Here is my beloved and beautiful Kristen Bell because this is my 2000th pick ever guys and I can’t think of anyone more appropriate to pick.  She is probably my number one celebrity crush of all time.  I started watching Veronica Mars in 2004 and I never waivered.  And conveniently she was in a new photoshoot just a couple of days ago so it all lines up well.  It’s like I have always said, it’s meant to be, one day I will have her babies.  And then all of this post is what will be used in the made for TV movie that rightfully makes me look like a crazy person as I foam at the mouth and shout, “We’re meant to be together.  I will have you babies”.  It will be on lifetime.  It won’t be good but they’ll be right to play the scary music when I show up.  Anyway, as always I will give some stats because I do that on landmark posts and people @femalecelebrityoftheday and @femalecelebrityoftheday only loves it.  At this point I have posted 354 different celebrities, from 25 different countries and 6 different continents because I am not into Penguins.  Also there are a few made up countries in there but I don’t really count those because how do you really classify the Mushroom Kingdom?  Anyway, here is a list of my top 30.  There are 31 people because 30th place is a tie.  Why 30?  Cause I did 25 the last time I did this and it’s been more time so I should expand the list.  It made sense when I took the screenshot.

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So thanks for following, Kristen Bell is the best by the way.  If you didn’t know. You can read any of her other 54 posts if you want more details.  Or like, watch her in something.  I still recommend the first season of Veronica Mars but the Good Place is pretty great too.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Gigi Hadid showed up in Korean Vogue (I assume.  I am not in Korea and don’t own a copy of the magazine.  The photoshoot says it’s from Korean Vogue on the internet and sometimes you have to take a leap of faith.  Sure, the internet could be getting together to lie to all of us and Korean Vogue doesn’t even exist but you know what, that’s no way to live your life.  That level of distrust.  Sometimes you just have to trust that there isn’t a massive internet conspiracy to fabricate lies about imaginary magazines) and I think she looked great.  Like really good.  I don’t even have anything else to say about Gigi Hadid really. She’s here because she’s hot.  Sorry if you were hoping for more insight about fictional conspiracies or something.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

So recently @she-goes-to-eleven discovered Aly Michalka through the magic of iZombie and it was fun to watch her realize that Aly Michalka is one of those preternaturally pretty people that the more you look at her face the more blown away by it you are.  It was fun to hear once again how right I was when I had told her she would appreciate Aly on the show.  And I appreciate her on it because honestly it has shown me a depth to her acting ability I didn’t know was there.  I think it is an example of how many actors just need some material to work with to really show what they can do and I feel safe saying Rob Thomas is the best writer she has worked with.  So that’s nice.  Also what’s nice is that she finally has an album coming out because it means we got a photoshoot. Thank god.  This was the other subject of discussion, that yes Aly is very pretty but her moment in the sun seems to have been 8-10 years ago now so pictures of her are rarer and rarer.  Also, I am happy for fans of her music.  It’s one of those stupid things about how the current system works.  Aly and her sister wanted to make music, they have a fan base that I have seen for years begging for new music and… they couldn’t get an album made because… bullshit.  I mean, I get that their fan base probably isn’t that huge but in this modern era that really shouldn’t matter.  It’s so easy to get stuff out there but you end up with contracts and rules and nonsense.  So I am happy for people who wanted it and happy for Aly and happy that there should be at least a little bit of promoting around it.  That’s good for me.  Today I want to fuck Aly Michalka.

Game of Thrones was last night and multiple times during the episode Emilia Clarke was on screen and all I could think was, “Fuck, she’s so beautiful”.  I realize I am not alone in this feeling about her.  I mean, I have seen people I follow reblog and basically say the same sort of things.  There is just something about her face.  So she’s here today for that simple reason, she is really beautiful.  Today I want to fuck Emilia Clarke.

Hey guys, I am going to ask for a personal favor today.  I know @femalecelebrityoftheday and I share a lot of the same followers and he has gone through a personal tragedy this weekend.  It’s terrible and there is no easy fix and no words that can probably make him feel better, loss is something we all deal with and is both deeply personal and universal.  Thing is, he’s a good and decent person.  He is smart, kind, and fun to talk to.  He has interesting thoughts on things and he obviously likes celebrities and he is no doubt hurting right at this moment.  One of the most important things we can do as humans is have empathy for each other.  The world can be cruel and arbitrary in what it takes from us and what we go through, it is our ability to empathize with one another and just be there that is our single greatest strength.  It’s one it’s important we never let slip away.  Like I said, many of you likely follow him and have noticed he didn’t post yesterday.  Some of you have never heard of him.  Maybe you can just take a little bit of time to send him a message with some sort of kind word though.  Don’t let this pressure you, grief is not a puzzle to be solved and there is no magic word or phrase you can utter that will patch up his heart, only time does that.  But you can let him know people care and sometimes that gives you the little bit of strength you need when things feel worst.  So just send him something, it may not even matter what, he likes celebrities, maybe tell him you do to and you like his blog. Anyway, I am posting Anna Kendrick and it’s been a while but I saw her out in her pajamas at something and I know he also likes her so I figured why not post her today and I will mimic his two picture format so he knows he is missed. Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

Hayley Atwell was at the after party for what I believe is a play called Against last night but i don’t know because it turns out Against is a terrible term to Google.  But whatever it is, it is in a theater and she was at an after party and hey, it’s a nice reminder that she exists which is always a reminder that she is awesome.  Like 10 kinds of awesome and so any excuse to think about her is good which usually leads to me posting her because she is just a delightful human being.  It feels like we all better for every reminder that she exists.  So I am posting her.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Here is Priyanka Chopra because I follow a few Priyanka Chopra Daily blogs which post a few times a month because, as I stressed yesterday, everything is a lie.  But when they do post it’s a flood of lovely Priyanka Chopra stuff and that happened today and my reaction was basically, “Damn, she’s so pretty”.  Because Priyanka Chopra is just so damn pretty guys.  So she is here today becuase man she is gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Previews for Sports Illustrated’s 2018 Swimsuit Issue have started to surface as they put up a picture or two of the various models and it serves as a great reminder than everything is a lie.  When that magazine comes out in like 9 months, just remember there is nothing in it that is vaguely recent.  Nothing like a peak behind the curtain to serve as that harsh wake up call that those people on TV are not friends, the monkey was an asshole, and every apartment you ever have will disappoint you because they are just not that big and if they were no person in their 20’s could afford one, especially not 20 somethings who seem to almost never be at work. There is probably a greater lesson there but I am not going to spoon feed it to you, I will just say Barbara Palvin is one of the people who will be in the issue and she is adorable and sexy.  So complete truth, today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.  

Charli XCX posted a behind the scenes video of the making of her video for Boys this morning and there was a nice little interview video with her that surfaced yesterday and… well usually I’d make a joke about it not taking much to get me to post Charli XCX but that isn’t accurate.  I mean, for one it’s no joke, a stiff wind can make me want to post Charli XCX but also it isn’t really a little thing.  They both were just indicative of a lot of what I like about her.  I am obviously attracted to her but I also find her thoughtful and intelligent and as always I am confused how others don’t other than perhaps we have been trained to take our pop stars less than serious.  In the sense that pop is and has been primarily consumed by women and thus it is more frivolous and less important.  I am not saying you are brainwashed if you don’t like Charli XCX, I am just saying we internalize certain biases.  I love the Beatles and I grew up on a pretty steady diet of punk music but there is nothing about either that inherently make them more serious business musically.  Neither is complex and they aren’t going to cause the planets to align, instead the importance comes from the fact that we always took it seriously and took the time to search for deeper meaning.  One of the best literary trends in my lifetime that has slowly infiltrated all of the culture is moving genre works from the ghetto to serious consideration.  The idea that anything can be well done and even low culture that is not traditionally considered high art might have a great deal to tell us about ourselves and the people who made it.  But I have noticed that is mainly taken into consideration in genres that were largely male dominated.  Horror and Superheroes and Science Fiction are all getting their day and scholarly discussion but there is a shelf of Harlequin Romance novels that used to sit in my Aunt’s childhood bedroom that are still considered an embarrassment to this day.  So what I am saying is it’s ok if you don’t like Charli XCX and you don’t agree with me about her thoughtfulness and intelligence.  But if you find yourself dismissive of pop stars, who let’s be honest are largely female and largely consumed by female listeners, you might want to ask yourself what is it about them that makes them unworthy of serious consideration.  Anyway, I enjoyed the videos and I still think Boys is fantastic and a lot of fun.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Here’s some Rihanna because that is never a bad thing.  I saw some clips of her in that Valerian movie and she looked pretty good.  So I am posting her.  I don’t have a lot to say really.  I saw someone say something about her looking like a “real woman” and thank god, I for one am tired of our celebrity culture being infected by what are obviously robots.  Michael Bay and those Transformers movies have really done a number on pop culture.  Thank god Rihanna is here for that.  Not like all those cyborgs and automatons you see now.  If I see one more Roomba on the red carpet I will lose it.  Roombas are for vacuuming, not for acting.  It’s not natural.  So thank you, internet commenter, for pointing out that Rihanna is a real woman, and not made of circuits and metal, or in the rare instances made of wood by a puppet maker and brougth to life by magic.  Someone needed to stand up that.  Today I want to fuck Rihanna.