Tag: Singer

I was talking to a friend a couple of weeks ago now about Katy Perry and she said something about how her favorite pictures of her are the ones where she seems playful.  And I kind of agreed and said something about her confidence but the playful thing stuck with me.  It stuck with me because I often try to kind of dissect why she does things that should be ridiculous but end up being sexy.  Or attractive.  Or whatever, the reaction to Katy Perry wearing riding a giant horse on stage isn’t typically an eye roll.  And the playful comment stuck with me because I think that is a big factor.  It could very well all be an act, a bit of calculation, but if it is then she is very good at selling it because it is playful.  She very much seems to be having fun.  So yeah, she is confident and she owns it but the fact that she always seems to be having the time of her life is also attractive.  It’s infectious.  It’s something that takes some people years to learn, being a dour kill joy doesn’t make you deep and it doesn’t make you fun to be around, someone who seems to be doing what they want and loving it?  Most people are drawn to that.  So Katy Perry seems to dress in cat costumes or fireworks dresses or whatever for no reason more than it is a lot of fun to wear crazy costumes.  And that is the best reason to do something like that. It also clearly registers with a lot of people because one or two people seem to like her.  I like her.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

I often declare a “winner” of various events that gather celebrities.  Usually award shows or something but sometimes other events.  I do this because in general I assume every person on the internet is deeply concerned as to what my opinion is on these things.  This is because I am a dangerously unhinged egomaniac but it’s all good because at least I am a self-aware dangerously unhinged egomaniac.  I have never declared a winner for the CFDA Fashion Awards before because until late last night I had no fucking clue they existed.  Now I know and Rihanna won.  And you might think this is because she was basically naked and you wouldn’t be entirely wrong because as much as my attraction to her is an up and down roller coaster of an experience she is undeniably beautiful and almost naked is a good look on her.  But also that dress is amazing, see through or not it just is amazing.  Her is where I sound like the yokel who got kicked in the head by a mule but I really like shiny things.  But I mean it, that dress, the way it shimmers and drapes and yes, her amazing body, it just creates something that is impossible to look away from.  So she won, I have been thinking about it since last night and she won.  Today I want to fuck Rihanna.

So today is kind of… I dunno, momentous?  No, that’s a silly way of putting something that doesn’t matter.  What I am saying is this is the 41st time I have picked Katy Perry which means as of today she, not Kate Upton, is the person I have picked the most on this blog.  So it’s interesting because when I started this blog I would have said I was attracted to Katy Perry sure but I wasn’t obsessed or anything.  I don’t think I realized how attracted I was to her, or maybe how often I was attracted to her?  Because she still is not someone I think about all the time, she just kind of trumps all others when she does pop up on my radar.  Because she is very attractive but also there is just like an attitude to her.  I dunno, she seems to be ok with being silly but at the same time there is a sexiness about her.  I mean, she dresses ridiculously but rather than it being ridiculous it works for her.  I have talked about that before, I don’t know what that is, confidence, careful calculation, being true to herself.  Who knows but it all works. She is very attractive and today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

I think everyone who has followed me is going to be used to the narrative of this post.  It’s the same thing very, very often.  I had some inklings about who I might post today, my brain was shaping and idea or two but hadn’t solidified on any one thing yet.  Then there was Katy Perry in a tight white sweater.  That picture has been bouncing around for a few days and every time I find myself drawn to it.  Anyway, it popped up again today and it was a pretty high quality version and I was looking at it and looking at it and it was like, welp, I’m doomed, I’m posting Katy Perry.  Cause no one else is topping her now, she just looks too good.  So today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

Here is Charli XCX because she looked flat out amazing the other night at the Billboard thing.  It’s the first picture.  She looked very good.  I am not always right about these things but it also seems like she is on the cusp of being a very big deal.  I mean, she’s already a big deal in certain circles but like… mainstream big?  I dunno, I’m kinda rambling cause I don’t know what to say really besides the fact that I like her style, I think she is extremely talented, and I think she has a sexy voice.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Here is Katy Perry cause uh… Katy Perry?  I don’t even know where to start cause I have posted her so much.  I just happen to like Katy Perry.  It isn’t like I am exactly mining new ground here, for this blog or in general, to say she happens to be very attractive.  But she happens to be very attractive.  She looks very good.  She has a distinctive style.  She has an enjoyable personality.  I am not really sure what else I could say about her, I dig her.  When I first started this blog I showed it to someone maybe 2 or 3 months after it launched.  Their first comment was, “Boy, you sure like Katy Perry”.  This surprised me because I didn’t think that was the take away.  She was at that time, like now, the second most common person I posted.  I hadn’t realized it then, though.  Like, I knew she was attractive, I knew I found her attractive, but until I started making daily posts about who I find attractive I did not realize how attractive I found her.  Or that I was way into Katherines. Now I guess I know.  She is impressive.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

So today I am posting Rihanna because Rihanna has looked remarkably good recently. At least, I think she has.  That’s probably all that matter given that I am the person who decides who to post.  It would take skill beyond mine to do a blog like this based on who other people are attracted to at the moment.  Anyway, Rihanna is odd in that there are bouts of intense attraction to her and then bouts of man I don’t give a fuck.  I am not sure why some people are like that for me but some people are like that for me.  She is like that for me but the Met Ball, a few photoshoots recently,  even some tweets and it’s like, man, today I want to fuck Rihanna.

I read not too long ago something about Katy Perry was going to take some time off or something and then I thought about the fact that maybe I guess I hadn’t seen her much recently.  Then I felt vaguely sad because the world is a better place when I get brand new pictures of Katy Perry to look at because Katy Perry is gorgeous and also tends to make me smile by being a little ridiculous.  Well, good news, I dunno when she started taking a break but given these concert photos from this week I guess it’s over.  And there is plenty of ridiculous as well.  She looks great and I mean giant flower microphones are pretty sweet.  My favorite is the pink catsuit cause… I tend to like catsuits.  It’s a whole thing, probably better not to get into.  Thing is I saw these pictures and I was excited because it means more pictures of Katy Perry.  Also it meant obviously she was going to be posted cause I am pretty much helpless when pictures of her surface, it forced everyone else out of my brain. So here you are, enjoy, today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

I can’t really explain why I am attracted to Charli XCX.  Now that I have typed that I realize that potentially sounds very insulting.  I don’t mean it to be, I am not saying like, “Why the fuck would anyone think she’s hot”.  The are obvious reasons why someone would be attracted to her, rather I mean I am having difficulty articulating it.  She is fascinating to me in that she makes music that is very much not for me and yet I find it bold and interesting in conception and execution.  Yet still not for me.  Which also sounds insulting I suppose but again is not, I mean even though she makes a music I am inclined not to like I still find myself having to appreciate it on some level just because she is that interesting.  Or maybe it’s like this, poets will tell you the single rose growing out of a cold and gray stone wall is more beautiful than a field of roses.  Charli XCX feels like in the past year she has popped up on lots of tracks helping people out and to be honest she is always far and away the best thing on them.  The best.  So maybe she is like that single rose.  Or maybe I just can’t put this one into words and we can just say she’s pretty and kinda sexy and there is a certain something about her that means today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

So I woke up today thinking about Katy Perry and I don’t know why.  It felt like it had been a long time since i posted her but it turns out it has just been 3 weeks.  Which I guess is a long time because this is the 37th time I’ve posted her so she shows up a lot.  Her hair is green right now but I didn’t put up any pictures of that.  Mainly because most of them are like paparazzi pictures and I am generally not a fan, besides being kind of creepy I don’t get the appeal of blurry pictures of a girl hiding her face with her hand as she gets out of a cab.  To each their own!  So anyway, here she is(I think the gif is by Queenc-X, I never save stuff from tumblr and now realize since i did on this one I have no idea where it came from) I like Katy, obviously, she’s very attractive, I am still out of it from a mix of no sleep and pain so I’ll just finish up and say today I want to fuck Katy Perry.