Good News everybody! I have been getting asked almost as long as I have had this blog if I knew of any other blogs like it (the answer is yes, a couple, I have pointed them out but my ask box is open if you want links). More specifically I get asked, “Is there a blog like your but that’s about guys?" Now, I won’t say there will never be a guy posted here because I am unwilling to make that kind of commitment but it seems unlikely. Either way this blog will never be about guys. But now there is one that is Fitty of the Day. So there you go, she’s a nice girl and she will post guys, knock yourself out, I am following it and you should to. I am sure it will be well worth your time. Anyway, all that did get me thinking about my blog, Scarlett Johansson was my first ever entry because she was who I wanted that day. I never thought anyone would care about this blog and figured people would find it creepy. I am sure LOTS of people find it creepy but they don’t tell me so. I have way more followers than I ever expected and I am glad that other people feel some sort of connection with all of this. It’s really a lot of fun, I would encourage everyone to make one for themselves. Anyway, all of that has nothing to do with Scarlett, she’s just here because she’s gorgeous and I started thinking about her and now I can’t stop. Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.
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Scarlet Johansson is here today and I can’t really say I have a special reason. A lot of the time I have some sort of story about how I saw this or saw that or whatever that caused me to pick whoever. Not that I think anyone cares, I can’t really imagine anyone logging in to tumblr, scrolling through their dash, and then in a fit of rage overturning their desk while screaming, “This pick is bullshit! I demand a valid reason for this person to be fucked! You can’t just desire people willy nilly!" Though I’ll be honest, if you do have this reaction PLEASE contact me, your outlook on life fascinates me. Be warned, I’ll probably try to piss you off more, I like pushing buttons. Anyway, Scarlett Johansson is here today and I expect few complaints because most people seem to think she is hot. Well I do, too! So hooray for hotness, hooray for Scarlet, hooray for today, I want to fuck Scarlet Johansson.
I like Scarlett Johansson a lot. There is a very good chance this isn’t really a surprise unless you’re a new follower. I woke up this morning thinking about her. It’s such a strange phenomena, the way sometimes we wake up thinking about something with no real reason. Were we dreaming about it and forgot? I guess it’s just a quirk in how our synapses fire, sometimes I wake up singing something like a 4 Non Blondes song and obviously that isn’t because of all the radio play it’s getting recently. When it happens with someone like Scarlett I don’t mind, there are worse things to think first thing in the morning than, “Gosh, Scarlett Johansson is pretty”. I should point out Scarlett Johansson is pretty. Also very sexy. I happen to like her a lot and today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.
I can’t believe it took me this long but I finally bought Avengers on DVD on the way home this afternoon and am currently hiding away as Sandy does her best to drown my city. So Avengers is playing and as such… bam, Scarlett Johansson. Not a lot to explain there, she is incredibly hot in general, I happen to like her a lot as evidenced by all the times I have posted her, add to that the fact that she is just amazing looking in Avengers and… well, no duh, she’s here. I am not even sure what to say other than that, for a girl who says she doesn’t really care much about being a sex symbol she certainly pulls it off well. If only all of us could be so good at things we don’t care about. My point is I don’t have the words, she’s gorgeous and today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.
So AMC is currently playing 8 Legged Freaks for it’s Fearfest. I will put aside the fact that every year I watch a lot of Fearfest despite like 99% of the movies being ones I have seen before. It’s a sickness, a horror movie is on TV and it suddenly feels special because it’s on TV, even if say, I could stream the same movie on Netflix. The important thing here though isn’t spiders or the fact that I have seen a David Arquette movie like 15 times (it’s not the only one, thanks Scream franchise), the point here is it has a pre fame Scarlett Johansson. She is not pre hot however. I can’t be 100% certain as things get lost in the haze of memories but I think this was the second thing I ever saw her in, I know the first was Ghost World. I adore this movie, it is fun, and Scarlett is just very nice looking. It’s always like a little prize when someone from a horror movie later emerges as a major league actor but the prize just doubles here because she’s so pleasant to look at. So, it’s that simple, I’m watching this and we’ve just passed into a new day and I can confidently say that today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.
I can’t believe it’s been 3 months since I last posted Scarlett Johansson. Or maybe I can, this is kind of the issue with movie stars, what they are in just doesn’t show up as often. It isn’t like I get to see her every week or hear her song every day and she isn’t someone who pops up all the time in picture either, though I am not sure why. Lord knows the paparazzi likes her but nothing too stunning comes out. I guess she doesn’t do a lot of red carpet stuff? I have no clue honestly but it’s a shame because you know, I really like her. I mean obviously, if you’ve been around you remember the lead up and aftermath to Avengers, she was here all the time. I have no incident that sparked her being here today really, other than the fact that I was thinking about the comic book movies that came out this year and that lead to thinking about her. And thus she’s here, gorgeous as always, today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.
I think this blog has taught me I like Scarlett Johansson more than I realized. I mean, I knew I liked her. I have had a thing for her for more than a decade at this point which is kind of impressive enough cause I am usually so fickle. But I didn’t realize I thought about her so much, like lots of celebrities that have been in the spot light a long time I didn’t really think she came up that often in my thought process but man… she does. It turns out she does a lot. Well, here she is again, I guess it’s obvious that yet again today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.
Scarlett was my first ever entry here and obviously has made her share of appearances but that said she completely slips from my thoughts sometimes. With Avengers out and seen I haven’t seen her much. No media appearances, no watching Avengers, no Scarlett. So out of sight out of mind. And here I am going through my tumblr feed and someone posts a screen shot of IMDB and there happens to be Scarlett’s head shot somewhere on there and BAM just like that Scarlett on my mind. Which I suppose is all I need to say about how attractive I find her, it doesn’t take much for her to suddenly be at the forefront of my thinking. So because of random screenshots and her stunning beauty today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.
Yes, yes, Scalett Johansson again. I am aware I have a problem. The problem being she’s not here right now. That would solve lots of problems, her showing up. I am aware I have offered to fire up the toaster oven and make some mean pizza bagels for Kristen Bell in the past as well but this isn’t a betrayal, I have a really big heart so there’s room for both of them. What I’m saying is I’m willing to share. Anyway, back to Scarlett, when I first saw her it was in Ghost World and I didn’t even notice the boobs. I was enamored with her face, which is very pretty and interesting looking and she has just the best lips. So nice. Eight Legged Freaks just kept me going with this line of thinking, she had a great little pout going. Very kissable lips. Eventually it dawned on me there is a lot more going on everywhere else but today I am thinking about the lips and they are why today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.
You know what? Fuck it, I want Scarlett Johansson all over again. I just saw the Avengers, I loved it and good god, she is so hot it hurts. I try not to repeat myself too much and never have done the same person two days in a row but… well now I have. I can’t help it, I just spent two and half hours with her and I want more. Just give me half that time alone and I’d die happy. To be frank, today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.
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