Tag: Emily Ratajkowski

Lots of Halloween costumes this year to go through and it’s interesting cause there are lots of solid ones but nothing that blew me away (Well except Heidi Klum and she doesn’t count because he costumes are always amazing but are also deeply unsettling as they are almost too eerily accurate and enter the whole Uncanny Valley thing).  I do appreciate costumes that aren’t just an excuse to show skin, I like some that show some dedication.  I guess because it leads me to believe that person must care as much about Halloween as I do.  This could be a complete misread but I choose to believe it.  So there were a few standouts that fell under that category, Victoria Justice did a good job and always does actually.  But I have settled on Emily Ratajkowski cause painting yourself yellow is no joke.  That’s more than just getting it right, that’s committing yourself to leaving a yellow smear everywhere.  I know, I’ve done the body paint thing before and for days you are finding traces of it everywhere.  It’s astounding.  Also, it’s a pretty close approximation of Marge Simpson.  Without the… uncomfortable accuracy of a previously named supermodel’s Jessica Rabbit costume.  So today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Yesterday I watched what was honestly a pretty canned “casual” interview with Emily Ratajkowski from Vogue.  It’s this thing they do where they try to make it light and breezy and you know, whatever, it is enjoyable.  I assume the answers are real at least.  I hope so because it’s part of why Emily Ratajkowski is here.  I was already attracted to her on account of her being very hot but it also turns out she has amazing taste in music.  She said she thinks Joni Mitchell’s Blue might be her favorite album of all time and I am no good at favorites (I have a blog where I post different people every day I am so indecisive) but it very easily is one of my favorites.  Enough of a favorite it was one of the first things I bought on vinyl as an adult and I recently bought a special edition re-release because I am a douche bag.  Anyway, she also said she knows the words to like every Talking Heads song.  And then the clincher is her love for Prince videos because if you don’t love Prince you are wrong.  Sorry, @lunoboom , that’s just science fact.  But hey, it’s ok to be wrong, I have friends who don’t think Emily Ratajkowski is hot (*cough* @wildflagsure @thunderstormofoblivion *cough*).  They are also wrong.  It’s ok, it’s lonely being a person of refined taste but I survive.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Here is Emily Ratajkowski cause apparently posting her is just what I do now.  It feels like it’s been a lot lately but she has been circulating around the periphery of my life recently.  And she’s very attractive so I can’t help but notice.  I can kind of tell when someone has a lot of heat just by the number of 5 year old pictures that start surfacing as never before seen outtakes from this photoshoot or whatever.  There have been a bunch of those recently.  I am not complaining.  I like her.  I hope you do, too, but I won’t be upset if you’re one of those people who have told me she’s meh.  I am used to being a person of superior taste, it’s a burden I have and will continue to carry.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

I feel like I just keep repeating myself over and over again in the past few weeks but it isn’t really my fault, they are the people who keep showing up.  I basically had two people in mind today after looking around and couldn’t decide and finally Emily Ratajkowski won out but both of them are people I have posted in the last week. This blog  has taught me that if nothing else I am very easily influenced.  Big press push for something so a girl shows up everywhere?  I am going to post her more.  That’s just how it works.  I see something about Hamburgers on TV and then I am suddenly craving hamburgers.  When I was younger I considered myself a radical individualist, out to cut my own path.  As I have grown older I have come to realize that is their favorite type to market to.  This got a little conspiracy theory there but you know… Emily Ratajkowski is hot and I hope this movie is good because dear lord are they pushing it.  Oddly, I am still so what on any desire to see the movie but Emily Ratajkowski is getting two thumbs up.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

I know I just posted Emily Ratajkowski on Monday.  I am aware.  I am the one who posted her.  I am also aware some people get annoyed when I repeat myself too frequently.  Well, tough.  It’ snot my fault.  Did you see how good she has looked walking around London and shit this week?  When I saw the pictures of her at the We Are Your Friends premier I actually said wow.  Cause it was wow.  She looks amazing.  And yes, yes, shiny dress.  At least one of you will find that hilarious.  It’s not my fault that she looks amazing in an amazing dress.  Don’t hate me for having great taste.  It’s a burden I bear without complaining, so you can deal with it, too.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

I am going to go out on a limb here and declare that Emily Ratajkowski is very attractive.  I know it’s a radical opinion but that’s why you come here, for groundbreaking revelations.  Pretty Girls are Pretty, you heard it here first.  Anyway, she looked very good in her GQ shoot from last week and she apparently got glasses in the past few days and I thought her glasses looked great on her.  It is why I had to tell you she’s pretty though because we all know a girl with glasses is just a ponytail away from no one realizing she’s hot until she has to get really dressed up for something.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

So Emily Ratajkowski was at a party thing yesterday and there was a pool and she looked good but man, so did the pool.  I could use the pool or the beach guys.  I can feel it calling to me this year.  Just a couple of weeks away.  I can feel it in my bones.  Anyway, Emily Ratajkowski is largely here because she is gorgeous but also because you know, water.  It’s a whole complex thing.  I would get into it more but I am not sure i can bullshit on this subject anymore.  Just have a good end to the weekend.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

I logged in this morning to find my dash absolutely assaulted by pictures of Emily Ratajkowski.  Mainly in her underwear.  Or lingerie.  Whatever.  I should point out I am not complaining.  I would hope no one following me imagines me shaking my fist at the sky and cursing God because pictures of Emily Ratajkowski showed up.  But it’s the internet, you have to be careful, I just literally saw a guy implying women were throwing a temper tantrum because they would look to see a superhero movie staring a female hero.  And you’d think that sort of thing had to be a joke cause no one could say with a straight face that women are being greedy cause they aren’t satisfied with one that is planned far off in the future but it turns out this guy really did seem to believe that.  So I feel like I should express in very clear words that I am not complaining about picture of Emily Ratajkowski on my dash.  It is a good thing.  It is just also why I posted her because at that point I certainly couldn’t even remember anyone else’s name, She had to be posted.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

So I was sitting down thinking I was going to post someone else today and now I can’t even remember who that was because a blog I follow emilyratajkowskilovers decided to post a bunch of pictures of Emily Ratajkowski from FHM.  And apparently Emily Ratajkowski pushed thoughts of all other women out of my head because I was like, just obsessed with finding that photoshoot and it became clear I was going to post Emily Ratajkowski today.  Because she is so damn hot.  I don’t feel like i am really breaking news here or anything but she is that special level of attractive where she can just dominate my brain.  I really cannot remember who I originally was going to post.  It doesn’t matter, this blog is all about truth and the simply truth is today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.