Tag: Scarlett Johansson

I started reading a book last night and it was quite good.  I read a lot of it.  There is a magic to a good book that really can’t be duplicated anywhere else.  But I was reading this book and in it it was describing this actress at a dinner party.  It made the wise choice of a lot of good fiction in that it didn’t get specific in the description, instead it gives you enough of a rough outline to fill everything else in yourself.  It’s more powerful that way.  She was beautiful but more so was the kind of attractive that caused people to lean closer without even noticing, just needing to be nearer, people were possessed by her beauty.  As I was reading it occurred to me that the image in my head was Scarlett Johansson.  Well, not her but her exact twin because personality wise it wasn’t a fit.  But that is where my brain seemed to go when imagining someone of unequaled beauty, someone who is so attractive you can feel it through the page.  This actually makes a lot of sense as I think I have been attracted to Scarlett Johansson longer than anyone else I have posted.  Now, I could be wrong, there could be someone else, I haven’t exactly done my due diligence here but it has been 14 years that I have found myself attracted to her.  It sounds like a joke but I have been to your tumblrs, that is quite literally longer than some of my followers have been a live (do your parents know the kind of blogs you follow? Tsk). Anyway, I am just thinking about her this morning because.. she is beautiful.  There is a lot more to her and why I find her appealing but today she is here because she is beautiful.  Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

Hey look, it’s Scarlett Johasson again.  Good weekend if you like her. Bad if you don’t I suppose but if you don’t like her it’s probably time to reassess you life choices anyway. She hosted Saturday Nihgt Live last night and I watched and… hey, it turns out I am attracted to Scarlett Johansson guys.  I know, it’s a big surprise for all of us.  So here she is again, second day in a row because today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

I saw Avengers yesterday, which really should surprise no one.  It also should surprise no one that Scarlett Johansson is here because… um, she’s Scarlett Johansson.  Now, I have a friend who told me she expects Elizabeth Olsen to start showing up and watching the movie, yeah, I can see that, I can see people being like, “Wow, look at her”  But for me it’s still all Scarlett.   Part of it is that I have been attracted to her for… let me check to make sure my math is good… uh 14 years.  Cause I thought she was hot in Ghost World. So that is going to influence me because… well, very few celebrities have that staying power with me.  But I think maybe the better explanation is that Scarlet Witch is one of my favorite Avengers and always has been.  I have basically never cared about Black Widow at all.  Yet when I watch the movies, I am struck by how amazing Black Widow is.  She is awesome.  I think of the scene where she and Captain America are in a truck in Winter Soldier and she is just giving him a hard time and it’s like, yeah, she’s great, I would like to hang out with her.  I feel like that is the best tribute I can give to Scarlett Johansson, she took a character I don’t really care that much about and made her someone I think is great and it doesn’t feel like a betrayal of the character or someone different.  Basically, her presence makes things better.  Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

So this morning I made a post and then apparently forgot to click post, so it was just sitting here on my computer open.  I was wondering why it got zero notes.  Like my good buddy femalecelebrityoftheday even sent me a message and didn’t like it and I was like, wow, he’s really sore about being only 3rd in my tumblr crushes.  It turns out though that the issue was that I just didn’t hit post.  This was fate giving me a second chance I guess.  Not that there was anything wrong with it but i had forgotten today is the 3rd anniversary of me starting this blog.  So yes, I now have been doing this strange thing for 3 years.  It started as kind of a joke and now it’s.. I dunno, just my creepy blog that some people seem to like.  Anyway, my first ever entry was Scarlett Johnasson.  And that is why she is here.  Not because I am honoring that but because I went to go double check the date and saw that it was indeed March 4th that I started the blog and saw the pictures and was like, “Man, Scarlett Johnasson is so hot”.  It honestly doesn’t take much to get me to post her, just a reminder that she’s alive (if you don’t like her you are so lucky she’s a movie star.  If she was on TV every week this blog would have a weekly post of her).  Anyway, here she is, she is actually my 5th most commonly posted person.  Oh hell, let me take a screenshot because at least femalecelebrityoftheday will want to see my stupid stats. 

Anyway, she is gorgeous and talented and man she is hot. That’s all I have to say really except that once again today I want to fuck Scarlett Johnasson.

Here is Scarlett Johansson because I could think of no greater gift for Christmas to give people than Scarlett Johansson.  She is marvelously talented and outrageously beautiful.  As a matter of fact there are very few people I know who don’t find her attractive.  And those people are generally wrong about most things so it isn’t stunning.  So a gift for girls and boys of all ages for all of you.  Merry Christmas!  Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

Thanksgiving is over and I picked up a cold.  It was worth it though because I had fun and it was my niece who gave me the cold.  Seeing her was worth like 20 colds.  The downside is though that this is my 1000th pick ever.  I was going to hold parades and parties and be excited but I am not feeling that up for it so we’re going to have a more low key affair today.  I have picked Scarlett Johansson cause I just got done napping and woke up thinking about her.  This works very well because she was my first ever pick.  There is some symmetry to that which is nice.  Anyway, I can totally get you guys some stats here because I assume everyone reading this loves stats.  I assume this because I love stats because I am a huge nerd and you know… let’s be honest, you’re probably a huge nerd.  I bet at least femalecelebrityoftheday will appreciate it.  That’s a guy who I am sure loves stats.  Here is a list of my top 32 picks.  You might say 32 is a strange number!  You’d be right.  Normally I would have a bullshit explination but I am tired and will admit it’s because there is a 4 way tie for 29th overall and that’s where my buddy pigeonfoo is so I might as well go that far so she gets a mention and someone decides to like… I dunno, throw money at her or whatever?  I don’t actually know how modelling works.  I think space ships are involved?

Also for stats 148 different girls have been American, 36 English, 19 Canadian, 9 Australian, 4 Scottish, 3 Indian, and then a lot of countries 2 or 1 times.  I have picked 124 brunettes 517 times, 87 blondes 413 times, 34 redheads 108 times, and then a bunch of girls who don’t fit those.  Scarlett Johansson was my first pick though.  She is beautiful and talented and frankly sexier than most people on the list.  She’s always done sexy well.  And her body of work has gotten so strong since I started this blog, she is really in the most interesting part of her career.  So there you have it, 1000 picks and this one is the same as the first because it is still true that today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

I rewatched The Winter Soldier last night because I was in the mood for something awesome and it was something awesome.  I love the movie, I feel like I made that clear when it originally came out but in case you don’t remember and you’ve been wondering what I think about it there you go.  It rules.  Also among things that are awesome and rule?  Scarlett Johansson.  She is gorgeous and talented and gorgeous.  Seriously gorgeous.  I don’t know why this posted ended up all black and white except it got that was after a few pictures and I embraced it.  It’s ok because she looks good in anything, black and white included and today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

I finally got to see Under the Skin and Scarlett Johansson is easily in the most interesting stretch of her career ever.  I wasn’t really sure what to expect with this movie because I knew the basics of it but I also knew that the internet basically turned it into just poor quality screenshots of Scarlett Johansson naked.  I also was talking to someone last week who told me the movie was just a Species rip off where nothing happens.  I can say after having watched it this is the opinion of a deeply boring person.  This was interesting, as a lot of her work has been, because it sticks with you afterwards.  I am still uncertain how I feel about it.  As someone who watches a lot of disposable media I really appreciate this.  I mean, I watch just a ton of really, really bad movies that follow rote plots and you know I have to check my letterboxd account to see if I have seen stuff before because I certainly can’t remember it.  To me the greatest thing art can do is affect you.  So for me even if I am left wondering if a movie is good or not  the fact that I am still thinking about it later is thrilling, unpacking what it means.  At it’s core this is a deeply strange movie but much like the wonderful Her I would say it’s about isolation.  Maybe a little about loneliness.  Maybe alienation is the best word.  I enjoyed watching it, I am not sure if I think it was good or just noteworthy.  I also question the alertness of Scottish men since Scarlett Johansson just shows up in a van, picks them up, vaguely flirt and they don’t seem to bat an eye.  Cause, you know, some of this was filmed with hidden cameras and real people.  I guess that sort of thing is just common over there.  Whatever the reason I am still thinking about the movie and I am still thinking about Scarlett Johansson, who you may know I am a fan of.  A big fan.  And today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

So I was rewatching Avengers cause I can’t sleep and because it was that or mean girls and when conferring with a friend she reminded me she did not like the Avengers and because I am a contrarian I had to rewatch the Avengers.  It is fun to be a contrarian because you get to act like you are an iconoclast marching to your own beat when really your just as much a slave to your impulses, your impulse just happens to be to zag when everyone else is zigging.  Anyway, this gets me to Scarlett Johansson who I was discussion also and the fact that A) she is mega hot and B) I have been into her since she was like 17 (which is less creepy than it sounds because we’re pretty close in age).  I suppose that could also be a contrarian thing, choosing to really be into this girl no one else has heard of because you liked her in Ghost World and the Man who Wasn’t There and so on.  There might be an element of that but i am probably not introspective enough to ever know.  I choose to think it’s because I have fantastic taste because let’s be honest, I was totally right.  I mean, right?  I called it guys.  I saw a pretty girl and I was like that girl is pretty.  Totally nailed it.  13 years later and I am still right.  Because she is amazing.  And today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.