest friends have been sock puppets of Candice Swanepoel. And given we are talking in some cases about people I have met in real life built very complex lifelike robots to complete the illusion. I am leaning more towards the fan fiction route but Candice has been pregnant a lot lately, meaning she hasn’t been modeling, so she’s had time on her hands. Maybe she’s secretly developed an expertise in robotics? Some people would think that stretches credulity but let’s be honest, it’s no less believable than the idea that a human being could look as good in a bikini as she does. So… I am torn. Either way, well done, Candy, I can’t say you aren’t trying. Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Here is Kathryn Newton, who I was going to say is a blast from the past but then I realized I dunno if I ever posted her. It turns out I have not. Which isn’t stunning but I couldn’t be sure because I must have thought about it before. I thought about it last week as I binged a bunch of Supernatural to catch up to the Scooby Doo episode. She is one half of the internet’s dream spin off where it would basically be Supernatural but you know, with girls. Which sounds reductive but for a show that has had a problem keeping women alive it would be refreshing to see the reverse. Anyway, she has never sown up but was in a photoshoot this week so here she is. She should show up at some point. Anytime someone like this shows up in a photoshoot though I find myself wondering just what is going on. Is there something to promote? Is it just some strange one off? I can’t find anything to let me know. That’s ok, people want her in a Supernatural spinoff, mysteries are fun. Today I want to fuck Kathryn Newton.

Chloe Moretz did a photoshoot for…. someone. I should really start writing this down because by the time I am ready to post I can never remember. It was a clothing thing. Except in my brain it was for shoes. So maybe it’s a shoe company? That was my feeling. But I don’t know. Which means one of two things. I am very wrong and talking out my ass or whoever it was I know they are a shoe designer somewhere in the back of my mind. This is a mystery that could be solved with Google but I am in a rush. My point is Chloe Moretz looked great. Because she almost always does in photoshoots. So today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.