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So yesterday I watched some depressing diving and some Track and Field but didn’t watch as much of the Olympics as I usually do cause I got busy.  But I did manage to sneak in a replay of some Field Hockey when I couldn’t sleep.  This is Charlotte Harrison, who is part of the New Zealand team and is ridiculously photogenic.  This is her second Olympics, which feels really impressive given she isn’t that old but apparently she joined that national team at 16 so this is all very old hat for her, she was even an alternate for the 2008 games.  She is really attractive, to the point that yesterday I had a friend who seemed surprised she and a few other girls were so pretty.  Not in a negative way, she is not that kind of person but in a, “we all still probably have some expectations for female athletes that are out dated”.  When I was a kid the stereotype about female athletes was giant man beasts with facial hair and hideous features. Now, as with any stereotype there were probably contributing factors.  For one, with women’s athletics simply being less accepted you can see how outsiders who didn’t fit in might be more drawn to it, just like the nerd stereotype for sci-fi and so on.  And yeah, being less attractive can push you that way.  There was also the rampant steroid use, especially among some uh… redder countries during the era the also may have negatively impacted things.  I would imagine most of it had to do with the idea that girls were lesser, girls were not supposed to play sports, thus any woman playing sports was just a woman who couldn’t land a husband.  That might seem extreme but I feel like it was the root of it.  It’s amazing how things have changed.  Somewhere along the line someone realized that athletes are in remarkable shape.  I guess they always knew that, which is why people talk about how hot some male athlete with a goofy face is because he has abs on his abs.  Well, it turns out that women that are in better shape than pretty much anyone you have ever known personally also can be attractive.  Throw in the literally thousands of athletes there, some of them will also have remarkably beautiful faces.  On top of that, it turns out that people who are really good at what they do are hot.  So like… Charlotte Harrison has a pretty face.  She is also among the best in the world at what she does.  I am not saying this as an expert on field hockey, I am saying that as an expert on very simple math.  She’s one of the couple hundred field hockey players at the Olympics and that puts her at the least in the top couple hundred field hockey players in the world and guys, there are a lot of people in the world.  Like, at least thousands.  Probably more.  I’m not going to check.  Anyway, it stands out the differences in reality and expectations because I have noticed a lot this time people have been stunned by some of my posts that human beings who have honed their body to perfection are actually like… pretty hot.  So here is another one for you guys, Charlotte Harrison is pretty hot.  And I even saw her score a goal the other day.  So today I want to fuck Charlotte Harrison.

I finally got around to watching The Forest.  I kind of dragged my feet because it was supposed to be terrible but I knew I would eventually because Natalie Dormer is ridiculously hot.  After watching it I will say it isn’t as terrible as people say but not because it’s good, more like it’s so bland and unexciting I can’t work up enough enthusiasm to call it terrible.  It’s just there.  Turns on my pre movie assessment of Natalie dormer was dead on though, she is ridiculously hot.  She also did an American accent which was strangely disconcerting.  It wasn’t that it was bad, I think people get too much crap for accents, it’s that it was so non specific it wasn’t really part of any region.  It was muddled.  And it seemed strange hearing it from  her.  Anyway, the movie was bad, she is not.  Or maybe she is, I don’t know her, maybe she kicks puppies.  She could probably make that hot, too.  Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

So I was watching this week’s BrainDead, which you’d think would lead to a Mary Elizabeth Winstead post.  I thought it would.  Until it turns out the Partridge Family’s “I Think I Love You” ended up playing a pivotal role in the show.  Like, it helped save the day.  And I was immediately singing along and thinking of Katie Cassidy because lord knows I need to keep writing stuff like this so her lawyers have plenty of things to site one day.  But I can’t help it, I see her and I hear the song.  I hear the song and I think of her.  And I really want to try and explain that you know, it’s cause her dad sings the song but as I type that that doesn’t sound any more normal.  Like not at all.  This is not something that would put someone’s mind at ease at all.  Like, if I somehow entered an elevator and she was there the song would just come out and I would probably get to the second line before the mace hit.  And that would be fair, even as I tried to explain I was thinking about her and her dad.  So fingers crossed I never end up in an elevator with her I guess?  Today I want to fuck Katie Cassidy.

Pixie Lott is doing a stage version of Breakfast at Tiffany’s in London and has been for a good while now.  I am not a theater critic and I haven’t been to see it so those are two serious strikes against my ability to offer an opinion on this.  I am strongly in favor of this play though.  It has lead to a Pixie Lott fashion parade of unparalleled proportions.  Basically, every day we get to see her leaving the production or an after party or a press whatever.  I am a fan because Pixie Lott often wears nice clothing.  On top of that she is just really, really pretty.  I had to look to see if I had posted any of this stuff before because I had thought about it a lot.  It turns out I hadn’t.  I am a little surprised because she looks great.  Anyway, here she is because today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

I can’t explain to you why Charlize Theron is here specifically but I can generally.  Generally it is because she is unbelievably beautiful and I am always surprised when I see how long it has been since I posted her.  I can think of times a few months ago I thought about posting her.  It’s just hard because she is so beautiful it almost feels wrong.  I know that sounds like a contradiction but maybe it’s like the whole Madonna/Whore dynamic.  Like, she’s so beautiful it seems a little crass to sexualize her.  It would be like those weird creeps who sexualize art.  Like in the early 2000’s when the Bush administration covered the Lady Justice statues because you could see too much boob and it was… I dunno.  Giving the Justice Department boners?  Subverting children?  It never occurred to me before because those sculptures were works of art, I didn’t even know I was supposed to be turned on.  Charlize Theron is the same way, she is this whole other level of beautiful that I forget I am supposed to think she’s attractive and instead just want to appreciate the beauty.  She keeps popping into my head recently.  I don’t know why, I think the last thing I saw with her in it was the latest Mad Max and that was almost a year ago or something.  Here she is though because she really is, in my mind, one of the most beautiful women on the planet.  Today I want to fuck Charlize Theron.

Here is my beloved Kristen Bell who was at the premier of her new movie Bad Moms.  Which is really all the reason I need to post her since, as we all know, all of us, even those who might want to cast
aspersions

on what is basically science fact at this point, one day I am going to have her babies.  Because she is wonderful.  I hope the movie is good but I don’t really care, whatever gets her in the spotlight.  I’m down.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Here is Peyton List cause… why not?  It will make @femalecelebrityoftheday happy cause he’s obsessed with her.  I think.  I dunno.  I have a strange sorta headache this morning and she is pretty.  I don’t really know a ton about her other than pretty blonde girl with a Disney show and like most pretty blonde girls with Disney shows she sure shows up on the internet a lot.  She is pretty. She also dresses really well.  I think that’s the main stand out for me, she has a distinctive style that somehow feels like classy.  Which is why she’s here because I am classy as fuck. So is my blog.  My blog is fancy and classy. Today I want to fuck Peyton Roi List.

Thank God Aly Michalka is at Comic Con.  Like, I saw her and I was excited and I had no idea why she was even there for a moment until I remembered, oh yeah, iZombie. I have wanted to post Aly many times watching iZombie but end up giving up when I am getting ready to and it’s like, oh yeah, every picture of her is years old doesn’t even look like the Aly Michalka I am looking to post.  I mean, she was pretty when she’s 20 and she’s pretty now but looks pretty different.  And for some reason there seems to be a massive picture embargo on her.  Like, I have never seen such a shift.  Yeah, I know at one point she was being pushed to be a big deal sorta, in that post Disney way girls can be a big deal, and that didn’t work out.  So you expect less.  But there was nothing.  Like, she used to be one of those people in paparazzi shots and stuff and suddenly nothing.  It’s very strange.  Anyway, I happen to quite like her on iZombie and I love the show and she is very pretty.  Being pretty is actually like… one of her defining traits.  So here she is.  Today I want to fuck Aly Michalka.

So Kristen Bell was on Jimmy Kimmel the other night and I recorded it and am just now getting around to watching it because I am super cool and I have to watch something at lunch and for a second can I just say the future is awesome in some ways.  I am watching something I recorded on my TV on my phone?  People complain about flying cars but seriously, we aren’t amazed enough by our phones.  Anyway, I have so moved past late night TV because it just doesn’t compel me anymore and I don’t know why.  But hey, Kristen Bell.  I don’t need a lot of reasons to watch Kristen Bell be charming for 10 minutes.  Which I have now watched.  So here are pictures of her because I adore Kristen Bell.  And as my really old school followers know, one day I will have her babies.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

So sometimes the issue with Summer is that there is less TV and fewer events and just… there isn’t as much to make me go, “Oh wow, I have to post her”.  It means some days I just really don’t have a lot influencing me.  Which can be good but it also can mean very few new pictures and not a lot to make me come here and post.  Like last night I didn’t watch TV at all.  I read a book, like some sort of loser.  So today I was wondering who on Earth I would post.  I don’t know why I was worried because Natalie Dormer did a photoshoot for Vanity Fair and the second I saw it I knew who I was posting.  Because it could have been any day of the year and she would have been posted.  Natalie Dormer is just sexy as fuck and she looked sexy as fuck in this shoot.  So that was easy.  Thanks Vanity Fair.  Seriously though, there are few people who drip desirability like Natalie Dormer.  She jsut has that extra something about her.  And it reminds me, I have a copy of that movie about the Suicide Woods somewhere around here.  I should watch that.  I mean, I know it’s horrible but I have watched horrible movies without Natalie Dormer in them, if I go watch one with her in it it has to be a better right?  I mean, she must give that half smirk at least once.  That’s worth watching a bad movie for.  Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.