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Here is Melissa Benoist because she is apparently in Paris. She was at the Christian Dior show and she looked absolutely beautiful. I miss getting to post her more often but I stopped watching Supergirl and what’s more she shows up in pictures less cause I guess the show is less of a big deal than it was at launch. There was a real deluge of her on the red carpet then. Less now. It’s a shame because I did think she made a fantastic Kara Zor-El, the show, like all the CW shows really, just ended up getting mired in stuff I found uninteresting as it went on. She’s here now though and man she looks so good. Today I want to fuck Melissa Benoist.

Here is Candice Swanepoel on account of her tremendous beauty. It’s really the last picture that got her here because it feels so thoughtful. Sometimes you really want to appreciate a nice pair of shows but there’s just way too much going on to do that. There are clothes and stuff to distract you and draw the eye and you never really get to consider the shoes like you should. She took care of that problem. It’s a kindness to all of us so you can really focus on those shoes. That strap is so elegant. I love the red bottoms on heels, it always is striking. Really thoughtful of her so I decided to post her. Obviously, I have had my issues with her in the past, what with her obsessive stalking of me and all, but credit due where credit is due, this was really nice of you Candy. Thanks. Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

I get the impression not everyone is as into the Blake Lively suit parade as I am but that’s ok, I’m used to being an iconoclast. I am ok being on my own here cause I think she looks cool as fuck. So I am posting her. Sure one or two were a miss. Someone needs to let people know that purple and green together are villain colors. That’s basic color theory. But otherwise she’s looked great and i love it. There is always something fun to look at, like her shoes on that orange suit. Or like the lace sleeves in the pinstripe one. Or her face in all of them. I dig it all. Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

So Kristen Bell looked like some sort of heavenly being at the Emmys. Just angelic and beautiful and wow I like her dress a lot. I like her a lot. I have brought this up probably once before. I am excited for the return of the Good Place next week, mildly hopeful for what new Veronica Mars might bring and I don’t have a third thing but for some reason this mini list felt like it needed three things so I am looking forward to, I dunno, there’s a Frozen 2 in the works, right? I did like Frozen a lot, we’ll go with that. Anyway, she looked great so here she is. Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

So the Emmys are tomorrow which means Emmys related stuff is going on this weekend. I am posting Dove Cameron cause she is pretty and tends to look good and she was at some Emmys stuff and was at some Fashion Week stuff earlier in the week so it’s time. So here she is. Today I want to fuck Dove Cameron.

Red Carpet Candice Swanepoel is always a rare treat so it was nice she showed up at Fashion Week this past week to help provide some red carpet action for us. It feels important to point out that as disgusting as it is, this woman had a baby just like two and a half months ago. Not the baby having being disgusting but that of course she looks like a woman who has never had a baby already. Which is impressive but doesn’t matter that much. I bring that up because a week after she had a baby the internet the swirls around models (which is often barely a step up from YouTube commenters) sure was criticizing how she looked post baby cause the had the audacity to go to the beach with her family. It doesn’t feel like it needs to be said but in general if you think that a woman needs to know your opinion of her body because she happens to be outside and have a body, you’re a piece of shit. If you think the world really needs to know that you think a woman daring to have a baby has ruined her body, you are like, even more of a piece of shit. I dunno what that is. Double shit maybe? My point is it’s all stupid but I am glad she has returned to the point where those people have even less of a leg to stand on. I mean, look, they’re trolls and not worth listening to but living well is the best revenge. And she looks stunning. Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Hey guys, here is Pigeon Foo and I am 99% sure today is her birthday. It should be 100% but I am getting older and just can’t trust my memory anymore. Time is a real asshole like that, no matter what we do we keep getting older. Even Pigeon Foo, though she may be immortal. I am again, not sure. Either way it’s striking because when I first met her here on Tumblr she was just a scrappy young kid from the mean streets with nothing but her wits and her fists to survive. If I remember correctly she had to fight a series of garishly dressed street thugs who were mostly indistinguishable except sometimes they wore different colored vests and had different colored mohawks to even become a model. Now of course she beats all comers to retain her crown as uh… Pigeon Foo? Look, I’ll be honest, I only sort of know how modeling work and there might be some inaccuracies there but I think it’s mostly right. Either way, she’s impressive is what I am saying and it’s probably her birthday. I have like a 1/365 chance of being right. So wish her happy birthday just in case? She’s @pigeonfoo . So there you go. Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

Chloe Moretz is in Venice to promote Suspiria at their film festival and well, some of what she has worn is questionable but you know, no more questionable than a Suspiria remake. It seems like my entire adult life Hollywood has been remaking movies and people have been bitching about it. Of course, the truth is Hollywood always remade movies but before the internet people often weren’t aware and so when you slap a new title on an old story form 10 years prior it meant a lot of the audience had no idea and more importantly a lot of them had never seen the previous movie. There were no TVs and there were no video cassettes so once it was gone it was gone. But in the more modern era you remake a movie to keep your job safe. Hollywood is very risk averse and a flop can cost you your job. Unless it’s not your fault. One of the ways Hollywood tests to see if a movie will be successful is to see about name recognition. Remakes automatically have that built in so if they flop an executive can say, “Well, it’s not my fault, all our testing showed it was going to be a hit. Look at the name recognition!”. So that is why we see so many remakes today, it’s a CYA thing. But Suspiria doesn’t feel like a well known movie to me. I say that as an insider looking out. It is a very well regarded film among film scholars and horror fans but I don’t remember kids on the playground ever talking about Suspiria. On top of that, it’s a bullshit nonsense movie like every Dario Argento movie. It is compelling because it is among the most beautiful things ever committed to film. It is a visual feast and just google it and you will see people talking about the color pallet and the use of color. It is a work of art. But like almost everything Argento did it makes no sense. The plot is barely there, it uses ridiculous moon man logic and it’s basically him just throwing shit together and making it look pretty and hoping that’s enough. That was enough for a lot of people. The problem is that makes this movie a bad remake. Because you can ape the visual style and then what’s the point. No one hires a real artist to repaint the Mona Lisa. You just buy an art print. So the director has wisely said he won’t try to do that. Which leaves you with a stupid movie that was all about visuals and you stripped the visuals away. Of course, it could be awesome. Maybe he’s basically just taking the name and the idea of a creepy school. I just feel like they are facing an uphill battle here. So for Chloe’s sake I hope it’s good, I think she has  been in some not great stuff as an adult. As a horror fan I hope it’s good. Oh, also she looks pretty? Did you not come here for my thoughts on Suspiria? I mean, I called the Blog Who I want to Fuck Today, I don’t know how I could have made it clearer that there would be a lot of talk about 70’s Italian Horror. Today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.

Here is Lili Reinhart cause she was in Variety and I thought she looked very nice in it. It was a cool little photoshoot. Also she was at an event last night and so like… what, am I supposed to ignore all the signs. Those signs being that uh… she exists and goes outside I guess? I dunno, it felt like I was supposed to post here. This is more art than science. Today I want to fuck Lili Reinhart.

Here is Chloe Moretz cause she is still showing up in stuff cause of her new movie. Which is good. I am glad it’s getting attention. I have heard mostly good things about it and I have to say as long as it is well handled then it feels like it is a great chance for her to do strong work. I think Chloe is a very good actress and has been since she was a child but a lot of the movies she has been in as an adult have been real misses. I will be glad for something that gives her a chance to show off her skills. I will say that I can think of fewer heart breaking things than the betrayal of being forced into conversion therapy, it’s a betrayal from the people you love telling you that what you are something they cannot accept or handle. It seems awful and it means I am not rushing out to see it cause… well, it just sounds very bleak. But I am glad if it is doing well and I am glad if it means a lot to a lot of people. And she looks good in the waves of pictures that keep coming in so today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.