So there was an amFar Gala last night and that’s always good.  It’s a good cause.  It tends to get nice looking people nicely dressed and gathered into a single place.  So, good news all around.  And there were indeed some options to choose from last night.  Victoria Justice’s dress was fantastic.  I loved it.  She was almost here. But you know… it turns out Scarlett Johansson is beautiful. And, you know, I like a good tux.  But mostly it’s the fact that she’s beautiful. Given I have posted her almost 50 times you think I would have figured it out before now.  Oh well, I am here to break the news.  Scarlett Johansson is beautiful.  And you know, she’s single now again and I have had a thing for her since like 2001.  So, you know… look, I know it’s a slim shot but what I am saying is given her situation and my situation, if I play my cards right I can probably end up with a restraining order put on me.  It’s a dream at least. Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.