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I posted yesterday about being really tired and someone commented on my post about wouldn’t I rather have a nap.  And I responded along the lines of, “Why not both?”  Because I have never understood people who make foolish wishes.  Like, if you’re sitting around going, “God, I wish I had a nice tall glass of iced tea right now” and suddenly one pops in your hand you’re going to feel like a real jackass.  Cause you could have easily wished for a Pony instead and then you’d have a pony.  Instead you’re the chump who couldn’t be bothered to walk to the kitchen and now you’ve wasted your wish.  So, what I am saying is I am still really tired because of course I couldn’t actually sleep again last night and my life is a mess but like… I am leaning way more towards nap today but I still wouldn’t go nap cause I can just take one of those myself.  The only limitation there is logistics and self respect.  Luckily I am a genius so I can work out the logistics and I have never had that much self respect anyway.  So even as tired as I am today nap loses handily to Madelaine Petsch.  She is basically here because she’s really easy.  Having written that I immediately know how it looks.  I don’t know her and I make no judgments either way, I am not some 1950’s letterman, so I don’t really use the word “easy” like that. I just meant that this is a low effort post on my part because her pictures are doing all the heavy lifting.  I don’t have to write out like a list of bullet points on why it is reasonable for me to find her attractive.  She’s done all the hard work.  Like, really the only hurdle to this post is spelling her name.  I am so tired I am paranoid I will fuck it up because I am a shitty speller to begin with but you throw in the fact that both have extra letters and well… if I did I hope she can forgive me.  As for why she’s here?  Cause my phone dinged to tell me Riverdale is on tonight and my mind went down a rabbit hole.  Final episode.  Be there or be square.  Huh, maybe I am a 1950’s letterman after all.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.

So I caught up on this weeks Riverdale (the adaptation our favorite Grocery Store Digest, “Archie and the Gang Watch a Snuff Film”) in the early hours of the morning and you know, revelations episodes of shows are never as good. This was a fine episode but it wasn’t as great as earlier ones because you have to ignore character work and instead get the plot wheels spinning but you know, it was still good.  I still enjoyed myself.  I am not sure what they are doing next week but I am working off the assumption that it will be bananas.  Anyway, late in the episode as we got to focus on Cheryl it sort of hit me that man, Madelaine Petsch is just so hot.  Like, ridiculously so.  In their creepy nuevo-Gothic maple syrup mansion that really should have the sound of bats and like chains rattling or something played on a loop to really go for the aesthetic this family is going for, watching this and seeing Madelaine Petsch dressed in dark somber colors as she always is at home, I was like, Jesus, she’s so hot! Because she is.  So I am posting her today.  Today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.

I am dragging today guys.  It was one of those nights where I couldn’t fall asleep whatever I did so at 4 AM I was laying in bad listening to John Prine records.  Some people might say it’s unhealthy to listen to depressing country music alone in the dark at 4 AM but those people are asleep when I am awake and I turn my ringer off when I am asleep, so I don’t really have to listen to their negativity.  Anyway, the result is I am dragging today because man, the old gray mare ain’t what she used to be.  So this morning has been me discovering I am out of coffee and the store is like… so many blocks away.  So I have just sorta sat here listening to records.  I started with Elvis Costello and then moved on to Rilo Kiley and eventually I remembered that Jenny Lewis and Elvis Costello sang together on a track on Acid Tongue, so I basically have decided that my subconscious is a musical genius for such a clever transition from artist to related artist.  Now I am listening to Jawbreaker and have no idea how that fits in but I assure you if it makes no sense to it’s because it’s probably just too advanced for you to understand.  My brain is just that smart.  Wow, I didn’t start this to talk about how great I am but we ended up there.  This is supposed to be about how great Jenny Lewis is because honestly there aren’t many ills he voice can’t cure.  Or at the very least just listening to her sing is a very pleasant way to spend a morning that decent, productive people would point out was really the afternoon.  Today I want to fuck Jenny Lewis.

I guess the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie is right around the corner but I hope it never gets here.  Not because of any ill will towards the movie, I bet it’s going to be great and I really want to see it.  It’s just that I have seen more Karen Gillan in the past week than in the previous year.  So if we could maybe push back the wide release for like… 8 months or so that would be great.  Then we could just get Karen Gillan going from city to city for special premiers.  It would be great, when was the last time Peoria got a red carpet?  Probably never!  Give Peoria their moment in the sun guys.  That’s right, this isn’t selfishly motivated, this is just me worried about the people in cities that I actually am not entirely sure what state they are in without looking it up.  Does it play in Peoria?  Well, it should.  And I should get pictures of Karen Gillan there. That’s all I am saying.  I mean, come on, Marvel, my idea isn’t any dumber than shit your VP of sales has said.  Well, fingers crossed, for now here is Karen Gillan who I will savor while I can.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

So there was a premier for the new Guardians of the Galaxy last night and that’s a nice surprise!  It kind of snuck up on me, I didn’t realize it was out so soon.  I haven’t even had time to get excited about it.  I would say I am not excited at all really but that sounds wrong.  I know it will be great, I think my mind has been so preoccupied by other things that I just haven’t had time to get excited.  I am pretty sure the two week of press assaults about this will change all that around though and by May 5th I’ll be desperate to see the movie.  Oh marketing, you own us all deep down.  Anyway, I am posting Karen Gillan cause I almost always do when she shows up somewhere.  I love her. She is just a bundle of charm and talent and beauty and I think it’s a crime the world doesn’t get more of her.  In some form.  I mean, I am not really particular as to what form (I have to say, Selfie was probably the best we were going to get and the show was a riot but the world didn’t watch it. Maybe we don’t deserve her).  As proof of how much I want more of her I will point out I posted her after she wore that yellow thing last night which is pretty unexciting.  I mean, I like her shoes, those are pretty sharp but the rest is so what.  But it doesn’t matter cause she showed up and that’s basically enough for me.  She is just great and so today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

Sorry this is late guys, real life stuff.  Late last night I caught up on Riverdale and yes, I still love the show.  It’s epic and crazy and fantastic and I am just ready for next season to crash and burn because how do you keep up this level of insane?  I have no idea but at least mixed in with that we have talented beautiful people to look at.  Madelaine Petsch looked amazing in this episode. Just like… some sort of venomous creature.  You know she’s dangerous and will destroy you but you can’t look away because nature has given her some ridiculous level of beauty that demands the eyes until it’s just too late, you’re dead.  Also, she has nice hair.  I feel like I should point that out because my dear friend Katherine always does and I agree with her so I wanted to point that out as well.  Anyway, here is Madelaine Petsch and you know, try Riverdale if you’re into that kind of thing.  If it sounds like the off the wall nonsense you might like it is fantastic.  Today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.

For the middle of the week there were a surprising number of things last night that generated pictures of people I would be tempted to post.  And to be honest Jessica Chastain almost made it yesterday but I was so tired and out of it that I just felt like I couldn’t do her justice.  But she’s here today because of everyone I saw, Jessica Chastain was the only one wearing a dress I actually liked.  It’s a shame when it’s like, “Wow, she looks so good from the neck up but uh… what is with that fringe?  That is just not a good choice”.  Luckily with Jessica Chastain I very rarely have to do that.  Even the stuff that is kind of a miss usually has a simple elegance to it because of course she embodies elegance and grace in a way that feels so natural and just a part of her being I have to assume it has taken countless hours of practice.  Anyway, she looked good at more premiers for the Zoo Keeper’s Wife and now at CinemaCon and so here she is because today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Jessica Chastain almost showed up like 3 times this week and each time someone else got posted, which is a pretty clear sign that I have made a mistake because she is fantastic.  She really was one of two or three people each day I was going to post and for some reason didn’t.  Well, she’s here now because she is doing all of this press for the Zookeeper’s Wife and I have mixed feelings about a movie I have not seen at all yet.  This is mainly because I am dead tired and the older I get the more this impacts me and I guess I am a crank.  I usually don’t judge movies I haven’t seen because that seems fucking stupid.  But part of me is going, “Another Holocaust Drama?”  Not that there are too many but they often tonally are the same and I feel like Jessica Chastain can make any role interesting at the same time I would like to see something that utilizes her better, I feel like all Holocaust stuff is the same sort of award baity stuff.  You could plug almost anyone in.  Then I realize this is beyond dumb because I know nothing about the movie.  Nothing.  I am an idiot.  I just need Jessica Chastain’s output to be superhuman I think.  She’s already in like 2 movies every year but I think I am going to need 20-30 a year to really scratch that itch.  Some might say I am being unreasonable but I have already kind of forgotten what I said because I am really tired.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

So here is Anastasia Scheglova because she appeared in this add for watches where she was wearing some neon colored wigs and really not much else. I mean, like really, just flat out full frontal nudity in some, just a naked girl in a bright yellow or blue wig.  Well, a watch as well.  And in a couple with another naked girl draped across her.  Not sure that really makes someone more covered up though. I guess that’s a good way to advertise a watch though?  I mean, I didn’t wake up this morning planning on talking about watches yet here I am, talking about watches.  It’s effective.  Anyway, I am a sucker for ridiculous hair color and silly wigs so she made it here today.  Today I want to fuck Anastasia Scheglova.

So not just one but two new photoshoots in magazines showed up with Jessica Chastain and obviously I knew I would be posting her today because Jessica Chastain is like that A-number-1 Boss of New York as far as I am concerned.  She is just a great actress but also, it turns out really pretty to look at.  And I thought she looked really pretty and it’s basically that simple.  I adore her, she showed up, she gets posted.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.