Tag: blonde

I am not entirely sure where or why I heard of Juno Temple.  I remember the first time I kind of noticed her, it was in Dirty Girl, which I actually really liked and I really enjoyed her performance.  But I got the movie because the trailer looked ok in front of ANOTHER movie I had rented and it said it starred Juno Temple.  So my immediate reaction was, “Oh yeah, Juno Temple, I have heard of her”.  To this day I don’t have a clue why I knew that name and associated it with quality.  Maybe it’s just unique enough that it sticks with you.  Thing is, I have noticed her in a few things now and I generally think she is good.  I also think she is pretty.  Of course, someone I follow is really into her so I do get to see a lot of pictures, that probably keeps her on my mind.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Juno Temple.

So the Oscars were last night and i pretty much knew today would have me posting someone who was prominent there.  It was just a given, too many people would look gorgeous for me to wake up today and start thinking about obscure athletes or something.  Especially because I am up early and looking at pictures so they are out there.  Look, everyone has their favorites and there are lots of very attractive people I am very attracted to.  Today it’s Jennifer Lawrence because.  Just because.  Some people really dislike her but more people seem to really like her.  I get the like her part, I find her charming and fun and pretty, I should mention she fell because… tumblr was really into that fall?  It didn’t seem like a big deal to me.  I don’t have a lot more to say about it other than today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

Hey look it’s Pigeon Foo, who has of course been here before but I seem to be on some sort of independent model kick.  A big part of why she is here is because she is pretty awesome and nice and fun to talk to on tumblr.  A big part is also she is pretty hot, too, let’s not pretend this blog is entirely of the mind.  But she is nice, at least last time I talked to her, it’s been a while but like… there’s a 99% chance she is still nice.  I guess she could have become a super villain in that time, I mean, she obviously likes playing dress up so I can sort of see the lure of a kick ass costume.  I guess possibly one day she was working in her lab on a cure for the woman she loves when the board of directors came to shut her down, not fully understanding her science and in the scuffle there was an explosion, forever changing her life and her demeanor.  But still… as realistic as it is that she was working her model lab (See I know a lot about models, she herself commented I consider many aspects others don’t, this is how I know all models have labs…. for model science) I still say there is like an… 80% chance she isn’t a super villain.  I mean… ok, there is the meteor thing in Russia but that doesn’t fit.  Then it would have to be that she fell afoul of Russian Mobsters in her search for funding for her research and now she’s lashing out against them.  But that’s more antihero than villain.  I had a point here but I feel like it has slipped through my fingers.  Oh well, look, pink hair is great.  So is blonde hair, or green or whatever.  My point is she is pretty (seriously, that first picture is just beautiful, right?) and generally most people seem to agree she is awesome, so she too is here for awesomeness.  And well hotness.  I’ll admit, I tried to come up with a killer portmanteau of awesomeness and hotness there but it was a mess (hawtsomeness? Horrible) so it’s just going to have to be hotness and awesomeness, I’m not a supervillain so I am not going to create some ungodly abominable combination.  Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

Can we talk for a minute about how amazing alternative models.  I am not just saying this to pander to the ones who follow me. I am saying it because it’s truly true.  Truly.  We’ll put aside that modeling is actually hard work for a second and go with the imagined idea that it’s somehow an easy job and I will still point out it’s a job.  That takes up a certain number of hours a day because even if you think it’s easy it does take time.  Alternative models have to do all this other stuff and frankly stuff that is in no way a skill related to modeling.  Let’s look at Mosh who is gorgeous and skilled and obviously I think she’s great.  I have no idea what he technical acumen was as a high school student, we don’t actually talk or anything, I am pretty sure she doesn’t know I exist because as often as I have posted her I am lucky she doesn’t have a restraining order against me.  My point being she needed a website.  A Pay website.  So she went to the book store, she read books, she built herself a website.  Whatever level of skill you think modeling takes I promise you it’s in no way related to web design and management.  Of course, she also needed to promote herself smartly to get where she is today, again a skill that is not related to modeling.  At my job if I need to go on a business trip we have admins to do things like find me a hotel and a plane.  Or at the very least a company site that will hold my hand to setting these things.  I sure as fuck don’t have to scramble to find people to have meetings with to make the trip worth my time.  Models do.  A lot of the time they have to do their own hair and make up.  I know, I know, you probably do on your way to work but no one is taking ultra high definition photos of you and your paycheck and work performance isn’t connected to it (I hope, if it is you may have quite the lawsuit on your hand).  My point being alternative models are hustlers, self made women who work their asses off it they’re even remotely successful, there is a reason large companies have specialized positions to handle all these different things, they are hard.  So what I am saying is I am impressed because just looking that good is hard, most of us can’t do it.  Looking that good and conveying something more is just amazing.  Being your own business on top of that?  Astounding.  Which is why Mosh is here today.  I mean sure, part of it is because I think she is just truly gorgeous but more so she is just amazing.  Amazing.  Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

When Avril Lavigne broke I was working in a record store part time at nights and I was kind of ashamed of finding her attractive because she was basically packaged artifice of a sub culture I had grown up in.  But she was hot.  And I liked Complicated.  Ok, well not the whole song but the chorus, the chorus is pretty fucking fantastic.  It just is.  I mean it’s not punk but… no wait, we aren’t going down that road.  The thing is it is silly to be ashamed of being attracted of someone, I’m older and I know that. Not that I think of her like ever anymore but she popped in my head and it was a reminder that even though I am not even sure if anyone cares about her anymore… yeah she’s attractive.  So, you know.. I guess what I am saying is today I want to fuck Avril Lavigne.

Here is some Candice Swanepoel for Valentine’s Day.  I guess it just kind of made sense to me, given all the Victoria Secret ads that keep showing up in my mailbox lately.  I find the way we are sold things fascinating. It might be a generalization but it seems to me that Victoria’s Secret sells us both the carnal and the romantic.  Lingerie promises on one had an unforgettable lust filled night, I assume the man is to tear it asunder as he is overcome with lust.   The woman is to feel beautiful and wanted and swept away in emotion.  At least, that is what I am reading into the copy of this postcard I was sent.  I am implying a lot, and I want to be inclusive so it could be girl girl or guy guy, though that last one seems unlikely.  I am just saying there is a reason the ads show both a lot of skin and so often exotic locales or beautiful rooms.  It is a fantasy they are selling, though not always the one we quite imagine.  I suppose I am in the fantasy business as well, given the theme of this blog, so it seems strange I feel the need to harsh people’s mellow by going on about this.  I just think Valentines Day ends up being miserable for a lot of people who are single and crushes the expectations of many who aren’t and that’s a shame.  I have nothing against the day but I do think as it approaches it is important to separate fantasy from reality.  I feel like a I had a unifying point here but now it has escaped me, I do that sometimes, I guess what I am saying is remember it’s just a day, it’s the love that’s important.  If you’re alone that can be ok, don’t let a day get you down, there is love other than the romantic, go ahead and embrace that.  If you’re in a relationship and it’s great, who cares about one day, if it doesn’t quite live up to the fairy tale it’s ok, you have other days, if you’re in a relationship and it sucks, maybe this is a wake up call.  I will make one suggestion to everyone though, pick someone you follow and leave them an anon wishing them a happy Valentine’s Day.  Or don’t be anon, it’s up to you.  Don’t lead anyone on, don’t create some false fantasy, just wish them a good day and tell them one thing you truthfully find admirable about them. You might just make someone’s day.  For real.  Still, a little fantasy is ok, just remember what you’re indulging in and keep a firm eye on reality as well.  For the moment my fantasy involves me saying today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Ok, I have a secret.  I really like Kate Upton.   I have played it pretty close tot he chest but I am here to admit it.  Actually, I think I’ve made that joke before, I must have, I have written about her more than 20 times in the past year.  Which is why we are going to tackle something else completely, all the body image stuff needs to fucking stop.  That’s right, I’m putting my foot down and what better person to do so than someone who runs a blog that objectifies women!  My basic point is this, I keep hearing Kate Upton is fat, which is ludicrous.  I think it is pointless to spend your time talking about what you hate, the simple truth is no one really gives a fuck what you hate and if you feel the compulsion to spend all your time shitting on things other people like it’s probably because you are sad and hollow.  Sad people are often outraged by others finding joy in things because they are incapable of finding any themselves.  But back tot he fat thing, that’s ludicrous. And I am not saying you have to find Kate Upton or her body type attractive, that would also be stupid.  Nor will I claim she is a real woman because she has curves, I am pretty sure vaginas and two x chromosomes are really the criteria for that.  The internet is good for a lot of things but holy shit is it horrible when it comes to trying to make people feel bad for being different.  And I’m not talking about Kate Upton being slightly thicker than a lot of models, I am talking about liking Kate Upton or not, or anyone for that matter.  She’s not fat, let’s save discussions about obesity for the actually obese, you know when you are truly concerned for their health, not because you want to say something mean about someone and let the whole world you totally would not masturbate to her.  Now, on the other hand, I don’t want to hear any bullshit from the other side about skinny bitches or thin shaming, that stuff is fucking stupid, too.  If someone wants to be thin, let them, if they don’t let them, you are welcome to want to fuck whoever you want, I don’t care, it doesn’t make you a bad person, it doesn’t make them a bad person, and it sure as fuck doesn’t make other people bad people because they want to fuck something different than you.  There, settled.  Tomorrow I’ll tackle the economy and then maybe world peace.  As for today? Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Here is Hayden Panettiere for no particular reason I can figure out.  Like, I haven’t started watching Nashville or anything.  I can probably literally say it has been at least 4 years since I have seen her in anything other than… well commercials for Nashville I guess?  What I am saying is I have no reason to think about her but she just popped in my mind.  And I started thinking about how much I used to like her.  And how she’s cute.  And… well, here I am, posting her.  Today I want to fuck Hayden Panettiere.

Good News everybody!  I have been getting asked almost as long as I have had this blog if I knew of any other blogs like it (the answer is yes, a couple, I have pointed them out but my ask box is open if you want links).  More specifically I get asked, “Is there a blog like your but that’s about guys?"  Now, I won’t say there will never be a guy posted here because I am unwilling to make that kind of commitment but it seems unlikely.  Either way this blog will never be about guys.  But now there is one that is Fitty of the Day.  So there you go, she’s a nice girl and she will post guys, knock yourself out, I am following it and you should to.  I am sure it will be well worth your time.  Anyway, all that did get me thinking about my blog, Scarlett Johansson was my first ever entry because she was who I wanted that day.  I never thought anyone would care about this blog and figured people would find it creepy.  I am sure LOTS of people find it creepy but they don’t tell me so.  I have way more followers than I ever expected and I am glad that other people feel some sort of connection with all of this.  It’s really a lot of fun, I would encourage everyone to make one for themselves.  Anyway, all of that has nothing to do with Scarlett, she’s just here because she’s gorgeous and I started thinking about her and now I can’t stop.  Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

The lovely Holly Willoughby makes a rapid return.  Why?  Because it’s my blog and she’s pretty and sometimes I really like boobs and she has really likeable boobs.  I am not alone here, I have science on my side… or democracy actually, her cleavage was voted the best in the UK at some point.  I know, I read it on Wikipedia and if it’s good enough for wiki it’s good enough for me.  This entry isn’t just about her boobs though, she also has a pretty smile and… it’s a lot about boobs.  And just her, she happens to hit a sweet spot for me for some reason and I like her a lot.  So there we go, I have nothing more substantial to say other than something about England, something about blondes, and something about boobs.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.