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I guess first of all Happy Australia Day to all my Australian followers.  I am not really aware of any Australian followers I have anymore but once upon a time I had quite a few notable ones (I hope you’re ok Rose.  I still think of you sometimes) but they all disappeared one way or another.  Anyway, I am not posting an Australian not because of any specific reason other than that’s how it happens sometimes, I don’t have a ton of control over it.  I mean, I do, I choose, but I am a slave to my own integrity.  Anyway, hey, Americans confuse Australians for British all the time and I am sure you guys love that, so just pretend I did that here.  The National Television Awards were in the UK last night and I am always so glad they just call them that, rather than distinguish them as British because that’s what we’d do here in America.  Though we’d probably call them the World Television awards and make only network shows aired in the US eligible, but my point is there is no reason to distinguish for awards in your country, it would be silly.  So I like it even though I am sure some people get confused.  I saw Holly’s dress last night actually and quite liked it and saw her smiling this morning and new I was picking her.  She checks off what are apparently my biggest things which is blonde and British.  I guess we all have a type.  You know, it makes me look unique and interesting, like when other douche bags in America pretend to like soccer.  Same thing.  Anyway, she looked great and so today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

Zoey Deutch has been at Sundance all week and keeps showing up in pictures and she looks great so now she’s showing up here.  No doubt now her week really feels complete.  I tend to like how she dresses and she has a nice smile and is pretty.  So she’s here (Speaking of delightful and beautiful young women let me tell you about my mutual @thunderstormofoblivion.  Do any of my followers live in New York?  Boy do you have an opportunity here, she is Romanian and let’s be honest, you have never had the chance to talk to a Romanian before.  To make it to adulthood she’s probably had to kill like 30 Draculas or something and now she works as a spy.  Anyway, you should message her, if you’re lucky maybe you could go do New York stuff together like… dance in fountains and hang out at Monica and Rachel’s place.  Just an idea for people).  So I like Zoey, she is pretty, I dunno what movie she has at Sundance but fingers crossed it’s good cause lord I didn’t hear good things about that James Franco one she was just in.  Oh right, the name is in one of the pictures, Why Him?  Sounds like it was bad.  Oh well.  Today I want to fuck Zoey Deutch.

So Emily DiDonato had some new pics for Yamamay hit today and that is a good enough excuse to post her and her ridiculous eyes.  She is very pretty, I happen to like her eyes a lot but also it helps that so often she does work for lines I like, so she looks good and what she is my kind of thing as well.  Anyway, I don’t need much of an excuse to post her, just a reminder of how pretty she is. Today I want to fuck Emily DiDonato.

This post is super late cause it’s been a long, tiring day and I am uh… long and tired.  No, that isn’t it, just tired.  Sorry, it’s rainy and… well, it’s dreary and raining and who wouldn’t like a little color and sunshine in their life so here is cosplayer Ani-Mia who I am pretty new to knowing but I have really liked what I have seen of her work.  Like, among my favorite costumes in the DC are Zatanna and Black Canary, really any version of Zatanna except the Satellite era Justice League and pretty much any Black Canary though her original Birds of Prey costumes lacks fishnets which always felt wrong to me.  Anyway, so she checked off both of those but the whole way I first noticed her was her Jubilee. Now, there is every chance I had seen her cosplay for years before then cause I do that with all sorts of stuff, you only start to notice how prevalent a thing is once you notice it.  Like say… I dunno, White Nationalism.  Then it’s like, holy fuck, how did we get to this place, I thought we’d all agreed Nazi’s were the bad guys.  They’re like 90% of all video game bad guys in shooters.  So you know, like that but a pleasant thing to notice was Ani-Mia.  When I was a kid the focal character you were supposed to relate to was Kitty Pryde and so I kinda wished she was my girlfriend.  As I hit my pre-teens the focal character you were supposed to relate to was Jubilee and so I kinda wished I was her.  So I was thrilled to see what is honestly killer Jubilee cosplay cause I have a real soft spot for that silly yellow jacket and those sunglasses.  I mean, it’s pretty much dead on except for the part where Jubilee was 13 when I was reading about her and like… I dunno, something makes her feel older but what is a cosplayer supposed to do about that?  It’s dead on.  Also, there are other pretty pictures here but really I enjoy her work.  I appreciate that cosplayers take the time to bring characters to life, especially when it’s well done.  I like pretty costumes and I like pretty clothes and I like pretty girls.  So I am a fan.  Today I want to fuck Ani-Mia.

So, sorta a big weekend and there’s a lot going on and my mind has a habit of going some dark places sometimes, so I will keep this short.  I am posting Anne Hathaway cause she’s pretty and I like pretty girls.  So here she is, today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.

Here’s Emily Ratajkowski cause she was in Vogue Spain this week and I thought she looked good and well… she always looks good in the pictures she posts of herself and I don’t have a lot more to say than that.  I think she’s attractive. Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

This post is long overdue because pretty much since the new year Hannah Ray has been killing it.  Maybe longer. Probably longer.  No, definitely longer but I am getting older so you can’t expect me to remember last year.  Anyway, she has just been doing great work, as is typical but she started the year with just a killer shot (the black dress with the orange camouflage panels on the sides) and since then everything has been magnificent.  I was talking with a friend last weekend and mentioning all the weapons Hannah Ray has at her disposal, and they’re pretty good ones, but the one that stood out this time was just her taste.  Like.. orange camo should never work for me.  In any way.  I am generally not a fan of camo except maybe on my 80’s action heroes and even then white tank top and jeans trumps camo.  And yet, on the dress here you see here it is fantastic.  It looks great.  It’s perfect.  And of course it is because she’s wearing it.  And this is what my friend was saying, she was saying often Hannah Ray will be wearing something that she herself would never wear or consider and she considers something that isn’t her style and yet when she sees it all together it looks amazing.  Because along with her other talents, of which there are many and I encourage you to look at my first post about her, that’s not self serving there’s an article linked there, her taste is just amazing.  It’s a real gift because plenty of us have the opposite gift, we can put anything together and make it look like garbage.  So here is Hannah Ray looking fantastic and beautiful and today I want to fuck Hannah Ray.

The People’s Choice Awards were last night and I thought Blake Lively looked fantastic.  Now, I think looking at her dress, some people will not be as down with the fringeness as I am and by people I mean I have a few specific friends in mind but I don’t mind the fringe.  I really like the cut of the dress and hey, it sparkles.  Her shoes are kinda great, too.  She looks fantastic.  And she’s pretty.  So she’s here.  Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

So I am posting Candice Swanepoel for the second time in like a week and that means I don’t have a ton of interesting new things to say really.  Like… uh, professional model looks good in bathing suits.  Did you guys know that?  It’s fascinating.  She just keeps popping into my head and that doesn’t really bother me.  I’m not fighting it.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

I always feel a little wrong posting Miranda Kerr.  Just cause there are so many people who like her way more than me.  And like… I mean, that’s not normally a particular threshold for if I should post someone or not but with her I know a couple of people who she is like… their biggest celebrity crush.  And I don’t know, it feels a little wrong.  I have mentioned that before I am sure.  I don’t even know why it feels wrong.  Like I am stealing or something?  Like… what if Miranda Kerr stumbles across this and is totally down and contacts me.  Then I kinda have to be like, “Yeah, that’s great but I have this friend who really, really likes you…”  Of course, if she read this she is apparently ok with me going out of my way to qualify my attraction to her and that’s vaguely insulting so she has her own set of issues.  But that’s probably not it anyway, it’s probably more that I just feel a little like a poser.  Like I can’t name three songs she’s done but I’m totally still wearing the t-shirt to be cool.  Cuase that’s the point of this blog, I think it makes me look cool.  Man, I have cool so figured out why wasn’t I cooler in high school?   Anyway, some stuff she did for Mother Denim popped up and she looked great.  So I am posting her cause she’s really pretty.  Today I want to fuck Miranda Kerr.