Tag: Model

The year is almost over and for some reason that brought Mosh to mind. Maybe it’s all the nostalgia that comes from the end of a year or all the old pictures of New Years Eves past that have been popping up on my dash, it has my mind casting back to the past and few people can embody old time glamor like Mosh can and does. It’s almost a little shocking going through pictures and choosing because her look is so her now that she looks like a different person than in some of the older pictures. I loved all that old stuff but her current look suits her. It’s just so perfect looking for her and conveys a feel that is hard to describe. So I won’t. I mean, I added pictures. You can look for yourself. Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

I am tired today and so here is Cosplayer Ani-Mia cause hey why not.  I realize my phrasing there sounds like being tired and posting her are related but it’s more like hey I’m tired so watch me half ass this.  So watch me half ass this.  Um… New Years is almost here.  Something something rebirth.  That Tron costume sorta looks new yearsy.  I dunno guys, sometimes I have almost nothing to say here and this is one of those days.  Today I want to fuck Ani-Mia.

I just posted Rosie Jones a few days ago and here she is again because sometimes that just happens. This blog can feed itself as someone ends up on my mind because they were on my mind and I had to find pictures to make a post about it and it becomes this cycle. Which means as a scientific experiment this blog is massively flawed. I guess I’ll never get that grant money I started this whole thing for. Oh well. It’s cold here where I am and by cold I mean like stupid fucking cold and usually I’d try to think of a passably clever way to work that in by saying like, here are some hot Rosie Jones pics to warm you cool winter heart or whatever but it’s too cold for that shit.  I only brought it up so I could bitch about how cold it is. It’s really cold. Anyway, here is Rosie Jones who is really hot and I like pictures of her in her underwear I guess cause these are basically almost all picture of her in her underwear. Today I want to fuck Rosie Jones.

I know I have a few grinches among my followers and you know what?  It’s your life, I am not going to come down on you for that.  Everyone has their own stuff going on and I can’t know yours.  You know what I do know?  You can find some good in most things.  Like this post.  Let’s say you hate Christmas but I know you guys love Jessica Nigri.  I know this because my notes are still blowing up.  Well, sure, Christmas might not be for you but look what gift it’s given you, it’s given you a ton of pictures of Jessica Nigri spreading holiday cheer.  I feel more cheerful.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Nigri.

Christmas is almost here and it’s like my Grandma always said, “Nothing says Christmas like boobs”. I agree that’s a wildly inappropriate and inaccurate thing to tell a child but hey, what are you going to do? Old people, amirite?  So because of boobs and the holly jolly cheer they cause, here is Rosie Jones, oh by golly.  Like… she’s really pretty and she looks good in a Christmas sweater.  I sure do hope Santa gets her a new on this year though because it either shrunk in the wash or she out grew it or something, either way, that is not going to keep her warm.  Well, I guess if we don’t get everything we want this year it’s important some people have less.  Today I want to fuck Rosie Jones.

Well guys, Christmas is right around the corner and there isn’t a lot going on in the world of pop culture. It makes sense, you aren’t going to throw a big bash this weekend or a gala because people are busy doing other things.  It is kind of nice because I am about to be too busy to pay a ton of attention either.  It means I can just post pretty girls in red and white clothing and not worry that I am missing some huge, important event.  So today is Candice Swanepeol because she is really, really pretty and also Christmas themed pictures.  A perfect combo.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

So here is Kate Upton because she was on the Love Advent Calendar today and mostly I haven’t much cared for it this year.  I have found it kind of boring and I get that they have a theme this year, I just fail to see how it’s a Christmas theme.  So like, I actually liked how Kate Upton looked playing Tennis but like… I don’t know what Tennis has to do with Christmas.  In fairness, I can’t remember all the gifts from the 12 days of Christmas.  I am ok with the first few, you know, two turtle doves and so on but once they get into what is clearly slavery I get it all confused.  I know there are maids a milking and lords a leaping but given you can’t actually give people as presents I assume these are all slaves being given as Christmas gifts and you know what, going to take a radical moral stand here and say I am anti slavery, my Christmas doesn’t need any weird milk maid slavery bullshit.  But what I am saying is there might be like 8 tennis players a playing or something, I can’t remember and don’t care.  So I am giving today a slight pass, maybe tennis is actually Christmas themed.  I am willing to look past it for gifs of Kate Upton I guess.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Jessica Nigri is showing up and is in danger of doing so again before Christmas because apparently she is all about the Christmas spirit.  Or just… smart about what she wears when.  Whatever the reason I do see a steady trickle of her new stuff on the internet and sometimes it catches my eye and basically all of Decembers seems to be dedicated to Christmas themed stuff.  Which I am 100% down for because I quite like Christmas.  And I like sexy Christmas stuff.  I don’t know why and it’s probably not a thread I should pull, why do I always like girls in red velvet and white fur trim?  Boy, some questions are just better not answered.  I do.  I embrace it.  I move on.  Anyway, here she is because… well actually white fur trim and a sparkly red top.  I guess that’s Santa Claus cosplay?  That’s kind of confusing on a few levels as well but I think she looks amazing.  So today I want to fuck Jessica Nigri.

Candice Swanepoel has announced she is pregnant with her second child and it’s a pretty naked attempt to get a reaction out of me… no, you know what, I’ll run this joke into the ground some more another time.  Nothing Candice Swanepoel does is about me.  Nor is it about you.  A top level model gets pregnant and in comes the choruses that involve one of my most hated phrases, “she’ll ruin her body”.  Boy, what year is it?  Do I, the creep who runs a blog called who I want to fuck today of all places, have to be the one to explain this?  A woman cannot ruin her body if she is doing what she wants with it. Literally cannot be ruined because it belongs to her and she is using it for what she wants to use it, thus it is not ruined by highly functional an fulfilling to her. What a woman chooses to do with her body cannot ruin it, no matter how much you would not do that to your body, that includes getting pregnant, getting a boob job, getting boob reduction, gaining weight, losing weight, getting tattoos, getting piercings, cutting her hair, I dunno, some other thing that I am sure someone has strong opinions on.  None of this counts as ruining anything.  And I know for some people it seems like an innocuous statement but it isn’t and I’ll be honest, I have read a lot of the comments and it’s not innocuous.  At best it’s catty bullshit at worst it’s far more vile.  I really like pictures of pretty women.  A lot.  They are a privilege, not a right.  It’s important to remember that.  If we are lucky enough that someone like Candice Swanepoel gets in front of a camera then we are lucky.  She doesn’t owe it to us.  She doesn’t owe us to look a certain way.  Maybe we could keep this in mind in general. Maybe in general we could just remind ourselves most things aren’t about us and use a little empathy to think it through from others sides.  I know this post sounds like a women’s issues thing but it’s more just a being decent to people thing.  I just happen to think women are people.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Kelly Brook is here because wow that red dress.  She was at a charity Gala last night called Teens Unite and I don’t know what it was about really but I assume it is done and over because if that dress can’t bring things together then you might as well give up. So I assume the Teens are United. And now I have Atari Teenage Riot’s Kids are United going through my head.  I’m pretty weird.  My point though is not that i have 22 year old song going through my head, it’s that that dress is amazing.  Amazing enough I guess that it is fulfilling 22 year old prophesies.  And by prophesies I mean songs.  Same thing.  I am rambling. The dress is just amazing.  What a look.  I love it.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.