So yesterday’s Kate Upton post proved to be the most popular post about Kate Upton in a long time.  I can only assume this is because of America and patriotic fervor.  As such I have decided this is 4th of July weekend. It’s not just a day anymore, we’re the 9th fattest country in the world, we need some space to spread out and relax.  It’s a 3 day weekend now.   Thus here is Emily Ratajkowski.  Because America guys. America.  Look guys, I was a history major at one point in my life so I know my shit, and when Benjamin Franklin invented electricity even he couldn’t have known how it would change the world.  But we all know, don’t we?  That’s right, we do, so I am going to go ahead and say that if you don’t like and reblog this there is a very real chance your precious iPhone will melt in your hand.  Or blow up.  Or travel back in time to kill your mother before you were born.  My point is there are some catastrophic consequences out there, it’s just how time travel works.  Trust me, I know, I was a history major.  Now, some might say I am just wrapping myself in the flag to use it as a shield to pursue my own self interests.  To that I say what is more American than that, commie?  Well, Girls in bikini tops for one.  I know because I get up in America and posters of girls in bikinis were everywhere.  And American flags.  Well Emily Ratajkowski has managed to combine both of those things into one picture.  Because America, guys.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.