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So Blake Lively has been all around promoting her new movie the past week or so and people have been critical of what she has worn. And I get it. I didn’t even include her neon green suit that was… well, a bit too neon green if you ask me. And her rainbow plaid thing people compared to a clown and I can see that. But you know what I also see? I also someone who kind of looks like a pimp. And I don’t mean that in saying she looks cool. I mean like, she wouldn’t have looked out of place in Starsky and Hutch as someone Huggy Bear knew. I guess I consider that a good thing. What I am saying is that if Blake Lively were a pimp and she decided to turn me out to have sex with her and her friends for money I would consider it. Because I am a deeply good person and I understand rejection is painful. So I wouldn’t do that to her. Plus I think she looks really good. I don’t think all of the looks quite work for me. Crushed velvet is hard to pull off, even if you’re Blake Lively. But I think that white suit and the plaid one she looks great. I don’t think most people could make them work. But she does. Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

It has been 4 years since I last posted AnnaSophia Robb. This isn’t worth noting because I ever posted her frequently or anything, just notable because that’s a huge gap. It probably has to do with the fact that I pretty much never happen to see anything with AnnaSophia Robb in it. I guess I still haven’t. She is promoting some new movie though and has shown up a bunch this week at events and stuff and I thought she looked good. So I was like why not. She’s always been pretty and always been good in what I have seen her in. I was just never going to watch a Sex in the City prequel. Today I want to fuck AnnaSophia Robb.

I saw someone post a career retrospective thing on Charlize Theron and it was about her journey to find challenging roles when it’s very clear that what Hollywood had in mind for her was that she would be beautiful. I mean, she accomplished the beautiful part but she has come up with some very interesting roles that allow her to be more than that beautiful woman in the movie. Like they mentioned Young Adult which was a challenging and not perfect movie but while she is indeed a beautiful woman there she is also very distasteful. On purpose. I really do like her as an actress (and I am remembering I really need to see Atomic Blonde. I had high hopes when it first was released, the reviews were meh but I have to be honest, she looks so cool in it, I just want to see it for the visuals). The thing is, she hasn’t been posted here much for reasons I have gone over before, she’s too beautiful. I realize that sounds very stupid and counter to the whole purpose of this blog but it’s true. I guess it’s why they tried to shove her in a box on Hollywood as well. She isn’t just pretty, she is the kind of pretty where it feels wrong to lust after her like, oh, that isn’t for human consumption. I’m not good enough for her (which I guess tangentially means I think I am good enough for everyone else I post here. That’s a fun bit of ego on my part). But sometimes I can’t resist because well, look at her. And you know, it’s a nice reminder that she really has pulled off some great roles. I still think Fury Road is the best action movie in more than a decade. Today I want to fuck Charlize Theron.

Hey guys, Happy Monday! Truth be told I almost forgot to post today. Or rather I did actually and it suddenly hit me, did I post today? I felt like I must have and then I asked myself who and I had no idea who I had posted. I almost forgot what day it is. That happens when I get busy sometimes. So I am posting Lili Reinhart cause the Teen Choice Awards were last night and I liked her dress. It’s sparkly so you know, you shouldn’t be surprised by now. I am going to go ahead and predict that if @femalecelebrityoftheday posts someone who was at the awards last night he will make a joke about them looking choice or something. Or I could be wrong, I have never heard him use that phrase but since I thought of it and was like, wow, that’s a terrible joke, it seemed like one for him. Which sounds insulting but I promise you it wasn’t meant to be. Boy, I am a mess today, my head just will not get on straight. Today I want to fuck Lili Reinhart.

So I was thinking about the very notion of fandom last night because sometimes my mind wanders. I have written about it here before because the very nature of it disturbs me. Mainly because I am distrustful of anyone whose identity is wrapped up in what they consume. It has always bothered me and I have shied away from it, even before there was a notion of fandom and instead we were just nerds or whatever. I liked comic books, I liked horror movies, I was deeply distrustful of people who made it their identity. It took me a long time to figure out why but essentially it’s because your identity should be wrapped up in what you produce, not what you consume. Someone whose entire sense of self is wrapped up in what they consume is not someone who produces anything of value. Meaning they aren’t a net positive on the world. This sounds lofty and elitist but I am not talking about how economically productive you are. I am talking about if your only contribution to the world is bitching about X-men online that’s a net negative on the world. And having hung your self worth on your consumption you get defensive of it and any valid criticism or disagreement of the thing you consume becomes a personal attack on you because it’s attacking the very core of who you are as a person. Besides this being sad to see it’s dangerous. How is all this related to Jessica Nigri? Well, because I am often shocked by what I see about her online. I think it is entirely fair to dislike her. I mean, I think it is rooted in some very contradictory ideas on gender and ambition but it’s fine. I think you can easily see her cosplay and ability to make money on it as cynically capitalizing off of fandom. I also kind of don’t care about most fandoms revolve around a product that was created to make money, so someone else making more money off of it hardly seems contradictory. But all of that aside, what I don’t get is the hate. People who seem to lust after her and wish her ill at the same time. It’s scary and gross but I think it is the end result of this fandom stuff. Art is made to be criticized and annualized but when you take those as personal attacks it allows you to feel like a victim. I have literally seen fandoms call themselves oppressed minorities. They aren’t. You aren’t. If you think you aren’t you’re an asshole and the reason people don’t like you is probably because you’re an asshole. The issue is by setting yourself up so that any criticism is a personal attack it allows you to turn all rejections and failings to being about your identity, which is wrapped up in bullshit that has nothing to do with you. So your real failings aren’t addressed and instead become because you identify as a Trekie or a Gamer or whatever name you’ve given yourself. And it turns dark and it allows people do demand more pictures and more revealing pictures of Jessica Nigri while spewing venom her way because they have been victimized by her. How? Because they want to see her naked or near naked and she is daring to make money off of that desire, which is victimizing them. Which is of course the ultimate dangerous endgame. I noticed this with nerds as far back as high school. Most of them weren’t ostracized because they liked comic books. They were ostracized because they lacked basic social graces. Their fault or not they were often dicks to people and their main complaint was that they didn’t get whatever they wanted. The classic example is getting a girlfriend but even just friends with the popular kids. Maybe all those popular kids are dicks, too, but if you’re not fun to be around why should they want to hang out with you? You aren’t a victim because you’re unpleasant and people don’t want to be around an unpleasant person. And I guess that’s the real issue here, if who you are is wrapped up on something someone else creates there is no way to improve yourself, because it’s up to someone else to improve that creation. If your identity is Star Wars then your self worth and ability to improve yourself is tied to someone else making good Star Wars stuff. If your identity is wrapped up in who and what you are and what you bring to the table then you are always a work in progress but one who can move the right direction if you want to. And the nice thing is when Jessica Nigri dresses as Black Cat and it’s mainly just lingerie I don’t have to get mad, no matter how many Spider-Man comics I have read (It’s literally more than a thousand I am sure) because it has nothing to do with me. I kinda just get to appreciate a pretty girl where pretty stuff and not feel in some way like I am being attacked because I can see boobs. Today I want to fuck Jessica Nigri.

Hey guys, here is Pixie Lott because she performed at Brighton Pride. Great for her. I like the little rainbow heart she drew on her chest. Nice touch. But you know, hearts aside, she’s basically here because she’s beautiful. She is just one of those people who is so pretty it’s kind of ridiculous. I am biased of course because everyone knows I love blonde British girls. By everyone I mean like maybe 1-2 people who actually read this far. But I guess I could say everyone important. Anyway, what can I say, blonde British girls are the best and some days that just needs to be said. So here she is performing at various things. Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

I am posting Chloe Moretz again because she is just killing it this week. She is always pretty but sometimes her red carpet looks and stuff are not great. Sometimes they are great but sometimes they leave me wondering what she was thinking. But this week the worst i can say about anything she wore is, “Hey, that’s pretty good”. She has looked great multiple times and that’s great because she has been everywhere. She must be promoting the hell out of her new movie, which, as always, I hope is good but I am not sure just because while I have thought she was an excellent actress since she was a child, man she has been in some stinkers. Of course, she dressed great this week, maybe it’s connected? Maybe she’s signaling us, the better the clothes the better the movie. Or, I guess it’s possible, they aren’t related at all. Possibly. That seems unlikely. Anyway, she has been on shows and at events and well, there are just a ton of great pictures of her arriving at this event or that event so here are some for you. Enjoy. Today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.

Some new stuff from Kate Upton for Yamamay came out and that’s a good thing because it turns out in general I like how they shoot her. So thank you Yamamay, your devious plan to make me mention you here so all of my followers rush out and buy your clothing is working. Very clever. Anyway, Kate looks pretty good in a bunch of the shots and I am hoping for more and in better quality but we have what we have right now. I’ll take it. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Chloe Moretz was at a… film premier? I think. The truth is she was at like 12 things in the past 3 days and I am suddenly not sure which was which. It actually isn’t that important because I have thought she looked good at least but I really appreciated the suit she wore to what I believe was a film premier but could have been something else. I mean, the background says Rooftop Films so I bet that’s a production company or something but maybe it’s some sort of building supply and it lets you put some sort of film on your rooftop so you can just peal it off at the end of the year instead of… cleaning your roof? That doesn’t sound right but she’s wearing an Oculus in another picture so I mean it’s possible a roofing company hired her. Unlikely though. Anyway, she has looked very good very often but I like the cut of her coat an dhow she’s holding it. Very smart looking. Everyone is crazy about a sharped dress woman. Today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.

When I think about Dove Cameron I think of two things people have said about her. First is @horror-hotties who once told me that Dove Cameron looked like a science experiment to bring a really pretty doll to life. Then she added that was a good thing. And my friend @thunderstormofoblivion who once said she Dove Cameron looks like the animated version of an evil Scarlett Johnasson. I think I can see how both of these could be seen as insults but I don’t think they were. They both tap into a sense of unreality to how she looks but it’s not an accusation, it’s more a commentary on both how pretty she is and the sort of general feel about her. I have long known who Dove Cameron is in the vague sense of somehow through osmosis I know the names of many, many Disney stars and can usually get the face to match the name. Though also the tend to blur together. And while Dove Cameron is pretty when I look at pictures of her at say 19, she also is just another young blonde actress (side note, young blonde actress is so close to a Velvet Underground song that my brain almost forces me to sing it as I type it. I would ask if anyone else has that problem but I am 99% sure I am the only weirdo with that issue). What she looks like now, to me at least, is a woman who has figured out her look and style. I have seen it happen a lot with alt models and stuff over the years (go look at Mosh when she was 19. She was very pretty but also very much like a lot of alt models. Now Mosh is singularly Mosh). Which is maybe why she stood out in Agents of Shield and continues to now. Before she looked like a Disney star. Now she looks like Dove Cameron. Dove Cameron who has a look that apparently makes people think of various pieces of art because it’s somewhat otherworldly. That’s impressive. I like her look, too. The Doll comment feels like a better compliment but on the other hand I have posted Jessica Rabbit. I have never posted Barbie. So I think both compliments have merit. Today I want to fuck Dove Cameron.