It’s been almost two years since I last posted Debby Ryan and that makes sense because there isn’t a lot of my life that has ever involved Debby Ryan.  It always kind of boiled down to her show was on right before Gravity Falls and my DVR caught the end of her show and after weeks of that I was like, “Man, that girl is really hot”.  And just kept thinking about how hot she was.  That’s really the origin of her ever showing up here and the direct cause of most posts about her.  I mean, it does mean now I keep an eye out for her because I have a problem and once I start tracking someone it’s hard ot ever stop.  Which makes me sound like a stalker but I mean generally for public appearances and stuff.  Anyway, she was at the TCAs this week so I assume she has a show or something coming out.  Good for her.  I thought she looked good but I ended up going with studio pics instead because there are a lot of those that have come out over time and she looks good in them.  That simple.  Today I want to fuck Debby Ryan.

Tinashe was in Galore and thank god for that.  She is beautiful but it is just a chore to find pictures of her.  Which makes no sense because look at how ridiculously beautiful she is.  Shouldn’t everyone want pictures of her?  I mean, I get there are commercial considerations and apparently no one thinks she is commercially viable because like other people I like it seems she is facing some struggles with her label ever getting another album out.  But I am very tired, too tired to be clever or subtle so let me just put it bluntly: that all sounds extremely stupid to me.  How could she not sell more magazines, look at her.  As to selling records?  I don’t know.  Maybe she wouldn’t.  I honestly couldn’t give two fucks because the quality of the music matters more and yes, I know, it’s a business, they want to make money.  It can all burn for all I care.  Major record labels can all take a flying leap and I wouldn’t shed a tear.  Artists could still make their music and they sure as fuck aren’t making their money from their labels so I fail to see why record labels are a thing I want around at all.  It can burn.  Anyway, she is beautiful and that’s why she’s here, I probably shouldn’t keep going or who knows what terrible thing I could say that will link me to some crime if Colombia records is ever the victim of arson.  Today I want to fuck Tinashe.

Here is Olivia Munn because she appeared in Vanity Fair for some reason.  By some reason I mean you don’t need like a great reason to take pictures of her but usually there are reasons celebrities appear in magazines.  And also there is just the one picture so far, which usually means she’s part of some sort of theme and there must be other celebrities as well that fit this theme but I haven’t seen any.  So by some reason I don’t mean, “why would you put Olivia Munn in a magazine” but more like, “They put Olivia Munn in a magazine as part of some grander scheme that is thus far unknown”.  Which actually sounds pretty sinister.  I am fully down with that, we should all be on edge all the time.  Never sleep again.  Anyway, nefarious motives aside, she looked pretty good, which isn’t really shocking, she is very pretty and often looks good.  I would say she is one of those interesting people who seems to just look better as time passes, like she continues to mature into her looks more and more.  Neat trick for those who can do it.  Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

Today was a pretty easy choice.  I saw Krysten Ritter at The Defenders premier and it was like wow, that is a hell of a dress.  It is just great.  She is often pretty good at red carpet stuff and I think she is one of those people who just knows how to wear whatever as well.  It makes sense, she did start as a model.  I mean, even if you aren’t the best ever at something, if you are good enough at it to get paid you’re probably at least pretty good at it, so given her job was looking good it makes sense she so often looks good.  I am excited for the new show, too, because I knew there was a panel and stuff at Comic Con but I legit did not know we were so close to the actual show hitting Netflix.  That’s exciting because I have liked all of the MCU shows on Netflix so far, some probably more than most people, and thus I am looking forward to this.  Krysten Ritter was flat out amazing as Jessica Jones though and I am really looking forward to seeing how they all come together.  I am kind of banking on her interactions with people being amazing because it just seems like they should be.  That dress is also just top notch, I think it is fantastic.  Today I want to fuck Krysten Ritter.

Here is Ani-Mia and I don’t have any deep or fascinating reason for posting her other than I think she’s pretty.  And I like cosplay.  I mean sometimes.  I do like a costume that feels like it has some effort in it and I like a costume with some fidelity to the source.  She does those things well.  So here she is, it’s that simple.  Today I want to fuck Ani-Mia.

Barbara Palvin has shown up in a bunch of shoots lately and I have really liked them, especially the most recent of Elle Russia.  It felt a little off because something about it felt kind of 80’s but I have warmed up to it over the past couple of days.  It’s nice to see a surge of new work from her recently though I obviously won’t be posting the recent picture that has caused a little controversy.  I mean, obviously because I never post that kind of thing but I don’t know what rumors are true or not but in general if a woman doesn’t want a picture of her out there then I am not going to put it out there.  That seems simple but it isn’t for some people.  I see a lot of arguments about legality and reading fine print and stuff and I guess what I will say to that is legality does not dictate morality.  Because something is legal does not make it moral.  Because something is immoral does not mean it should be illegal.  If you are defining your decisions strictly on if it is legal or not you are morally lacking and I hope at some point you can turn that around.  Your life will be fuller if you pursue one of at least some virtue.  The lives of those around you will be fuller as well.  And you know, if you’re trying to use moral loopholes to justify how badly you want to look at nipples just know I think less of you.  That might not matter to you but in general I think you’ll find most adults feel that way.  Maybe that’s the real lesson here, not the basics of moral philosophy but just a basic lesson, you’ll find the things that impress other trolls on the internet impress no one in real life.  I don’t think you should need personal utility as a spur to good behavior but if you do there you go.  At some point that is going to matter in real life and you will likely never know it, but it is going to cost you as people just want nothing to do with a person like you.  Anyway, I think she has looked good a bunch.  Which makes sense, she’s a model, that is her job.  I am glad to get a bunch of work from her.  Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

Kate Upton has just looked fantastic recently.  I mean, I have always been a fan but she has been killing it of late which is nice to see.  In part because one of my issues in the past is some of her outfits on the red carpet were just not great.  Which could very much have nothing to do with her, I don’t know her (I know, you probably assumed I did).  It could have been a bad stylist or a number of other things.  Or it could have been her.  It will forever be a mystery, like who built the pyramids.  And by that I mean the answers are clearly out there if you really want them but if you’re lazy you can pretend it’s aliens or something.  I mean that for both.  You can do no research and claim aliens built the pyramid and put Kate Upton in some regrettable dresses.  Why don’t they just stay on their own god damned planet?  Well, whatever is going on, it seems like an honest to goodness red blooded human being is dressing Kate now and she has just looked fantastic.  So I am posting her because I am pro-Earth and I am pro-Kate Upton.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

So I was just reading about Charli XCX on Stereogum and I’ll just link it here because it basically expresses the same complaints I have had recently so why not just let them go ahead and do it for me.  I quite enjoyed Boys and the video this week, even if it is a song that clearly plagiarizes the personal, constant thoughts of @she-goes-to-eleven who also only ever thinks about boys.  I will say, it made me feel kind of old though because as I was watching everyone looked familiar but I could only identify about half the boys.  Which means I am probably old now officially.  Though I am going to choose to tell myself that it is actually because of the fracturing of pop culture, some of those are youtubers and it is important we remind ourselves even the most incredibly famous youtube personality is actually not very famous at all.  In the sense that fewer people know who they are than don’t.  I have to remind myself that too when watching a video they start to become a familiar face but you have to realize not only does your mom not know who they are, your friends probably don’t either.  Or at least some of your friends.  Anyway, it is a fun pop song with a fun video and I will probably always appreciate Charli XCX’s intelligence and skill as a crafter of pop songs as well as the smart way she approaches pop culture in general.  And at this point I will apparently always bemoan that her new album still isn’t out.  God I hope that part changes some day.  Anyway, here she is because I post her so much that it really annoys a few of my most devoted followers.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Rumors abound that Hayley Atwell is in Infinity War and Peggy Carter will somehow show up in it.  How?  Who knows.  Maybe it’s a flashback (less exciting), maybe the time gem or the reality gem or any of the gems cause they are stupid powerful comes into play and she is yanked into the present or reborn or whatever (more exciting), or maybe she’ll step out of the screen and be my best friend and I can drive the car and wait around to drive away when she beats people up (most exciting).  There are a wealth of possibilities and I like to think they are all equally as likely.  All of them.  Whatever the thing that gets Hayley Atwell on my movie screen, I am a big fan of it because the world needs more of her Peggy Carter.  Especially now.  She’s like my second favorite superhero to ever show up on a screen at this point and the world needs her now more than every.  I am still kind of mad at every single person who didn’t watch Agent Carter and I don’t want to overstate anything but you’re worse monsters than the Nazis for not getting me a third season.  Maybe it’s all going to be ok though.  She’ll be in the present.  Holy shit, if she could punch people through twitter all of my country’s problems would be solved.  Maybe. Maybe that’s what happens, those infinity gems are really powerful.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Ok, so I thought I would post Charli XCX today because she has a new video coming out but… my subconscious had other ideas.  I had what was frankly a terrible stress dream about Aly Michalka last night.  It was basically more awkward than even the most awkward situation you can imagine in the cringiest of cringe comedies.  Just a rough social situation that kept getting worse as bad news was dragged out and out.  And I am not sure why I had this dream about Aly Michalka but as I was looking for pictures I realized, oh yeah, she was at comic con and I am always grateful for more of her so she must have snuck in there somehow.  Thank god for Comic Con.  Like, she looks lovely every time and that’s because she’s one of those just amazingly beautiful human beings.  And I would say she gets more beautiful as she matures so it’s a shame that her fame seems to have gone in the opposite direction.  Well, at least she’s under Rob Thomas’ wing now, hopefully that means she will now forever be part of his regularly used group of actors and hey, those shows will never be hits but they’ll be good!  Or maybe she’ll be in the next Frozen.  There are so many possibilities.  Anyway, my uncomfortable, drawn out torturous dream just made me want to crawl into a hole and hide so it might seem strange she’s here now but I have gotten over it.  It’s been a few hours and the result now is that she is still on the brain and it’s like, man she’s pretty.  And I think I am giving her credit for being very gracious in the dream.  Like, she wasn’t to blame.  That’s a strange thing but you know, my whole thought process is a strange thing. Today I want to fuck Aly MIchalka.