So I was texting back and forth with a friend yesterday in part about Kate Nash. I really loved Made of Bricks, it was interesting and established Kate Nash as pretty crush worthy. It felt like a wonderful snap shot of what life is like for a 20 year old girl and just what goes on in her head. Age wise it was too distant for me to relate to directly but did fill me with warm nostalgia for a different time in my life and rang true with a certain timelessness. Anyway, in 2008 she probably would have popped up on this blog cause the album made her pretty crush worthy. And it’s really why she’s here today, the conversation got me thinking about her like that again even if her music and her looks no longer connect for me in the same way. I am not sure what i am saying there really except that I feel it’s important to point out she is here, as are many, because they seem laudable, that attraction isn’t entirely physical. She is very cute but the reason she is here is because she brings more to the table than just how she might look in tight pants (I am not against girls looking good in tight pants however). Anyway, today I want to fuck Kate Nash.
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Neko Case. She has almost appeared here many, many times before. The thing is, getting decent pictures has been tough, it’s not her fault, I blame the internet. Nothing kills a good post like spending a fruitless hours looking for pictures, at that point I am frusterated and am in no mood for anyone, thus they get dropped. Well, I finally put in the effort because she is great. I love her music, her voice, her song writing, she is without a doubt incredibly skilled. She is also very pretty. I respect her and love her work but I get urges, too. Which is why she’s here today. She is fantastic and today I want to fuck Neko Case.
So Taylor Swift is here for like… I think her third time? I don’t know, a lot of times given my claims that I don’t really find her attractive. But here she is. It totally is not my fault, the world is conspiring against me in this case. She has seriously come up like 300 times in my life in the past few days and only a couple of those times were my fault. Like, elderly relatives brought her up. Why? I have like zero clue. I seriously got up this morning to a text from a friend that was just a picture of her in her dress from the people’s choice awards. Not a single bit of text with it, when I texted back asking why I got a picture of Taylor Swift I got no response. So I’m onto you all, I Know what you’re up to. I tried to fight it yesterday, luckily Jennifer Lawrence was there to tempt me away. Well, today it just isn’t working so I get it, you win ok? That’s right world, you win, today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.
I was pretty resistant to watching Gossip Girl when it started because it sounded fucking horrible. But I was kind of goaded into it and once I watched it I was hooked, I won’t go so far as to call it Great TV but it was entertaining. That was a long time ago but I am feeling nostalgic with it ending, it gave me a lot of enjoyment and some great bonding time. Of course, one of the arguments used to convince me to start watching was “There are hot girls, really hot girls, it won’t be that bad”. So I folded and while it was good the hot girls did not hurt. So Today in honor of that I have made my choice (to be seriously greedy), today I want to fuck Leighton Meester, Blake Lively, and Taylor Momsen.
I have a strange relationship with Taylor Momsen. She is still pretty though I rarely think of her and she doesn’t usually do a ton for me. This is because I can’t help but think, “She used to be way hotter”. Which is just creepy because… she’s not that old if you get my drift. Which makes me sound like a creep but really she took a turn somewhere, she used to have this unique style that was strangely attractive but then one day… it started to seem a little desperate. Like she took a step too far and there are few things less attractive than desperation. Of course, this could just be me. I doubt it’s just me but I am sure there are many people who like her even more now. I don’t know, I get the appeal but most of the time I just don’t care. But Gossip Girl is ending and I guess I am feeling nostalgic so today I want to fuck Taylor Momsen.
Last time after posting about the sad state of Aly Michalka’s career it was soon announced that she had a pilot ordered by Fox, so who knows, she could be headed back to TV. Now, I don’t want to say I was a major part of that, what with my postings of her, but… well I feel comfortable implying it. I will gladly embrace the chance to overstate my own importance and influence on the world. Not that Aly needs to thank me, I’m not the sort of person to demand that, no just like with Spider-man, action is my reward. Action and pictures. For me the major benefit here is that if Aly Michalka gets a TV show then maybe, just maybe, we will finally get to see her again. The funny thing is as your star falls people care less and less about taking pictures of you and posting them on the internet. In the case of Aly this is a loss because she’s really, really pretty. Now, I play this pretty close to the vest so even longtime followers may not know this but… I like pretty girls. So for me anything that allows more opportunity to gaze at pretty girls is a good thing. So I am happy for Aly, no one should feel like their career is over before 25, and I am excited for me, because I like pretty girls. I like pretty Aly Michalka. Today I want to fuck Aly Michalka.
I was listening to WTF (don’t worry, this isn’t an entry about Marc Maron. Not that he’s not fuckable if that’s your thing, he’s intelligent and funny but… it’s my tumblr, not yours, start your own about wanting to nail Marc Maron) and Fiona Apple was on. I quite like Fiona Apple but she has never made an appearance here before, probably because it’s so easy to forget about an artist who didn’t tour for years and puts out albums in 6 year intervals. But I like her music and I like her. I clearly remember when I first saw her, I was up late in my dorm and she was on 120 Minutes performing Shadow Boxer. There is no word in that sentence that doesn’t date me at this point, 120 minutes is so 90’s, Shadow Boxer was released in I think 1996, and music on MTV, how absurd! I was pretty immediately smitten though, here was this cute girl my age who was pleasant but kind of shy and then WOW, her voice. What a voice and coming out of such a tiny girl. It was amazing. Anyway, that was my introduction to Fiona Apple and I have always liked her but until she comes up on shuffle it’s pretty easy to forget about her but now I have remembered, remembered that today I want to fuck Fiona Apple.
Technically I probably first saw Jenny Lewis in the Wizard but all I remember from that movie is that the powerglove was so bad. She really first popped up on my radar as Rilo Kiley hit the Indie Limelight in the early 2000’s. I loved the music and the writing and her voice is just fantastic. And on days like today a song I love will pop up and I can get lost in the beauty of her voice and words and then it happens, I have to say that today I want to fuck Jenny Lewis.
When she first appeared I thought Aly Michalka was kind of a funny looking girl. Something in her was just a little off. I have come to accept that I am wrong. She has grown up very well and the journey from teen to adult has treated her very well. Her blonde hair, the sun kissed tan skin of a California girl, the well toned frame, it’s hard to think that when she was 16 I thought she was funny looking because she isn’t now. On top of all she has absolutely perfect breasts. Not the largest I have posted here but I would stack them up against most of the others, they fascinate and attract me and because of them today I want to fuck Aly Michalka
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