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So there is a Jumanji movie coming out and I am making no judgements about the decision to make this movie or anything but I am going to go out on a limb and say it probably won’t be the biggest grossing movie of December. Just… a feeling I have this feeling, telling me something might be bigger.  And I trust my feelings, they have generally served me well.  But Jumanji is going to happen and I thought Karen Gillan looked pretty good last week at a London screening but wow last night she wore this gold dress that if I didn’t know better i would say was just for me.  It seems unlikely given I don’t think Karen Gillan knows I exist and if I did I am going to say there is at least a 40% chance that she wouldn’t choose what she wore for my benefit.  At least 40%. But man I like that gold gown. It just looks lovely. Maybe I wish it was shaped a little bit more across the middle but now I am just looking for negatives. She looked great and you know what, I have no idea if Jumanji will be any good.  It might be terrible. But I bet she’ll still be pretty charming in it because frankly she’s always a lot of fun in comedic roles. Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

So Jessica Chastain is currently in Spain promoting Molly’s Game, which seems to basically be her job now.  Every time she shows up it is because of something surrounding the film and every time I feel like a jerk because I haven’t seen it and I feel like I really should.  Then I look and remember it doesn’t come out for a month.  She’s just been promoting it for 2 months already.  I hope it’s good.  I am a little surprised with just the long game promotion of this.  I have seen so many interviews and stuff.  I mean, I know she’ll be good.  She’s always good.  It’s the movie itself I can never be sure about.  Anyway, she looked fantastic in Madrid so I am posting her.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

So if you know me, or vaguely pay attention to my blog, you probably would have expected me to post Jessica Chastain yesterday.  You would have expected this on account of her wearing a stunning sparkly black dress mixed with being Jessica Chastain.  You were not wrong to expect that but I’ve had a hectic couple of days and am just now catching up.  So I have seen the dress from AFI fest and wow, yeah, it’s for me.  It’s amazing.  She is amazing.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

I am in a foul mood for some reason so here is Jessica Chastain because she is always reliable.  I realize “Ol’ Reliable” is perhaps not the highest praise you can give a woman but it feels accurate with her.  She can always be counted on to look good because she knows what she is doing.  She can always be counted on to be good in a movie because she is amazingly gifted.  That’s nice to have.  Like… to know that even going in even when the movie doesn’t work it will be worth watching for her performance.  You can’t really count on a lot of things in life so it’s powerful to have something you can rely on.  Even if that is Jessica Chastain being kind of fantastic.  So it might not be the highest compliment she’ll receive but it’s where I’m at today.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Jessica Chastain was at Elle’s Women in Hollywood thing last night and she looked great.  I was going to bemoan not seeing her in anything lately and I was thinking I wouldn’t any time soon on account of it being October and me treating watching horror movies like it was a job but then I remembered Mama. She was so damn good in that.  It’s so hard to pull off the woman raising kids who doesn’t really want kids and not look like a monster.  Cause that role is usually the villain, not the hero in a movie.  But she pulled it off and you felt every part of her and she was a hero cause she took care of them anyway and fought a fucking ghost.  And I believed every moment of it because if Jessica Chastain is going to go toe to toe with a ghost I am going to believe in ghosts for at least a little bit.  She’s amazing.  And also she looked good, and she looked good over the weekend at the Hammer Museum, which every year holds a Gala to remind me that it isn’t at all a museum about Christopher Lee movies like I want it to be, instead it’s a much more boring thing with contemporary art.  Oh well, she still looked good.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Well, apparently it’s a Madelaine Petsch kind of week round these parts.  I didn’t even know that was a thing until yesterday but apparently it most definitely is because I was extremely tempted to post her yesterday but was so tired that I wasn’t sure if I could and then Daisy Ridley rode into the rescue to save me from hard thoughts and decision making.  When I posted Madelaine Petsch earlier this week I commented on all the photoshoots and promo material and how great that was.  I was excited about Riverdale.  I’d love to give you my thoughts on Riverdale but I can’t because I haven’t actually watched it yet on account of my DVR not recording it.  Well, it recorded it but apparently my signal broke up so I have 1 10 minute recording and then 3 5 minute recordings and I don’t think that’s right.  So no Riverdale thoughts but since Monday when she last appeared, there have been two new Madelaine Petsch photoshoot and frankly she has looked amazing in them.  Especially the Luca shoot, where she just was amazingly hot (I believe the quote from @she-goes-to-eleven was something along the lines of, “By the Great Maple Leaf, she looks great, eh? Hockey Tim Hortons Igloo!”  That sounds right).  Madelaine looked great in both but man that Luca one.  So I am posting her because she is beautiful.  Today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.

Riverdale is back this week and that is exciting because I am looking forward to it.  It really was just a highly enjoyable show for me last year.  On top of that, it brings the added bonus of the full promotional weight of a show that was a surprise hit getting attention before the new season.  Or in other words lots of the cast members showing up in a lot of things from videos and interviews to photoshoots.  Thus Madelaine Petsch is here because she’s really pretty and brings interesting depth to what could be a stock villain character on the show. And I am looking forward to see what becomes of her this year.  And she’s pretty.  Which I just said.  Today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.

Here is Jessica Chastain because finally.  Like, she just has been demanding to be here and like some kind of idiot I haven’t been listening.  I feel like if you have followed me you know in just what esteem I hold her and I actually feel dumb now a few days later that I haven’t posted her yet.  Every time she’s been at a premier at TIFF I have been like, wow, she looks great, I need to find out more about that movie.  And I haven’t yet.  Because I am lazy.  And somehow she finished second to other people.  Which is inexcusable.  I am sorry.  But she looked amazing in red yesterday and so here she is.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

It’s been such a busy weekend for celebrities showing up at stuff and looking great that it makes me glad I don’t run my blog like @femalecelebrityoftheday does.  I know he often after big events will queue up a bunch of people in the hopes of posting them all eventually and man, that just seems terrible.  I would have like 20 people waiting and I honestly would still be posting stuff from the Oscars or something at this point.  Much better to live in the moment, go where the wind takes you (of course, @femalecelebrityoftheday isn’t really a “live in the moment” kind of guy, more a “fret in perpetuity” kind of guy instead.  At least it means he’s found his people because every other post on tumblr is about anxiety).  So you know, Karen Gillan almost didn’t make the cut despite almost posting her the past two days.  And it was tough, people continue to exist and look good in things and I don’t really want to be stuck in the past any more than I want to dread the future, there’s plenty going on now.  But you know what, Karen Gillan looked good and I just really like her.  There is just something about her.  By something I guess I mean her hair and her face and the fact that she is funny and charming and I loved her on Doctor Who.  You know, something.  So here she is and I encourage her to go to Fashion Week more often because we need more Karen Gillan.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

So Karen Gillan has sorta been on my mind all week.  Sort of.  I don’t know why really, I have no specific thing to point to other than I have found myself thinking about her off and on.  To the point where I went looking for a specific picture and couldn’t’ find it so I had to google it and now that’s the first picture in this post.  Why?  I have no clue, it just popped into my head. She is great though, so I am not complaining.  Maybe she did something awesome in the earlier week that I don’t remember but it’s rattling around in my subconscious.  Maybe in general I just think she is charming and attractive and my brain decided to point that out.  Either way, today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.