Christmas is right around the corner and here is Candice Swanepoel.  You might wonder what those two things have to do with each other.  The answer is nothing!  They just are both true.  I kinda don’t have a ton to say.  Today is one of those days where I was hemming and hawing about who to pick and I settled on Candice Swanepoel because there are always pictures of Candice Swanepoel waiting to be placed on the internet.  It’s science fact.  If you blink there will be new ones.  Which works out ok on account of her being quite attractive.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.