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Dove Cameron is one of those people who comes out of that massive child entertainment machine that means I knew the name, I recognize the face, and my brain registers “famous” with both but I could not have told you what she was in or matched the face to the name. That was true for years. And this is not a commentary on her being bland or anything like that but more the fact that Disney is so good at marketing that you learn about what it is selling almost through osmosis. Why do I know her name? I have no idea. Why did I know that face? I have no idea. I just did. I knew my buddy @femalecelebrityoftheday liked her and agreed she was pretty when he posted her but apparently the next day it all blurred together again. So it’s almost embarrassing that she showed up on Agents of Shield… at some point. That also blurs together because I never watch anything in a timely manner anymore. Anyway, she showed up and my response was, that girl is hot, who is she? Well, it was Dove Cameron. Surprise? Kinda. It seems odd for a Disney star that I know almost nothing about but have ideas as to what that entails would have a dramatic role as the badass villain on a Marvel show. Or maybe that makes sense and I am just an idiot. Whatever. My point is she looked really good and continues to look really good and I like evil women a little bit I think? So today I want to fuck Dove Cameron.

Here’s Miss Mosh cause… I dunno, cause it’s Monday? Is that a valid reason? I am maybe not entirely inspired today, I just think she’s really good looking and wanted to post her. That happens sometimes so enjoy. Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

Here is Candice Swanepoel. Eagle Eyed readers might have already picked out that she is possibly pregnant at the moment. I slipped in a picture where, obviously I can’t be sure and hate to say anything insulting, but I get the feeling she might be pregnant. Maybe. See if you can figure out which picture I mean. It’s like a game in the sense that not accidentally drowning yourself when you drink from a water fountain is a game. It’s possible to lose but very unlikely. Anyway I am posting her because she is really pretty. And I mean, obviously I like to throw her a bone now and then because of her clear obsession with me. I can’t say I condone taking the trying to play hard to get to get my attention tot he point of having multiple children but I sort of get it. In junior high I didn’t even realize it was to impress a girl until years later but I totally broke a finger acting like an idiot in gym class. SO you know.. I guess I am saying the pinkie is the second child of the hand. Or something. My point is that this is obviously some sort of kindness on my part, my willingness to admit that the highly successful model is attractive. You’re welcome, Candy. Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

The Kids’ Choice Awards were last night which is a thing I think I have literally never seen. It just… well it’s right there in the title. It’s not for me and we didn’t have cable until I was a teenager so it was basically just never for me. I was locked out of Kids Choice viewership from the beginning. But they happen. I know that. Kristen Bell was there and that’s good enough for me because I really like her. It’s a secret, I have probably never even brought it up before. Anyway, that’s it. If you watched I hope you enjoyed? I am willing to settle for just the red carpet pics. Or orange carpet I guess. You get the point. Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

I have been thinking a bit about money recently and how it can be said to not be important but that’s only true if you have it. If you don’t have it tends to rule your life and control you. Hollywood loves to show us stories where people need to stop worrying about money and be happy but the people in those movies are never stressing about if they will be able to make rent this month or not. So  it’s one of those things that there are more important things than money unless you don’t have enough of it at which point it’s the only thing. It’s a weird thing to bring up here but I was thinking about it in reference to Kristen Bell. Whatever you think of the Frozen Monolith it has liberated her career to the point that she can now do anything she wants. She has been open about this. She no longer works to get paid, she does what she wants because money stopped being a concern. Which sort of illustrates my point, money stopped being important because she has so much of it. It has been good for us though, because who knows if the Good Place would have her without it. In some ways, TV is still seen as a career step back, maybe she’d still be making garbage romantic comedies. I mean, I am sure she’ll still make bad movies because… well, she is really supportive of her husband. But it’s nice that we get stuff like the Good Place and when it’s done who knows what else we’ll get. It makes it basically certain if anyone ever does finance a Veronica Mars anything she’ll be down because money won’t be the issue. This is a weird rambling post but that’s ok because I am a weird rambling person and this is my blog. Kristen Bell was at the premier of a Panda movie, which again is a thing I assume she wanted to do because she loves animals and also no one is going to a Panda movie premier to get noticed. I don’t think. I mean I noticed but sadly there is like a good 60% chance at least that Kristen Bell doesn’t think of me when deciding what to do each day. Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Here is Taylor Swift because today is @thunderstormofoblivion birthday. Usually I go into detail explaining why something that seems unconnected is connected but the connection is actually really obvious. Which means if you need it explained it’s because you don’t know @thunderstormofoblivion at all, which makes me very sad for you because she’s fantastic. You should send her a message wishing her happy birthday or something and then cross your fingers it opens a brand new friendship. Maybe do it before you get drunk today, you want to make a good first impression and she’ll likely eviscerate you if you’re a drunk asshole. And yes, I know you’re going to be drinking today because everyone goes out in celebration of her birthday. I assume that’s what all the noise is about at least. I am glad she was born, too, I get it. I haven’t figured out the green thing yet because she’s never mentioned it’s her favorite color but hey, who am I to criticize, it looks fun. Anyway, she loves Taylor Swift like Leprechauns love gold and terrible sequels, so I am posting Taylor. I sometimes have issues with some things about Taylor Swift but she is a hero to legions of kids who grew up with her and you know, from what I know of those kids I guess Taylor’s done a pretty good job as a role model, because the kids are alright, you know. Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

I finally caught back up with iZombie. I kinda knew it came back a couple weeks ago but it’s amazing how separated I am from TV airings and when I watch it these days given I was slow to get a DVR and then even once I did I couldn’t imagine not watching it the day it aired. Fear of spoilers or whatever. Now I feel no pressure or care, it’s just nice to have something there when I feel like watching something. It’s mostly liberating but I feel like maybe we’ve lost something. The water cooler, the shared experience. It’s odd to wish fro a mono culture and three channels, and I don’t, but it feels important to point out that all change, even positive ones, can leave bodies in it’s wake. Nothing is all good or all bad. What does that have to do with Aly Michalka? Not a whole lot really. She continues to be beautiful and is really a lot of fun on the show. It’s a better show and role than what she was in when she was someone who was being pushed as a star instead of a supporting playing. So that’s the good. The bad is we see less of her. Not just on the show but in general. I remember all those years ago now when Aly Michlaka graced gossip blogs and photoshoots and that was nice to have too. Because she is beautiful and pictures of beautiful people are nice to have. But it’s mostly good. And she was at a premier the other day, so that’s nice. Today I want to fuck Aly Michalka.

Here is Blake Lively cause she was at a thing for Eye Bangles, which sounded horrifying to me until I realized you wear them on your wrist. Which is a better place to wear jewelry but makes them very poorly named. Anyway, eye and teeth stuff I have a hard time with, even in horror movies so the whole thing seems terribly thought out as far as I am concerned but it is possible I am not their target audience anyway. They could have called them wrist bangles with dangly eyeballs and I still wouldn’t likely buy one either. I am grateful they invited Blake Lively though because she is beautiful and I like looking at her. SHe basically always looks good. So here she is. Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

Welp, it’s like I’ve always said, if there are picture of Holly Willoughby for Diet Coke I am going to post her. Now, I know that sounds like a joke but the truth is last time she did a photoshoot for Diet Coke I posted Holly Willoughby, so it’s starting to seem true. Now this is not some strange proclamation, I am not about to start a Girls with Diet Coke blog or anything. I mean, I am pretty sure it’s just that I like nice pictures of Holly Willoughby and thus far the good people at Coke have been providing them. At least I hope that’s the case. I am not kink shaming the Diet Coke fetishists out there it’s more that I doubt there are Diet Coke fetishists out there. So it seems like a lonely road to travel. I mean, the internet has pretty much everything someone could want for their perverse desire but i bet there isn’t a website dedicated to this so I am glad it’s not a thing for me. Again, I hope, there is lots of stuff I thought I wasn’t into only to discover I was later. Better to not think about it for now I guess. My point is Holly Willoughby is pretty and I don’t know that these pictures make me want to buy Diet Coke but they have made me mention it more times in this post than it has shown up in the entire blog’s history. So that’s solid branding I suppose. Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.