Tag: Model

I know there is all sorts of fancy awards stuff going on this weekend but oh well, I’m posting Hannah Ray today. You guys will have to deal with it. I say that like there might be outrage. I don’t think anyone cares enough about my blog to be outraged. I don’t think. Basically she is beautiful and just… I am not sure what the word is. There isn’t a good one. She exudes something. Her style is distinctly her own to the degree that everything she wears looks perfect on her even though I cannot imagine almost anyone else where it. Maybe it’s confidence, maybe it’s just amazing taste, maybe it’s some third thing. I am not sleeping well. My point is she is just gorgeous and takes great pictures. On both sides of the camera. She is well worth following because her work is excellent and frankly it’s just fun to see what outfit she’ll put together next. She’s in Paris at the moment it seems, so we’ll get nice pictures from that as well. She is great. Today I want to fuck Hannah Ray.

Kate Upton seems to be having a good couple of weeks here. I don’t mind that at all. She did a shoot for Lipsy and I thought she looked fantastic. She really has looked great lately. So I am posting her. It’s that simple. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Here is Emily Ratajkowski cause I have always had a thing for hot girls. She got married this week out of the blue and boy certain corners of the internet have a lot to say about that. People often have a lot to say about other people’s lives I guess. My inclination here was to make an X-Men reference because when I was a kid anytime anyone joined the X-Men there would be something along the cover of, “Welcome to the X-Men, hope you survive the experience”. But when I wrote that about marriage it sounded very negative and no one would get a random X-Men reference that had nothing to do with the X-Men. It’s just that stupid part of my brain that has existed at least since I was 8 which was like, “If I make obscure references to X-Men comics, then everyone will think I’m cool right?” Well… I am still waiting for my complimentary cool dude sunglasses. It’s been a long time. Either way, she is hot and I wish her well and if she had a mutant power it would be cleavage. I think. Cleavage related maybe? Boy, I would be a terrible comic book writer. Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Sorry to break up my Olympic posts with the kind of celebrities that people actually started following me for but hey, it happens. Unless you’re one of the ones who really hates when I post athletes, in which case congratulations, I hope you love Fashion Week. If you don’t like the Olympics or Fashion Week it might be time to take a hard look at your life. It sounds like the commonality there is you. Maybe you’re the problem. Quit being so negative. Anyway, Gigi Hadid is in Milan and walked for Moschino whose stuff I usually hate. I am not typically one to declare my hate for stuff but man, it is just usually so not for me that I cannot find another word. Yet this time she looked splendid and I really liked it. And now I am getting Deja Vu, so maybe a similar thing happened in the fall during Fashion Week? Maybe I posted the same thing them. Some people would worry about repeating themselves but I will just praise my consistency. I am no yeasaying weather cock who lets the winds of fad and public opinion sway me. I am not so fickle. I am a person of character and moral resolve. Which is what this blog really is about. So yes, I am posting Gigi Hadid because for upright and noble reasons having to do with standing for your convictions. That conviction being that I don’t like Maoschino usually but it looked pretty good this time and I find Gigi Hadid to be attractive. You’re welcome. Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

I would apologize about Kate Upton twice in the same week but I am not sorry. Not at all. There was a Sports Illustrated Launch event Wednesday night but I didn’t see the pictures until late and holy shit guys. Not just Kate, though man I love Kate’s dress, but like everyone looked amazing at it. There is something about a launch even for people wearing bikinis having one of the better red carpets recently that is counter intuitive but it happened. Everyone I have seen looked great. Many of them it was their best look in a while. Kate, who is fantastic looking, hasn’t always been great on the red carpet but I don’t know what changed recently but for the past 6 months or so she’s basically killed it. At worst she has looked pretty ok. At best it’s been amazing. She looked amazing the other day. So she’s here again because today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Well guys, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue came out and that means it’s time to post Kate Upton. More importantly, today is my friend Kat’s birthday. You can message her at @she-goes-to-eleven but be warned, her blog is full of girls that qualify as her type. And her type is naked. So you know, be careful at work. Anyway, today is Kat’s birthday and for people’s birthdays I like to mention it and usually I want to make a connection as to who I am posting. Luckily with Kat it is easy because the connection was going to be that she was intensely attracted to whoever I posted. It basically didn’t matter, the girl loves girls. Anyway, now only is she intensely attracted to Kate Upton, they both are named Katherine, and even more of a coincidence, both live on the planet Earth. So it was really easy this time. Kate, by the way, looks fantastic. And has just looked great lately. It’s really nice to see but man she nailed the Swimsuit Issue. I am glad she is back. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

So on top of everything that is going on, New York Fashion Week has started so that will be a whole thing to compete with my Olympics obsession. Doutzen Kroes has shown up at a bunch of things and all over New York and thus far I think she has looked great. So I am posting her. I always feel like models have a really unfair advantage at events. They don’t show up as often but their entire job is to look good in clothing and make the clothing look good, so… you know, that tends to happen. She has looked good. Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

So more pictures of Mosh modeling for Guess continue to come out and I am just going to come out and say it, Guess is messing up big time here. These have been trickling out for months and the only place to find them is on Mosh’s social media or the photographer’s. This makes no sense to me. When I was a kid Guess was huge. It was essentially a must in 7th grade to have a pair of Guess Jeans because otherwise you were lame. So everyone had at least one and a lot of people had a black and white striped Guess t-shirt. They were a big deal brand. You know what? None of my friends feel any pressure to get Guess jeans now. Or if they do they are strangely silent on the matter. Why is that? Because you shoot these amazing shots and hide them away. Look at that first one. It’s gorgeous and it’s very simple how it works. You go, “Wow, that woman is beautiful”! Then you go, “Oh my god, she doesn’t have any pants, she must be cold”. Then you go, “I would like to purchase some Guess Jeans and perhaps a striped Guess t-shirt to give her so she doesn’t get cold”. Simple, obvious marketing. But instead, the only way to find the pictures is if you go to Mosh’s Instagram, where you quickly realize she must not get cold because she almost never wears pants. Well, the urge to buy her Guess jeans is over. What I am saying, Guess, is that people should be able to find these pictures, en mass, in high quality anywhere. Seems like a big miss. I bring it up only because I care. Not because I am lazy and wish finding these took less effort. Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

Here is Russian super spy and model Anastasia Scheglova. She is here because I saw a new shoot with her and I quite liked what I saw. None of that is here because I can’t post those, there is a severe lack of tops in it but it was very good. She looked very good. She is very attractive and um… that’s about it. I mean, also she’s likely some sort of evil Russian spy but that joke was a lot funnier in 2016 when I used to make it. Now it’s just a little depressing. Oh well. Today I want to fuck Anastasia Scheglova.

Doutzen Kroes was at an even for Piaget in… Switzerland I think? I don’t know, somewhere in Europe that started with an S. I am mostly sure of that. Whatever, that’s not important what is important is the she wore two different things at said event and I liked both. And honestly it always feels like a lucky day when I get to see a model I like wearing something other than her underwear. And I know that makes me strange but like… too much of anything is too much. Sure when I was a kid I thought only eating ice cream for the rest of my life would be great and I was right in that case because I was a very bright child but I am sure there are examples of too much of a good thing you can come up with on your own. My point is that it’s nice to get some variety and on top of that these are women so beautiful someone gave them a job being beautiful, so it’s nice to see them on them in a variety of things cause it always looks good. She looked good. Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.