So I had a dream last night that Taylor Swift won all the awards and people were pretty angry about it.  I mean she won all the awards.  Like best new rap artist and Best Visual Effects and so on.  People were pretty upset but in my dream for whatever reason my attitude was, “Who cares, awards are bullshit”.  Which is true.  Awards are bullshit, stop caring.  All these major awards are industries giving themselves awards.  I knew this kid in Elementary school who used to cut up blue construction paper in art class and make herself blue ribbons declaring her the best at this and that.  Even then I knew it was bullshit, there wasn’t very intense vetting going on in that awards process.  Like the only qualifier to be the best there was being the first person to get scissors and construction paper.  So, you know, awards don’t really matter.  And sometimes people need to feel special.  Actually, scratch that, everyone needs to feel special.  No one wants to go through life never feeling special.  Some people maybe need it too badly but in general people have that need.  So try not to be to hard on anyone.  That said, yeah, you can get mad if Taylor Swift ends up winning awards for things she is in no way associated with.  Because that would be silly.  This doesn’t really have a point I guess, I just rambled on about my dreams.  Which is a pretty lame entry but ask yourself, who is really the lame one because apparently you read all the way to this point.  Sucker.  Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.