Tag: Model

Here is Claire Sinclair because she is doing her own line of clothing now.  Or sorta.  I am not entirely clear on the details, I pay attention to her but you know… in one ear and out the other.  I happen to know clairesinclairisagoddess is very friendly and if anyone would know that guy would so send him questions if this is really bugging you.  The real point is it added a bunch of pictures of her and I think she looked lovely.  I often find myself a fan of her style anyway so this really paid off in that regard.  She is just pretty but you know… doesn’t come up here too often because I don’t see new pictures of her that often.  Not that I mind the old pictures that keep getting recycled, those are pretty too.  I like new things though.  Today I want to fuck Claire Sinclair.

Here is Anastasia Scheglova because last month was @she-goes-to-eleven‘s birthday.  That might seem strange but anyone can mention someone’s birthday on the date, next level birthday wishes come on some random date, no one sees it coming.  Like, a surprise party makes no sense on someone’s birthday.  If her birthday is in February just randomly jump out of her closet in the dark in June, she’ll be surprised!  I give great life advice.  Anyway, she is the reason I know about Anastasia Scheglova so it seemed appropriate to mention her long passed birthday cause I didn’t know at the time.  Anastasia Scheglova is of course a Russian model and i know next to nothing about her past that but I don’t really need to know more because I have seen every single Bond movie ever, so I pretty much know everything about beautiful Russians.  Today I want to fuck Anastasia Scheglova.

New Emily Ratajokowski pictures means Emily Ratajkowski is getting posted.  It started with her posting it on instagram or something and then from there more picture have gotten out of a shoot she did for Jacquie Aiche.  I had no idea what Jacquie Aiche was and was like, “What type of clothes do they sell because she isn’t wearing clothing”.  It turns out it’s Jewlery.  Which I guess Emily was wearing.  I mainly noticed boobs but I was certain they weren’t selling boobs.  I could mock this as a bad campaign except it made me google it.  So well done, behold the power of a nearly nude Emily Ratajkowski.  I am thankful.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

I think it was yesterday (it might have been two days ago) but @soulblazer12 messaged me to say he was impressed with how good Kate Upton had looked at the Vanity Fair party and i agreed, saying she had looked really good lately in some photoshoots too and this made me happy.  I was hoping for more photoshoots and just… more of her looking good.  In general I am not a huge fan of her red carpet stuff so I would love to just see more stuff playing the her strengths as a model.  Well, apparently she’s in the 100th issue of V Magazine and she looks fantastic.  I love it.  So here she is an I am just so happy to have great pictures of Kate Upton to share because it’s a secret but I actually happen to be very attracted to her.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Here is Emily DiDonato.  She was at some stuff for Fashion Week in Paris last week so she has been on my mind.  It is easy to find picture of her which is why she is here today.  I know that sounds strange but sometimes I have one person in mind, go looking for pictures, get frustrated with the lack of pictures, get angry at said person and am like, “Screw you, I don’t even want to sleep whit you now”.  Because I am basically a petulant child.  Emily DiDonato doesn’t give me such problems, she’s gorgeous and a model so here she is doing gorgeous model things.  I really like her eyes.  Everyone likes her eyes.  I mean, everyone who likes her.  I am sure other people have little to no opinion on her eyes.  I am a fan however.  Today I want to fuck Emily DiDonato.

Today was another hard choice because there continue to be pictures from various Oscars stuff coming out and frankly there is an embarrassment of riches this year.  I am posting Kate Upton though because… well, I still like Kate Upton.  Maybe it isn’t like it once was when I was posting her constantly but I like her.  And she looked really good, which stands out because red carpet attire is often her weak spot.  I really liked what she wore.  Not just because of boobs.  The boobs didn’t hurt, obviously, but it was just a good dress.  It has some structure to it which helps her a lot and really suited her.  Also, finding pictures of her here was a reminder that man, the red carpet is not here thing a lot of the time, it made me appreciate the look even more.  She looked great.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

I am just a little bit too young for Cindy Crawford.  I don’t mean that in the oh she’d shoot me down because I am too young, obviously she would never shoot me down, clearly I could land any celebrity I wanted, this blog is here cause uh… I don’t feel like sleeping with any of them?  I mean that I fully remember when she was among the most famous people on the planet and I would say generally accepted to be the hottest woman alive.  I even remember her Pepsi commercial and yeah, she looked really good in a white t-shirt and jeans, it’s not an accident that picture is here because that is what my mind flashes back to when I imagine Cindy Crawford at the height of her powers.  But I was too young to like… be in love with her or have a crush or whatever.  Oh, I was into girls but not quite willing to admit that except to myself secretly, but I went for much more non threatening girls.  A supermodel?  Even in my fantasies I couldn’t come up with a situation where that worked, it just felt uncomfortable to me as an 11 year old.  Rogue?  Kitty Pryde?  Psylocke?  That I could work out in my head, somehow that one worked a little better.  Yes, I am aware I was painfully lame.  Cindy was on WTF recently though and it made me feel a bit nostalgic for those days and I actually found her rather charming to listen to.  She had interesting thoughts on beauty, the pressures on girls to be beautiful, motherhood and growing old and growing up.  I enjoyed it.  Also, today is @soulblazer12 birthday and he pretty clearly wants someone to wish him happy birthday, which I get because that growing old thing, it can be really scary.  He is also just enough older than me that he was not too young to be swept up in Cindy Crawford love and i believe he is quite a fan.  So it works out well.  So here she is, in all her 90’s glory and oh god I just realized some of you are younger than these pictures.  Awesome.  Today I want to fuck Cindy Crawford.

Here is my long time tumblr buddy @pigeonfoo who hasn’t shown up here in a long time for reasons I can only describe as, “me being a fucking idiot”.  Really it’s inexcusable because she is undeniably awesome and an American hero.  As someone who has followed her since we both were tiny blogs with just a couple hundred followers I know a surprising number of FooFacts.  Like not everyone knows this but um… shit, I used to be better at uh… remembering these important facts.  One time she lassoed a twister and took it for a ride  Because she could. Or to save like… a hospital full of children and nuns.  Actually, that sounds like a reason she would legitimately do that.  I know everyone knows one time she fought a bear and that’s impressive and all but did you know she one time beat a bear riding yakuza?  Not in a fight but at poker.  While scoring the winning basket in a charity basketball game to save an orphanage that again, I assume was full of nuns.  But besides all the times she’s done things like punch Hitler she is just kind of a remarkable person.  She is funny and smart and as an independent model working hard to make a living and see the business ventures she is a part of thrive she is an incredibly hard worker and that’s praise worthy.  Also, she’s pretty.  Just if I forgot to mention that.  Did I forget to?  Sometimes you get so caught up in the secret underground martial arts tournaments she has fought in you just forget to mention the obvious.  Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

I am not usually inclined to post a bunch of pictures from the same thing in one post but I guess there is enough variety and it is bountiful enough for me to do so with the swimsuit issue stuff for Barbara Palvin.  I haven’t posted her in a long time, I can’t remember the last time.  Part of that is she hasn’t really don’t that much that has caught my eye in the past year or so.  And of course, my friend @lunoboom is no longer sending me videos and stuff of her.  This is because my dear friend Izzy is… I don’t know why.  Maybe she’s straight now?  No, that seems really unlikely because on a scale of gay to not gay she’s pretty super gay.  I think actually she just has stopped liking hot girls.  She has determined that making out with a hot girl would be gross so she has had none of it.  As a matter of fact, I bet she dares you to send her messages and try to tempt her into making out with you if you are a hot girl.  Dares you!  Anyway, the swimsuit issue is always nice because there are always a few models I like even if I don’t get as excited for bikinis as the rest of the world does.  I mean, they’re fine and all but for someone who loves the beach I have never quite gotten it.  I know I am a person who runs a blog about wanting to have sex with girls but I find there are way, way more fun things to do at the beach than just ogle people in swimwear.  I mean, did you know you can make castles out of sand?  If you haven’t tried it I highly suggest it.  Also you can bury action figures or dolls or whatever but I would be a little bit careful there because sometimes you do that and then you can’t find your Hoth Han Solo and that kind of sucks.  Hypothetically.  Barbara.  This is about her.  Sorry.  She looked very good, it’s nice to see her.  She’s here because she looks good but also people seem really excited she is here and I get it.  That is what I like about the swimsuit issue, it tends to be a lot of pictures of a girl so if oyu like her it’s a little like Christmas.  Also my buddy @she-goes-to-eleven is really excited and enthusiasm is pretty infectious.  So today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!  I hope you have a good one whatever your situation is.  Here is Emily Ratajkowski and I don’t have some magical Valentine’s Day connection to make with her, I am just posting her because it has felt like she has wanted to be posted all week.  She’s at Fashion Week and has looked fantastic and every day I have almost posted her.  Even yesterday I woke up to a picture of her sent to me from @femalecelebrityoftheday.  So it really feels like I am supposed to post her.  So I am posting her.  It honestly shouldn’t have taken so much arm twisting because good lord she is hot.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.