Tag: Jessica Chastain

Summer movie season doesn’t see me posting a lot of Jessica Chastain usually because she doesn’t really show up in  a lot of blockbusters.  Which is a crime because I can only imagine how she would elevate any action movie she was in.  I very much would enjoy watching Jessica Chastain kick ass.  You know whatever role they gave her she would immediately bring more depth and gravity to.  We have seen other high level actors pull this off in the summer.  It would be nice.  I want to see it.  Still, she was at some sort of thing for Wimbledon the other day and that was enough to get my brain churning about her again.  I actually think I may have had a dream about her because I woke up thinking about her.  Worse things in the world than waking up with Jessica Chastain on the mind. I do so adore her.  So today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

The Met Gala was last night and it’s always a good night for pretty dresses.  Early on I thought I was going to end up posting Anne Hathaway today because I liked what she wore a lot, it was gold and shiny and jokes have been made about me really liking shiny dresses.  Especially gold and silver ones.  Like I am easily distracted or a raccoon or something.  But then I saw Jessica Chastain.  It should be noted she was also in a shiny gold dress.  Which goes a long way to proving I am an easily distracted idiot or a raccoon.  Often when I post her i have just seen something with her in it and will talk about her acting because holy fuck can she act.  But none of that happened, I just thought she looked amazingly gorgeous at the Met Gala.  She won the Met Gala.  I am calling it.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain. 

One of the last, if not the last of Roger Ebert’s reviews I read before he died was for the horror film Mama, which stood out as being solid if not amazing but anchored by an extraordinary performance by Jessica Chastain who managed to lift everything around her.  Roger Ebert commented in the review that the film was just further proof that she was one of the finest actors of her generation.  This is basically how I feel about her because somehow everything she is in, like it or not, I am taken with her performance.  I finally watched the Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby last night, the Her/Him variety and it was… not bad, but not great either.  But Jessica Chastain was again on point.  And she is of course beautiful which is part of the reason she’s here but the truth is she is just so talented I am in awe and it’s such a major factor in my attraction to her.  She if a gift.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Here is Jessica Chastain who I happen to be a pretty big fan of, something you probably are aware of if you have followed me for a while.  She also looked fantastic at the Oscars, at the parties associated with the Oscars, at the Foreign Language Films thing… and so on.  Anyway, I felt like posting her today because… she is beautiful and talented.  I guess that is what I said yesterday about Anna Kendrick.  I have a thing for really good actresses?  I am ok with that.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Jessica Chastain is here because my subconscious demanded it. I had some strange dream, not sexual just odd, where I was in a high school cafeteria getting free food (I don’t think I was in high school there, just there for the food) and Jessica Chastain just started performing in the middle of the cafeteria with some other people.  I don’t know what it was or something but it was very good in my opinion at the time.  All very odd but clearly my brain is obsessed with Jessica Chastain.  And it is currently Jessica Chastain season so I keep seeing her all over the internet.  These are good things because she is absolutely fantastic.  And so here she is today because today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

So I have decided Jessica Chastain won the Golden Globes last night.  I am sure everyone was waiting to hear what I thought.  Now, I know some might say she has an unfair advantage because I am biased towards her but given that my bias is based on her being gorgeous and talented I feel like that’s a big part of who won.  That and the dress.  I liked her dress.  And her hair.  She does this kind of old Hollywood look so well.  She looks glamorous.  Anyway, I can assure you she won because there is only one vote, so it was pretty easy to count the votes and see who won.  It was her.  She won 1-0. Anyway, it is awards season which means it’s Jessica Chastain season as well and I am pretty excited about that.  I plan to get off my ass soon and start main lining nominated films, so I am sure she’ll show up again.  Cause guys, she is so damn talented.  So good.  Anyway, this is about the fact that she just looked amazing last night and so today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Jessica Chastain continues to rule my fall by looking amazing basically constantly.  I haven’t counted but by my estimate she in approximately 348 new movies this fall which means she is showing up on the red carpet about every other day. This is a good thing given she is both beautiful and has excellent taste.  In her red carpet attire I mean.  Though I guess she has good taste in movies as well.  Maybe good taste in general, I can’t swear I know all the intimate details there though.  Anyway, I am excited to see so much of her so often because I adore her and today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

So for most of the year Jessica Chastain has been mostly absent.  From my blog but also from the celebrity sphere.  It happens to movie stars because they have to actually work and if nothing is coming out they aren’t showing up in public as often.  I knew this fall would be a bonanza for Jessica Chastain though, or rather a bonanza for seeing Jessica Chastain, though I do hope it’s going well for her, I have nothing but affection for her.  Anyway, it has been everything I have hoped because she has been everywhere.  Well, almost everything, I haven’t actually seen Interstellar yet so I guess it could be god awful but picture wise I have won big time.  She is just everywhere and you might know this, I happen to find her extremely attractive.  Because she is gorgeous and also mega talented.  So I am so happy that she keeps showing up on the red carpet (though why is every landscape picture of her on the red carpet at a dutch angle?  Is the paparazzi trying to tell me secretly she’s a supervillain?  Is it wrong that if it turned out she is secretly plotting to take over the world I would be more attracted to her?)  So I am pretty happy with that and here she is in like the past month or so and she is gorgeous and so today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

I know I just posted Jessica Chastain a couple of days ago and usually I don’t repeat myself so soon again.  It’s not really my fault she’s here again though.  It’s her fault.  For being so amazing.  This weekend I engaged in all sorts of Chastain nonsense, from like a long conversation with my dear friend, to watching some interviews with her on youtube to rewatching Mama.  And I can go on and on about how talented she is but I kind of feel like I don’t have to.  Like that is superfluous because look at how good she looks when she poses for a picture.  It’s kind of mind blowing how perfect she looks in photoshoots.  Especially given she basically wasn’t doing them until a couple of years ago.  Because no one knew who she was a couple of years ago.  And she doesn’t consider herself someone people would want to look at.  And… I dunno, it’s kind of crazy to think she is this talented and gorgeous and was somehow just another face in the crowded Hollywood scene awaiting her big break when I started this blog.  Well, maybe she broke a little before.  Semantics, the point remains.  She is gorgeous and talented and today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Here are a bunch of random pictures of Jessica Chastain and by Random I mean I basically opened up her folder and grabbed the first 5 things I saw because I am super tired.  It also means i have nothing interesting to say about her and am in danger of repeating myself (you know, she’s an amazing actress and she’s pretty).  So forgive me if I just put these up and totally half ass it and say that because of all the reasons I have previously documented today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.