So AMC is currently playing 8 Legged Freaks for it’s Fearfest.  I will put aside the fact that every year I watch a lot of Fearfest despite like 99% of the movies being ones I have seen before.  It’s a sickness, a horror movie is on TV and it suddenly feels special because it’s on TV, even if say, I could stream the same movie on Netflix.  The important thing here though isn’t spiders or the fact that I have seen a David Arquette movie like 15 times (it’s not the only one, thanks Scream franchise), the point here is it has a pre fame Scarlett Johansson.  She is not pre hot however.  I can’t be 100% certain as things get lost in the haze of memories but I think this was the second thing I ever saw her in, I know the first was Ghost World.  I adore this movie, it is fun, and Scarlett is just very nice looking.  It’s always like a little prize when someone from a horror movie later emerges as a major league actor but the prize just doubles here because she’s so pleasant to look at.  So, it’s that simple, I’m watching this and we’ve just passed into a new day and I can confidently say that today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.