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One of the great truths of any art is that it’s out of your control the minute it enters the public.  You can’t control how people respond to it or how the interpret it.  Part of this is what makes art great but it can also be frustrating certainly.  You can’t control how people react but also how they react doesn’t change your message.  This might be most profound in music where you sometimes wonder if anyone listens to a single lyric being said because it doesn’t seem to jibe with what they are doing.  Of course, bands have written songs about it, I remember a guy in high school who used to sing In Bloom and never understood the irony that the song was 100% about him.  It happens.  When you mix in women and sexuality it’s going to happen even more.  Which, I feel like if you are a Tove Lo fan you can’t be stunned that long intro was caused because I am posting her but I know the messages and reblogs I will get.  And let’s be honest, no one is every asking for it except in this case I am asking for it.  I know what I named my blog.  I wonder what goes through people’s minds sometimes when they tell me some fucked up shit and have never said a word to me before but… well, if they were good in social situations they probably wouldn’t need to talk to me anyway right?  I mean, look at the kind of blog I run, friendship with me is clearly for people who have run out of options.  Anyway, Tove Lo’s sexuality is hers and hers to do with as she wishes but people will misinterpret it and use it fro their own purposes and some people will be offended and some will not.  I happen to like her and think she gives people a lot to think about.  Me at least.  She’s doing the whole Jingle Ball circuit though and I thought she has looked nice, especially in my old home town.  That outfit got a big thumbs up.  So I appreciate that.  Anyway, so she’s here.  Today I want to fuck Tove Lo.

Here is Sarah Hyland because a high quality version of one of the photos from her Marie Claire shoot came out and… well, I like it a lot.  It’s all I needed.  Honestly, Sarah Hyland is grossly under represented on this blog.  I happen to think she is quite pretty and I like her a lot but… I still watch Modern Family but usually when I need background noise so I don’t really watch, watch it.  It doesn’t thrill me like it once did which means both she and Sofia Vergara have appeared less over all than they should have.  They would have been here a lot I guess if I had started this blog earlier.  Anyway, she is very hot, so here she is.  Today I want to fuck Sarah Hyland.

Sometimes when I go on a run of posting someone a lot I am at a loss of new and interesting things to say here.  It’s unfortunate but there is only so much you can say sometimes.  Still, Ellie Rowsell and Wolf Alice have popped up a bunch in the past two weeks because of the benefit concert they spearheaded to aid refugees.  Which is pretty great of them and I think makes this a Christmas post because helping refugees is a very Christmasy thing to do. That’s right, I have co-opted their effort to make it about Christmas just so I can imply some friends of mine are Grinches.  And I assume would not want to make out with Ellie Rowsell because she’s too Christmasy.  You guys know who you are.  Anyway, she keeps coming up randomly recently and each time I am like, man, she is awesome and attractive.  So here she is again because today I want to fuck Ellie Rowsell.

I saw Rogue One last night and it was an interesting movie.  I enjoyed it but at the same time didn’t love it.  And I can’t point to a flaw so much as it just never really rose above what it was.  But I did like it.  But you know what I really like? Daisy Ridley.  Among the things in Rogue One that didn’t really help it out was that the characters were by necessity thinly sketched and it reminded me how much I like the new characters in Force Awakens.  I am sure someone will comment that Rey is a Mary Sue but those people don’t know what a Mary Sue is, because it didn’t feel like self insertion from JJ Abrams to me, and also are sexists.  I’ll just come out and say that because no one had issue with Luke blowing up the Death Star without a targeting computer.  Space Wizardry is only bullshit when it’s a girl I guess.  Anyway, I will probably have to make a decision tonight to reward the original trilogy and then Force Awakens over this coming week or cram in the Christmas movies I really want to see. Or do both and just never leave my house.  All viable, socially healthy options.  Anyway, Daisy Ridley is wonderful and we’re lucky yo have her, even if you don’t realize it.  It’s the season to remind you there was another guy once some people were too cool to like and all he wanted to do was bring us all peace and joy.  This cool brother’s name was Chris Kringle and all he wanted was for children to feel joy but Burgermeister Meisterburger was basically a giant dick with daddy issues so he outlawed toys.  Long story short, he’s dead and Chris Kringle was granted the mantel of immorality.  SO you can be a cranky old Burgermeister Meisterburger but you’ll end up dead and no one will give a fuck and they won’t even recognize your name.  But ol’ Chris Kringle?  Well he became Santa Claus and everyone knows his name.  Which side of history do you want to be on?  Think about it.  Today I want to fuck Daisy Ridley.

This is an anticipation post.  I have not seen Rogue One yet.  I am going tonight.  I am crossing my fingers that it is fantastic.  I am hoping so.  I do so love my Star Wars.  I have been singing the theme song all morning.  Either way, seems like a big year for Felicity Jones who has gone from “who?” to being in two major movies this year.  I wish her well.  I knew she would be making appearances here the first time I saw a Rogue One trailer because she is remarkably beautiful with piercing eyes.  There is a real chance I’ll be in trouble if I like her character.  Anyway here are mostly recent red carpet shots of her where she never looks entirely comfortable to me.  Which makes sense but I hadn’t thought about it.  That must be skill, standing in front of all those people at premieres and act natural.  I took drama as my art elective and was obsessed with seeming casual so used to lean on everything with it turns out is a terrible acting choice and really I didn’t look that casual when my hand missed the desk and I fell flat on my face.  Or maybe I looked too casual.  Anyway, my point is acting naturally is about the hardest thing to do, so it is interesting that on the screen and in photoshoots she looks like an angel, on the red carpet she doesn’t look entirely comfortable in her own skin.  I don’t have a larger point to this, though I guess I will be interested to see how that changes as she gets used to fame.  Anyway, Star Wars, guys!  Felicity Jones and her gorgeous eyes!  Yay!  Today I want to fuck Felicity Jones.

I got the new Sleigh Bells album and I am digging it.  It is interesting because it sounds just like Sleigh Bells but really nothing like their earlier albums.  I guess the bombast is easily identifiable and I am always grateful for some good noise pop that can get the blood flowing.  The reactions I have seen to it have been mixed but I think that’s a symptom of becoming a big deal once upon a time, it means we don’t always know how to deal with someone after that.  We get bored with the same, we get angry if you stray.  We aren’t sure what we want and that’s uncomfortable.  Also, you know, a number of us are probably unbearable hipsters who don’t want to really commit to an opinion until consensus has been reached.  I assume that isn’t actually most people.  Anyway, it made me think about Alexis Krauss and how she is pretty hot but I have never posted her.  Well, again, their biggest album was before I started this blog and I am a slave to trends.  But she is hot and pretty bad ass and so here she is because today I want to fuck Alexis Krauss.

So Emily Ratajkowski came up briefly yesterday in a conversation with a friend and then the discussion moved on but for some reason that popped into my head today and it turns out once Emily Ratajkowski is there she’s tough to dislodge.  So why fight it?  She’s somewhere on a boat right now.  Some pictures have surfaced.  They get a thumbs up from me.  That’s the long and short of it.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

So Doutzen Kroes was on the Love Advent Calendar today and if you don’t know Love is a UK magazine that every year releases a video a day of some model dancing and half naked.  Because Christmas.  That’s what Christmas is about.  It is generally a thing I am aware of and I will watch one or two but it isn’t really my thing to be honest.  But it is popular and I know why.  And I am also always surprised when someone is unaware of it when I figure it is their bag (@she-goes-to-eleven didn’t and she’s not only super gay but super gay for models, so.. major oversight).  Anyway, I might not be into that completely but I am into Doutzen Kroes and Christmas.  Currently my dear friend @wildflagsure is doing her radio show (which you can listen to here, you have an hour left) but is refusing to play Christmas songs because she is a Grinch.  I guess Santa didn’t get her the spanakopita she asked for last year.  i am not worried, as a student of history I am sure at some point her heart will swell to three times it’s size.  I am sure plenty of people have issues with Christmas and that’s fine. You’re wrong and whatever reason you’re about to form in your head is bullshit, worse it’s likely bullshit someone else put there. Just so you know.  Christmas is great and is as great as you want to make it.  If you had some bad experience, and you know, I get it, families can really, really suck, that isn’t Christmas’ fault.  More importantly you are letting whatever asshole did this continue to ruin a magical time of year.  Make Christmas yours and make it about whatever you want.  If you want it to be about half naked models knock yourself out.  If you want it to be about cookies… well, I am with you.  We should be friends.  My point is Christmas is great and as great as you are willing to make it.  I personally love buying gifts for people. It’s great to spend a bunch of time thinking about what someone you care about might really like.  Anyway, all of this goes back to Doutzen Kroes who looks great in Christmas lingerie, which is kind of a thing for me.  I must have mentioned that before because I ran out of ideas on this blog about 4 years ago and am just repeating myself, so I am sure it came up in one of the 4 previous Christmases I covered. She is hot though and Christmas is great. Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.  

Here is Kate Upton and Emily Ratajkowski because it’s my blog and I can do whatever I want.  I was originally going to post Kate Upton because she looked great at this Christmas Dance Party last night (forgive me for forgetting the hosts name. I don’t remember and this blog is very anti research).  So I thought I’d post her but I couldn’t find picture of just her, mainly just pics of her and Emily Ratajkowski.  And then I was like, well, she looks pretty great, too.  Maybe I should post her.  But then that didn’t feel right, leaving Kate out.  I wanted to post her.  But you know… I didn’t want anyone to lose in this scenario.  I know a lot of people hate the everyone gets a trophy thing but at the same time I am soft hearted and I get the urge.  I get that you don’t want to disappoint anyone. So I couldn’t choose.  I could do that to either girl.  So I decided I want both. For their sake.  Because I’m such a good person.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski and Kate Upton.

Katy Perry was at the premier of Office Christmas Party and she looked amazing.  It’s the black gown with the polka dot hose and… it was perfect.  I think it looks great.  It honestly isn’t hard to get me to think Katy Perry looks great, she just has to show up but what she wore was so perfectly for me I knew when I saw it that I was posting her today.  Because today I want to fuck Katy Perry.