Here is Candice Swanepoel. Eagle Eyed readers might have already picked out that she is possibly pregnant at the moment. I slipped in a picture where, obviously I can’t be sure and hate to say anything insulting, but I get the feeling she might be pregnant. Maybe. See if you can figure out which picture I mean. It’s like a game in the sense that not accidentally drowning yourself when you drink from a water fountain is a game. It’s possible to lose but very unlikely. Anyway I am posting her because she is really pretty. And I mean, obviously I like to throw her a bone now and then because of her clear obsession with me. I can’t say I condone taking the trying to play hard to get to get my attention tot he point of having multiple children but I sort of get it. In junior high I didn’t even realize it was to impress a girl until years later but I totally broke a finger acting like an idiot in gym class. SO you know.. I guess I am saying the pinkie is the second child of the hand. Or something. My point is that this is obviously some sort of kindness on my part, my willingness to admit that the highly successful model is attractive. You’re welcome, Candy. Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.