I thought I was joking yesterday when I declared this America weekend or whatever (which is funny on it’s own because let’s be honest, every weekend is America weekend) but here I am posting McKayla Maroney who should fill us all with Patriotic fervor.  Or at least respect.  Which is going to lead me down a path of lecturing people I don’t know so buckle up!  I continue to see basically two sets of comments about her, one where people refer to her as like… we’ll shorten the phrase to tease and the other where people basically talk about how she is a remarkably frivolous person for posting vines of herself being goofy.  These bother me for lots of reasons, the tease one cause, um, no, you’ve never met her, or probably any of the celebrities you attach that too.  They aren’t teasing you.  They don’t actually give a fuck about you because they don’t even know you exist.  That’s kind of human nature though, we often forget that we are not the smartest, cleverest center of the universe.  And yeah, she probably forgets that, too, given that she works the angles pretty hard in her selfies.  That’s part of being young though, you think adults are stupid and never put together than you didn’t invent shit.  I promise you there were artists angling just so when doing self portraits 200 years ago.  The second… the idea that having fun or you know, not caring if you look silly somehow lowers a person’s worth.  Well, first, maybe you should take yourself out of the habit of going around judging human worth because… that’s a really dangerous dehumanizing path but also just stop watching.  Your life will be so much richer if you stop consuming stuff you hate.  I promise.  And then finally I just included the final gifs because I want to point out that McKayla Maroney can do a thing with her body no one reading this can. Unless you happen to be a world class gymnast.  If you are drop me a line, I am fascinated by what you do and basically want to know how you don’t throw up after doing flips like that.  Seriously, sometimes I sit funny and my back gets sore and then I am just like, “Fuck today” and give up on doing anything productive, so your world is strange and foreign to me.  Anyway, I should probably have some way to pull this all together but I don’t  Sometimes things just don’t work out, maybe that will make you feel better when you sublimate your jealousy of youth into anger at youth.  Don’t worry, their lives are going to be full of disappointment one day, too!  So, you know, because America… today I want to fuck McKayla Maroney.