Here is Kate Upton because kind of my friend Katherine.  You will see me reference Katherine now and then, usually on her birthday, but she doesn’t have a tumblr so I can’t make any cool links.  Anyway, she and I were talking about celebrities last night and it was a fun conversation and because my brain is an asshole the second she left it was like, “You should try to convince Katherine to like Kate Upton”.  Why?  I don’t know.  There is no purpose to this.  And it’s been like 4 years so… it’s not happening.  But this is what my brain does, it decides to suddenly dwell on the thing that htat is the least helpful.  I mean, in the scheme of things it’s all very unimportant but that was my brain’s immediate reaction and it lasted all night and into the morning.  Like, it decided to make me obsessed with Kate Upton and… none of this post makes sense in retrospect.  I can’t really help that, I have Kate Upton on the brain.  Anyway, here she is wearing clothes because it’s really cold out side, so she should cover up, right?  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

The past few days have really just been a lot of, “Oh, wow, she looks good, too bad I posted already today.  Well, she’ll probably show up tomorrow” and then said girl or girls do not show up the next day because there is a new slew of pictures of women to be attracted to.   If you know me and you closely follow things like Film Festivals and Fashion shows (which, lets be honest is only going to be femalecelebrityoftheday  ) you can probably make some guesses as to who has been destined to show up here the night before but never makes it the next day.  Well, maybe you can guess at least a few names.  Please, feel free to guess, I would love to hear guesses.  Anyway, Kate Upton trumped them today by looking pretty great at the Diane Von Furstenberg show so here she is.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

I was about to post Emily Ratajkowski today and it would have been the 4th time in 11 days, which is really often.  It carries the flaw of leaving me little to say and the occasional snide comment.  Well, luckily Kate Upton stepped in to save the day with a V Magazine shoot she and some other models did.  I saw that and actually said, “Oh my god”.  That is the Kate Upton I have been missing.  I don’t know what’s different but oh my god.  And for those of you who know me, like really know me, you will understand that picture feels almost liek it was taken just for me.  It’s amazing.  And believe it or not, the person I have posted the most ever is showing up here to give a nice change of pace.  Because oh my god!  Just… my god, today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

At 23 years old I stood on a train platform in a distant city and watched the reflection of a sunset on the Biltmore.  The glass was full of vivid yellows and red and it was beautiful and painful and sad.  I had been told by movies and pop songs since my youth that nothing gold could stay and in that moment i knew it to be true.  We had taken a trip to rekindle something that may have never been there in retrospect and I knew at that moment this weekend was the last good time we would ever have together.  There is a melancholy to the end of things.  I always feel it because I am painfully nostalgic for things that never even really existed.  This is all quite a strange way to start an entry but it is where my mind has gone.  We grow as people and things change, we grow apart, we grow to the point where we aren’t the same person we were a few years ago.  My obsession with Kate Upton is rather well documented, she was being posted almost twice a month for a long time.  She rarely shows up anymore.  She is still pretty.  I still think she’s pretty buit interestingly a lot of the spark is gone for me.  I couldn’t tell you why.  I have simply moved on.  And that made me think of the setting sun as I stretched my legs for the few moments they would allow, it isn’t that I will never post her again.  Nor that I will never think of her.  But I am relatively confident that part of my life is behind me.  And I am the sort of person who apparently gets nostalgic for celebrity crushes.  Or maybe it’s just the black and white.  She is pretty though.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Kate Upton hasn’t shown up here in like a million years.  Or a month and a half.  Either way it’s really long by this blog’s standards because I used to post her almost every day once upon a time. Or so it seemed.  I don’t know, as she has gotten more popular new pictures of her come out less often.  It’s a strange thing with celebrity, as you become more valuable you often seem to work less.  Or maybe need to work less.  Or maybe I am imagining it.  I don’t know, I didn’t sleep great to be honest.  The point is Kate Upton is still very hot and there were some new photos recently from her work with Express and I guess those ones from Edit Magazine.  So that’s something.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

I feel like most of the world must be pretty sick of the Kate Upton Game of War commercials.  I know I very quickly got tired of it popping up on my phone, to the point where I just uninstalled the app that was playing it.  I think that’s because in app ads are the worst thing ever created, so I blame Kate Upton less than I blame, you know, the world?  Technology?  Anyway, I get why people are tired of seeing it.  I do.  I just happen to be a real sucker for the costumes.  I like the costumes a lot.  So I can’t help it, new Super Bowl add and like… I like the costume.  Is armor hot?  I guess so.  I mean it must be, it’s made of fucking metal, I can only imagine how ridiculously hot that get.  I am getting off topic with lame jokes.  The point is… she looks really good and today I want to fuck Kate Upton

Among the many Christmas Miracles I have experienced this year is Kate Upton.  Ok… that’s a bit broad and vague but the first is her insistance on being on my TV for a phone app.  I appreciate the effort that.  They tell me she’s dressed as Athena, whcih, double bonus because I happen to love Athena.  Actually, my computer name is Athena (and my phone is named Athene Noctua so that they go together on the network and hey, because I am a huge nerd who loves mythology).  So that’s a little miracle, even when I have to watch ads on my phone I end up with an eyeful of Kate Upton.  Christmas Miracle!  The second is that my good buddy femalecelebrityoftheday has started to come around on Kate Upton.  He has posted her twice after literally years of telling me he didn’t really get the appeal. Has come around and even told me via fan male that she is so hot!  This is basically the exact same as in every Christmas movie when the dad who is a distant workaholic sees a picture his daughter drew of him, breaks into tears and realizes what is really important.  Except instead of family and togetherness what is really important is Kate Upton.  So you know, congrats to him.  And to all of you, every Christmas Miracle makes our world a little bit brighter!  Merry Christmas Eve followers!  I like you guys almost as much as I like Kate Upton.  Almost.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Today is one of those days where it is hard to think of something to write because when more important things are happening it all feels trivial.  But of all the terrible things on my TV in the past 12 hours or so what is not terrible are the commercials with Kate Upton.  Actually, those commercials were on my phone, too, when I tried to play a game.  I mean, I don’t really care to play whatever this game is but I appreciate delivery of Kate Upton directly into my hands.  Now that I have written that out I realize my brain might be doing some wishful thinking there but my point remains, I don’t mind seeing Kate Upton in a flowing white dress and gold armor.  It turns out that’s a really good look for her.  Who knew?  I guess whoever planned the commercial.  That’s some next level stuff because I have never once looked at a girl and been like, “I bet she’d look really good walking around a battlefield dressed as some sort of amazon”.  I am just painfully uncreative (also, Kate Upton is an Amazon, I know there are platforms and stuff but I have seen her walking around at these press conferences and women near her don’t even come up to her shoulders).  Anyway, I like Kate a lot, it’s nice to have something nice to think about.  This is, by the way, the 50th time I have posted her.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.