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So I finally got around to reading Jessica Chastain’s piece about women in Film that set people abuzz earlier in the week.  I immediately added it to my read later pile but that pile grows faster than I can make it shrink.  I have a problem.  It should come as a surprise to no one that the piece somehow managed to surprise some people that it turns out maybe women have things just the tiniest bit harder than men.  Shocking.  Well, I will admit, some things are shocking, like she said this is the largest female crew she has ever been apart of in her current movie and that crew is 20% female.  20%.  Now, I don’t want to go into a long thing about the hypocrisy of Hollywood liberalism when it comes to the treatment of women and minorities because I kind of assume no one would read it and if you are really interested you can send me a message, I will just say it is important and I feel like Jessica Chastain has been talking about this forever.  When her star suddenly rocketed upwards a few years ago she was coy about her age.  Not because it’s improper for a lady to discuss that but because she was open about if she states her age it limits the film roles she can get.  Which isn’t at all inaccurate, she has long been my dream pick for Captain Marvel.  Every single person I tell that to immediately tells me she is too old.  Sometimes just that.  Sometimes, “oh, she’s be great but she’s too old”.  She is more than a decade younger than some of the men currently playing Marvel Superheroes.  But she’s too old.  I didn’t really start with a point, I just kind of rambled but I think I have arrived at one.  This costs us all.  The inequity in the movie industry hurts us because it limits voices.  Who knows all we might be missing but we’re missing this, we’re missing possible roles for Jessica Chastain because women are kept in a much smaller box.  We should all be upset about that because she is a supremely talented actor.  She is my favorite actor and I will see her in anything but man I would love to see her in something I have wanted to see since I was a kid.  So we lose out on things like that.  It’s a crime.  The world needs more Jessica Chastain, not less.  Because she is ridiculously talented and smart.  And yeah, she’s beautiful and I do have to end this at some point so today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Bella Thorne was at the premier for The Hateful Eight and I thought she looked really good.  That’s not really all that noteworthy though as she comes from a family of pretty people and it has been her job her entire life to be pretty to some degree.  I was more excited that the Hateful Eight is coming out but it struck me really odd that she was at the premier.  This is because I was like, having a hard time imagining her as a Quentin Tarantino fan.  This of course is ridiculously stupid on many levels.  First of all, I know celebrities don’t attend film premiers based on what they are a fan of, it isn’t like she’s there because she just had to see it, it’s part of the job of being and staying famous.  Second, I have absolutely no inside knowledge of Bella Thorne’s movie tastes, she absolutely could misquote the whole Top Gun thing from True Romance all the time just like tons of people.  I think it happened though because I was like, she’s not old enough for that.  I don’t mean that in the she’s too young to see such adult fare (though I think it might be a tiny bit that) but more like… Tarantino so influenced the 90’s that it is hard to explain if you weren’t there.  And she wasn’t there.  Bella Thorne was not alive when Pulp Fiction came out.  Or for that first wave of bad movies that so, so badly wished they were Pulp Fiction.  So I think that is why.  I thought about that.  Then I felt really old.  Then I was like, let’s just focus on how pretty she is and ignore all the rest.  So here she is because man she’s pretty.  Today I want to fuck Bella Thorne.

I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving.   Mine ended up working out ok.  I enjoyed it.  Anyway, here is Bella Thorne, professional pretty girl.  I mean, she’s an actress too but she also has been a model like.. here entire life?  I dunno, she was in some pictures for Glamour Mexico recently and i liked them a lot because.. her dress was really shiny and you know me and shiny things, I can’t get enough..  She is pretty.  Today I want to fuck Bella Thorne. 

Here is Anastasia Scheglova who I know next to nothing about which will disappoint @wildflagsure because I have her convinced I know everything about everyone.  This is not my fault though, it seems like no one knows about Anastasia Scheglova.  I know who she is because @she-goes-to-eleven has reblogged her enough that I noticed her.  At first I was like, that girl is pretty who is she.  Then I noticed more and more of her and did some digging and there is nothing out there.  But since I first noticed her she’s showing up everywhere. Now some people would say this is a cognitive bias called the “frequency illusion” (or the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon if you must) but those people are nerds because they use phrases like “cognitive bias”.  No, there is something else going on here.  See, the way I know about people is I have always had a passion for research, ever since I was a kid.  I like knowing things and I like learning.  So I know all about this because even as a child I was dedicated to research.  When the Price Club opened up near my Dad’s house it was the first big warehouse club store I had ever heard of and it was amazing.  There I convinced my dad to buy this huge pack of James Bond movies and I researched the fuck out of those on Summer nights that year.  It’s why I know what it means when a Russian Woman of Mystery suddenly shows up looking this good.  She’s a spy.  This whole thing is a giant Soviet plot.  I mean, she was in some version of Vogue, or at least the website but she appears to have no agency representation?  Clearly the KGB set this up.  Now, some of you might be saying, “But there is no Soviet Union anymore”.  I would say the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.  So as an expert I know the only way to deal with a Russian spy is to seduce her and so I am willing to take that bullet for the Free World.  I know, some of you are going, “So you’re James Bond in this delusion?” Well yeah, it’s my delusion. Look, the most important lesson for you to learn here is not that the Soviet Union is up to some sort of red shenanigans again, I’ve got that shit covered, I’ll save us, no the most important thing is this, never trust someone who disappoints themselves in their own fantasies.  If someone fantasizes about being Moneypenny or Q or something don’t trust that person, that is a person who isn’t even the hero in his own mind and that person will turn on you one day for not hating them as much as you hate yourself.  So remember that, I’ll take care of the spy shit.  Today I want to fuck Anastasia Scheglova.

So this post started because my own queued reblog of a Ginger Snaps thing popped up on my dash and I suddenly had the urge to post her.  Sadly, pictures of her are so hard to come by and I was looking through what I have and I realized I was limiting myself by trying to find sexy things when she is best known for horror movies.  So I went full Halloween today with horrifying images.  And it’s interesting, this juxtaposition.  There certainly are people out there who conflate sex and violence and horror has been accused of linking the two but that isn’t what this is about.  Katharine Isabelle covered in blood is not something I find sexually attractive.  What I do think happens though is that horror can elicit strong feelings, it’s why it works as a genre and why it has always existed, it speaks to something primal in us.  Good horror at least.  It plays on something deep down we have always feared.  I think the reason pretty girls in horror movies are often so beloved by horror fans is because they are then strongly connected to strong emotion, even if it’s not the same one as attraction.  Or I could be talking out my ass because truth is I couldn’t fall asleep last night and once I did I couldn’t stay asleep.  Mainly I just feel like it’s October and I might as well post something spooky.  So here you go, spooky post.  Cause… uhh… Katharine Isabelle is so hot it’s scary?  Ugh, that’s terrible.  Today I want to fuck Katharine Isabelle.

So the bad news is I probably will not be able to see Crimson Peak this weekend.  It just doesn’t appear to be in the cards.  Now, I realize that there could be worse words and a lot of you are thinking, “This doesn’t matter to me at all so it isn’t really bad news for me”.  To you I would ask, how have you been following me for so long and not understood this is all about me?  Anyway, the good news is with Crimson Peak out Jessica Chastain has been everywhere.  I am very happy about this because seeing Jessica Chastain makes me happy.  I am looking forward to a nice long Chastain season this year.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

So for reasons no one would possibly be able to guess today I am posting Ariana Grande and Liz Gillies.  If you need a hint as to why it’s because I am remarkably easy and easily influenced.  Still, I happen to like them both so I am not upset about having a reason to post either.  I don’t have much more to say though so I will just finish this up.  Today I want to fuck Ariana Grande and Elizabeth Gillies.

The last time I posted Katharine Isabelle was in October of last year.  This is not a coincidence.  While, I think she is gorgeous year round it isn’t like the world is littered with mentions of Katharine Isabelle, so she doesn’t always pop into my head.  Instead, what happens is October started today and I am already in full Halloween mode and started to mildly panic because what if I watch a movie this month and want to post one of my favorite scream queens?  What if I have no new pictures to post, what if I have posted every decent picture in existence of every girl I have ever liked in a horror movie?  It was a very real worry because my Katharine Isabelle picture folder has 157 images.  For comparison my Candice Swanepoel folder has 9,100.  So you know, there is a lack of Katharine Isabelle out there.  So I got thinking about it and my brain went from what if this happens to, “Man, Katharine Isabelle is so hot”.  And thus I am posting her.  Cause Halloween is coming!  And she is just awesome.  Go watch something with her in it!  Today I want to fuck Katharine Isabelle.

It appears that Jessica Chastain season is starting early this year.  I am 100% fine with this if you are curious.  Usually I have to wait for a mix of awards shows and late season awards bait releases to really get to peak Chastain.  Of course, this isn’t necessarily peak, it could get a lot better.  But with the Martian being promoted everywhere she is showing up a lot and after that we’ll get Crimson Peak in just a few weeks which I hope takes us through October.  From there I just hope people start handing out statues and trophies and whatever and we can just see Jessica Chastain through the Oscars.  This would be like a 6 month Chastain season, so it might be wishful thinking but I fully endorse it if the world wants to make it happen.  I am also going to see the Martian because it looks pretty good.  Ditto Crimson Peak.  Not that this is surprising because I see almost anything with Jessica Chastain in it on account of her amazingness.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

So after posting her just a few days ago and saying how rare it was to get to post Christina Hendricks here she is again.  I liked a few people at the Emmys, a couple of things stood out but only 2 dresses really blew me away.  I really like Christina Hendrick’s black and gold dress.  I think it was fantastic. And yes, I like shiny things.  I also like Christina Hendricks and last night was a good reminder of how much I miss her and Mad Men.  I guess at least Jon Hamm finally won but I wish Christina Hendricks had finally gotten an Emmy to recognize her amazing work.  Well, I know she was amazing.  I am sure plenty of people do.  Today I want to fuck Christina Hendricks.