Tag: redhead

It’s been almost two years since I last posted Debby Ryan and that makes sense because there isn’t a lot of my life that has ever involved Debby Ryan.  It always kind of boiled down to her show was on right before Gravity Falls and my DVR caught the end of her show and after weeks of that I was like, “Man, that girl is really hot”.  And just kept thinking about how hot she was.  That’s really the origin of her ever showing up here and the direct cause of most posts about her.  I mean, it does mean now I keep an eye out for her because I have a problem and once I start tracking someone it’s hard ot ever stop.  Which makes me sound like a stalker but I mean generally for public appearances and stuff.  Anyway, she was at the TCAs this week so I assume she has a show or something coming out.  Good for her.  I thought she looked good but I ended up going with studio pics instead because there are a lot of those that have come out over time and she looks good in them.  That simple.  Today I want to fuck Debby Ryan.

Comic Con is over but not in our hearts, right?  I don’t actually know what that means but I had to start this somehow. Madelaine Petsch was there with the rest of the Riverdale cast and the entire CW and hey, she’s a very attractive redhead.  Also, for whatever reason she is the most photographed cast member of the show.  I don’t know why this is.  I am certainly not complaining but it is a thing I have noticed.  Maybe she just shows up at more things.  The rest of the cast is a bunch of wall flowers I guess.  It’s a shame really, thinking about all of them shyly sitting in their rooms, too sheepish to go out to parties.  Man, I get it, a lot of us have been there but you guys are in your 20’s, you’re on a TV show, this is your time.  You’ll regret it later, trust me.  At least Madelaine is living her life and getting some attention for the show, which I should stress again was remarkably good in it’s first season.  Or at least it was remarkable in how much better it was than really it every should have been.  It’s also beautiful to look at and a TV show with a distinct visual style is a pretty rare treat actually.  And yeah, the people tend to be beautiful to look at as well. Like Madelaine Petsch.  Look at that, it all loops around and here I thought i was just hitting keys with my fingers and hoping it worked out.  Today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.

I guess Game of Thrones is coming back.  I am honestly not all that excited but I have lots of reasons for that, including the fact that I only watched the series because everyone badgered me into it and I don’t think it is quite as profound and high brow as a lot of people do.  I tend to, in general, consider a lot of what HBO does as just porn for people who are too uptight to watch porn.  You make some fancy sets, you give everyone a British accent and then you let people pretend they are pursuing something high minded when they really are just here for tits and blood.  I guess I feel like when I watch a slasher movie it is much more honest about why it exists.  Anyway, the show has it’s benefits but it strikes me as lacking in nuance the further it gets away from the books so part of me is worried about this season.  We’ll see though.  The season approaching has resulted in a lot of Sophie Turner in the past few weeks, mainly in magazines but now at the premier and her appearance there is like the show.  Hey, she’s pretty, she is cute messing around on the red carpet, but man that dress is ugly.  But I’ll do what people watching the show do, which is choose to look at it from an angle that lets me ignore the less than desirably parts.  It’s not a bad dress from the back.  And she is still pretty.  Hey, sorry I dumped on your show Game of Thrones fans.  I didn’t sleep well and let’s be honest, winter is taking fucking forever.  Today I want to fuck Sophie Turner.

So Karen Gillan was in a magazine called Glass Magazine and I for one think this is a fantastic idea.  I don’t mean a magazine about glass, or well, it might be about something else but the title only gives me so many clues, but rather putting Karen Gillan in your magazine.  Sometimes I wonder why celebrities so often show up in photoshoots for magazines I have never heard of because I wonder how these magazines stay afloat.  Print is dead and I hear all the major publications are struggling, so how does Glass Magazine pay the bills?  I don’t know, is it a Scottish thing?  I know I have at least one follower who lives in Scotland.  Tell me about Scottish Glass culture.  Make it up if you have to, just make it believable.  Luckily that won’t be hard because all Americans know about Scotland is Braveheart and the Loch Ness Monster or if we’re really well educated we know Haggis is a thing.  Most people don’t know what it is but they know they think it’s gross.  What I am saying is there is a lot of room for you to make up a story about Karen Gillan and glass blowing and the fabled Alban Glass Mines of Donald II.  Trust me, I won’t actually look it up to see if it’s true.  I mean, I am inclined to look fondly on whatever you tell me about the place because I know Karen Gillan is Scottish so I just assume the place has a lot of great things going on if you could afford to let her go.  It must be some sort of paradise.  Anyway, she looked great, she is great, more strange magazines with her in it please!  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

I started watching GLOW Last Night/In the Early Hours of The Morning Depending on Your Perspective and I quite liked the couple of episodes I saw.  I don’t think it is a life changing TV show but I think it is fun and funny and kind of grubby and prickly while ultimately being pretty feel good cause I have the feeling these lovable losers, well, it’s all going to work out for them.  I also have the feeling I will want to post a lot of cast members but they will get overlooked cause there are only so many days in a week and the episodes feel short and… I’ll be done in a couple of days.  Anyway, I was looking up who was who and one of the ones that stood out was the woman who played Rhonda.  I clicked on her name on IMDB and it looked like she had been in 100 things.  Many things I had seen but it was all listed as uncredited.  And I was like… was the an extra until now?  Who puts that on their IMDB?  And her name was Kate Nash but my brain wasn’t clicking until I saw they were all music credits.  At which point I was like, “No way, Kate Nash Kate Nash?”  I didn’t believe it and thought maybe IMDB linked to the wrong Kate Nash or something and did some checking but, yeah, it’s Kate Nash.  In my defense, this happens to me almost once a year, I see Kate Nash and go, that’s Kate Nash?  It looks nothing like Kate Nash.  She seems to look like a completely different person every year.  It’s insane.  And given I last posted her almost 5 years ago, I am willing to believe that if someone ever clicks the Kate Nash tag on my blog they might now believe the posts are about the same person.  Or that even all pictures in this post are the same person for that matter. I am glad to see her.  I knew her label had dropped her some time back because… well, she wanted to go one way and they wanted her to keep making the same song.  SO good for her.  I am glad she has a new thing.  Apparently she lives in America now, I didn’t even know.  But then I realized the last I remember was her handing out water bottles at the London Riots and… man, that’s been a long time.  It’s been a long time.  The days just blur together.  But I was excited to see her and she frankly looks great.  Like a completely different person and she might be some sort of actual literal shapeshifter but… hey, I like it.  I went and listened to Made of Bricks again.  Today I want to fuck Kate Nash.

Here is Madelaine Petsch who happens to be very pretty.  In case you didn’t know.  I have been very concerned lately that people might not know stuff like that I guess because I keep bringing it up.  Anyway, despite my Riverdale obsession all spring, I didn’t really expect to post anyone from the show again until the show came back because I am well aware of how my brain works.  Out of sight, out of mind.  But Madelaine Petsch keeps helpfully showing up at events and in photoshoots.  Which is good cause it means more pictures and more of her.  I just absolutely love her hair and I was having a discussion the other day about how pale skin works so much better for redheads than for almost anyone else.  Though, I think anything can work if you do it right.  But they seem to have an advantage there.  On the other hand, it’s getting really hot here and LA is notoriously sunny, so now I am just worried about if she can ever go outside or not.  I hope she has some system to hide her from the sun cause I don’t think that skin could take too much.  I have gotten off track, my point is she is very pretty and so today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.

Bella Thorne was in a photoshoot for.. who knows what?  I have looked and can find no information online, just some conflicting reports on who the photographer is but everywhere just says, “Bella Thorne Photoshoot”.  So uh… I guess it’s a mystery.  Who knows who it is for.  I mean, probably not for the Economist.  Just throwing that out there, because I have been a subscriber for over a decade and in my experience they don’t do photoshoots.  I think the closest I ever saw to that was that I think there was a picture of a young Yasser Arafat and an old Yasser Arafat in an article when he died.  And that doesn’t really count.  So Bella Thorne was in a photoshoot not for the Economist recently and I really liked how she looked in it.  So I am posting her here along with other pictures because I never post just one picture.  Today I want to fuck Bella Thorne.

Sorry for being boring this week and loading you up with Fan Bingbing and Jessica Chastain but here we go one more time.  I can’t help it, they’re the ones who keep looking great.  Besides, if this bothers you Cannes is over, they probably will take a break for a bit.  Anyway, Jessica Chastain continued to look good at the closing ceremony and I adore her.  So she’s here.  I don’t have anything deeper to say about it in the moment.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

My mind travels down some pretty strange paths sometimes, which is sometimes welcome and sometimes not welcome.  Like, Jessica Chastain, who I am posting today, looks like she is having a lot of fun in Cannes.  I hope she is.  It could all be a lie, she’s an extremely talented actress but you can’t live your life being that cynical.  Or you can but I promise you it leads nowhere good.  At some point you have to take a leap of faith and just embrace things you cannot be certain of.  In this case embracing the idea that a beautiful and talented woman might be enjoying a picturesque French town and the film festival associated with it is a very minor leap.  Embrace it.  You’ll be ok, I promise. Anyway, it got me thinking there is a very real chance that she might enjoy and appreciate her success more than others because it came a good bit later than it does for most actresses.  I feel like no matter how much you intellectually realize at 21 you are lucky to be successful, it will never be a thing you can truly feel until later, after life has gone around kicking the shit out of you for a decade or so.  Not that I think life was necessarily kicking the shit out of Jessica Chastain but I saw her guest spot on Veronica Mars when it aired and no one moves to LA to be a one off character on a TV show that was always threatened with cancellation.  So you know, I can imagine there were at least times that things felt bleak in her 20’s because there no doubt were people who thought that, you know, it would have happened already if it was going to.  So, getting success in her 30’s I can only imagine makes her more thankful for it now.  Anyway, back to how my brain works cause this is all about me in the end, that got me thinking about how Actresses also tend to have an age cap, and I think she’s escaped that, I hope she has, the world would be a poorer place with fewer Jessica Chastain performances, but that there is a soft ceiling on women being able to star in movies.  Well, they can transition into playing a mom but that’s really about it.  And that got me thinking about Professional athletes and how they often blow all their money once their career is over and there are often other issues and it’s like, yeah, no shit, it’s probably pretty bleak to be 34 and realize the thing you’ve done your entire life is over and you will never be good at it again.  Lot of empty hours to fill and squander money.  And you know, a lot of guys refuse to face it and continue to try and play because they’d rather embarrass themselves in front of 40,000 people than face their own mortality.  Which got me thinking about child stars and the chaos that often ensues post fame.  And how it’s all the terrible fear of our own mortality.  And how basically everything we do is to distract us from the fact that we’re dying. And I got there because Jessica Chastain wore a pretty dress to a premier and the hills behind her in another picture were really beautiful and she looked happy.  So my brain can be a real asshole is what I am saying.  But there is hope here, Jessica Chastain was 34 before almost anyone had heard of her.  So you know, it turns out there is lots of time for lots of people, your best days are ahead if you want them to be.  Now forget all this and look at the pictures to distract yourself from the fact that we are all inching closer to death with every breath we take.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Hey, so look who is here.  Jessica Chastain.  This was inevitable because she’s a juror at Cannes this year, which has quite frankly been fantastic for me. Since she is central to the festival she has been showing up at just everything and it means we are seeing more Jessica Chastain than we even see during awards season.  It is a delight.  She is working hard, which luckily is not a thing she’s afriad of unlike say… I dunno, to choose a random name Johnny Depp.  Part of me wishes we could see her ballot when this is all over because I just assume that whatever movies she likes must be great because she must have great taste.  Now, I realize you can be a good artist and still have bad taste but I am in general a fan of her selection of roles.  I mean, the movies are sometimes whatever but she is great and well, part of that might just be skill but I think she is good at identifying parts that have some meat to them.  So I hope that on top of that she is just good at… movieing?  I dunno, there won’t be a lack of lists of what was good at Cannes, I just guess I’d like her list.  Anyway, she is great and I love her so today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.