Human beings are unique among mammals in that we have big breasts.  Well, half of us do, even the smallest human female breast is pretty damn big compared to every other creature’s.  There have been theories as to why but one that is given a lot of credence now has to do with our face.  Humans are born with abnormally large heads, like 5 times bigger than our heads should be when compared with other primates.  This is because we are born with giant brains.  For our giant heads to pass through bipedal hips we need flat faces.  Almost all other primates have a muzzle or snout that allows their mouth to stick out from their head.  We do not.  Other primate nipples are attached firmly against the ribs but if a human baby had to deal with this it would block the nose and prevent breathing.  Now nose placement is pretty much hardwired in mammals, it’s above the mouth and between the eyes.  That would be hard to change but breast size, evolution can work with that.  Thus babies can feed and breathe.  Thus they can have flat faces.  Thus we can have giant brains.  What I am saying is the reason I have the cognitive capacity to write this every day is because of boobs.  The reason this website exists is because of boobs.  We have the internet because of boobs.  And electricity… well that natural but our ability to harness it?  Boobs.  We can thank boobs for human civilization.  Thank you boobs.  So really, when it comes down to it boobs are why I can post Kelly Brook today.  Coincidentally, boobs are a large part of why I am posting Kelly Brook today.  Boobs guys.  They’re amazing.  If you have them, stop and realize you’re the reason humanity has cool shit.  If you don’t have them, be nice to people who do because without them you’d be a dumbass who couldn’t read this.  Because boobs rule.  And they’re why today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.