Tag: Model

The past few days have seen some pretty phenomenal pictures of Doutzen Kroes surface.  Just recently an editorial for Vogue Netherlands hit that is her and her family and no surprise, the highly paid model’s children and husband are also remarkably photogenic.  Strange how that happens.  It is just a beautiful bit of photography (and fingers crossed there is no stupid controversy about the shot where she is breastfeeding her daughter.  We’re past that kind of thing right?  Where boobs are awesome except when we’re not sexualizing them? I hope so).  Anyway, there was those and then a Wall Street Journal shoot and both were almost completely in black and white and they were very striking so… I decided to grab some black and white pictures of her for today.  It serves her well, or maybe she serves black and white well, being as pretty as she is she can survive the high contrast and do it justice.  I don’t know, I am kind of rambling, my point is she is beautiful and so today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

I feel like most of the world must be pretty sick of the Kate Upton Game of War commercials.  I know I very quickly got tired of it popping up on my phone, to the point where I just uninstalled the app that was playing it.  I think that’s because in app ads are the worst thing ever created, so I blame Kate Upton less than I blame, you know, the world?  Technology?  Anyway, I get why people are tired of seeing it.  I do.  I just happen to be a real sucker for the costumes.  I like the costumes a lot.  So I can’t help it, new Super Bowl add and like… I like the costume.  Is armor hot?  I guess so.  I mean it must be, it’s made of fucking metal, I can only imagine how ridiculously hot that get.  I am getting off topic with lame jokes.  The point is… she looks really good and today I want to fuck Kate Upton

So the past few days have brought about a fair number of very nice Candice Swanepoel pictures.  I mean, as one of the more popular models in existence for a line of mass marketed consumer lingerie she shows up a lot.  A whole lot.  She tends to look good like… oh every time.  It makes sense, it’s her job.  She’s good at it.  But sometimes she just looks outrageously good.  Like for the Valentine’s day stuff or the stuff for Mother Denim.  Just, fantstic.  And it’s that simple, beautiful woman does good work, looks great and bam, here we are.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Here is Kendall Jenner because… sometimes Kendall Jenner can look pretty good?  I dunno, she popped up on my dash this morning and I was like, she looks pretty good there.  Then she popped up again and I was like, she looks pretty good there.  I could try to think of more to say but there isn’t a lot deeper going on here.  I have had other thoughts about Kendall Jenner and her modeling career and the battle between consumerism and art in capitalist society but A) I am pretty lazy and B) that’s not what I was thinking about today.  Those are old thoughts.  Today I just through she looked pretty in some picture of her leaving a bank or something.  So today I want to fuck Kendall Jenner.

I haven’t posted Miranda Kerr that many times here really.  A handful but not as many as you might expect for one of the more popular models out there.  At least she used to be.  I don’t really have my finger on the pulse of that sort of thing so I dunno if she is a huge deal or not still.  I feel like she is.  Anyway, I haven’t posted her that much and a major part is I have someone very near and dear who is way, way more into Miranda Kerr than I would ever be.  Thus it almost feels like stealing to lust after her.  Which is really silly I guess but it is how my brain works.  It’s like you don’t check out your friend’s girlfriend or something because that would make you a creep.  My brain works the same way with celebrities that I consider belonging to someone else.  I am an interloper and have no right.  I am not sure where that comes from but it is there.  Sometimes I break down though because Miranda Kerr is pretty.  I am not blind.  So today I want to fuck Miranda Kerr.

So I guess Kelly Brook has a TV show coming out soon and I am not sure what to think about that because I haven’t looked into it that much.  I have enjoyed Elisha Cuthbert’s comedy stylings before on a sitcom so that’s a good sign but I have been warned in no uncertain terms to avoid Kelly Brook’s acting before by friends.  I have really only seen her in a few things and those are things where her role was to be the “hot girl” and I thought she pulled those off.  I think she might be playing the hot girl on the show so I think she has that kind of range.  Who knows.  She has looked lovely at the press tour stuff though.  That’s not why she’s here, she’s here because I had a dream about her.  Like I was at a friend’s part and sitting on the couch and she was there to and was really nice and kept coming over and talking and I couldn’t quit looking at her breasts and I was really nervous she’d notice and think I was super creepy because I just could not looking (Pro tip: For anyone who doesn’t know this, girls always know when you keep looking at their breasts.  Always.  You are never as subtle as they think and said breasts are attached to them so they have had lots of practice with people looking at them.  Just for those of you who didn’t know this fact of nature).  I don’t know what happened then, basically that’s all I remember of the dream and like… how the sweater she was wearing fit.  So you know… if I am entirely honest Kelly Brook is here cause of her boobs today.  This isn’t the first time her boobs have put her here.  It happens.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

It’s pretty well documented if you check the Candice Swanepoel tag on my blog here that she is obsessed with me.  I mean, she is constantly sending me emails with picture of her in her underwear.  Little card in the mail with picture of her telling me I am invited to some sort of special store event.  A whole book of girls in their underwear which she calls a “catalog”.  Also, clearly just a way to tell someone you’re into them without doing it.  I have done the same.  You know, you mention to a girl in passing that she is pretty but couch it in another statement.  Let her know without coming out and saying it.  Because you’re a coward.  Basically that was junior high for me.  Anyway, it’s well documented as medical fact (disclaimer: I am not a doctor but I have two grandparents are so the laws of genetics mean I am half doctor, thus I can proclaim things medical fact.  Thomas Jefferson wrote it in the Declaration of independence,). It can’t be argued.  I mean you can but I’ll just lose your ask or whatever and stick my fingers in my ears.  Anyway, I am not hear to convince you she’s obsessed with me, I am here to point out her tactics seem to be working.  Cause I have posted her a lot  But also the holidays were pretty slow for pictures except for a few people.  Candice was one of those few people who kept the greatness coming.  I am willing to declare she won the holiday season.  I mean, look at her.  Amazing.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Behold the astoundingness that is Ophelia Overdose.  I feel like I have gone into great detail before about how astounded I am by her work as an artist.  The things she designs are amazing.  The pictures she is part of are amazing.  She is amazing and versatile and just impressive.  I look at a lot of picture of models.  Don’t call me a hero, I am willing to put the work in so you don’t have to.  I look at a lot of these pictures and there is definitely a skill gap between the best and the rest.  This isn’t surprising because that’s how every profession in the world works, some people are just more talented than the rest.  We are lucky to have them around to inspire us.  Anyway, I look at a lot and you also start to notice that some people have things they are better at than others and I will say now one seems to be part of such overall beautiful composition as Ophelia Overdose. Now, I am not an art critic or a model, I am just someone with a blog but I feel like it’s a skill that has to be remarked on, it can’t just be coincidence that her pictures are so often just gorgeous and a step above what I usually see.  It can’t be.  And that isn’t even talking about all the effort that goes in anyway with hair, make up, outfits and so on that she often has a hand in.  I guess what I am just saying is that Ophelia Overdose is incredibly impressive and I am perpetually blown away by her.  I haven’t posted her in a while and it’s because there have been a few times I started to, realized I didn’t have the words to adequately say what needed to be said, walked away and… it got lost.  I doubt she’s broken up about it.  She is incredibly talented though and today I want to fuck Ophelia Overdose.

Here is Alexis Ren because Alexis Ren is pretty.  Sometimes I just say that.  This person is here because they are pretty.  I could claim that is a basic distillation of the reason for everyone but the truth is usually I am just feeling uncreative and can’t think of anything today.  Like today I am a little stressed, lots of important work stuff to focus on mixed in with thoroughly unimportant work stuff that I still have to do and is a waste of time.  So it doesn’t get my all.  But there is also the fact that it’s just the truth, Alexis Ren stands out by being kind of… casually pretty?  Effortlessly pretty?  It’s hard to quite come up with the correct label but she is not just pretty, she is the kind of pretty that captures something.  Warmth, sunny days, the beach?  I don’t know, it definitely is something.  Which I guess is really her job as a model, not just to look pretty but to somehow give a feel of a place and time.  She’s not selling jean shorts.  No one is selling jean shorts.  They’re selling the idea of jean shorts.  The idea that life could be this good if you owned these jean shorts.  Or you know, other articles of clothing.  That’s just an example.  My point is she’s good at it cause I can get the feeling from her work like yeah, there is something magic here.  If I owned that bottle of water… but I am rambling and I have shit to do.  Alexis Ren is really pretty.  Today I want to fuck Alexis Ren.

I dunno when the last time I posted Rosie Jones was but it’s been a long time.  I happen to be really attracted to her but it’s one of those out of sight out of mind kinda things.  She doesn’t pop up much given she mainly appears in magazines on the other side of the ocean.  She sure is attractive though.  I mean, obviously, she’s British, we all know that is my thing.  Girls from cold, rainy Islands.  Anyway, she is hot and that’s pretty much the long and short of it today.  I like her because she’s hot.  Today I want to fuck Rosie Jones.