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Here is Madelaine Petsch because the MTV Movie Awards were last night and she was there and clearly I find her attractive. I guess if we want to make it thematic today she also had a video where she surprised her dad for his birthday this week, which is sweet but it maybe feels strange to tie this blog into father’s day. I dunno, I like wishing you guys Happy Halloween and Merry Christmas but you’re not my dad. You can’t tell me what to do! Anyway, the video is here if you want it. She looked good, I like sparkly pink. I dunno if her outfit was the best one of the night but I like her so I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.

Madelaine Petsch has been at a bunch of stuff this week and I really like her on account of her being attractive. But not everything she wore worked for me. A lot of it didn’t. But she also had a dress with a cape on it and I have to give some props for a cape. I realize a cape isn’t a thing that maybe everyone loves but I think if you are going to cape it up you should embrace it. A cape might not be practical but it’s a bold fashion choice. Which is why I wish she had gone bigger with the cape because once you have a cape everyone in the room should always be looking at your cape. Still, it got her here so it must have worked. Note, this works on the assumption that somehow it would be anyone’s goal to be posted here. I am rambling. She’s very pretty. Today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.

Hey guys, I am posting Karen Gillan today because today is @horror-hotties birthday. Which I guess sounds like an odd connection but actually they have a lot in common in that they are both Scottish. Which I assume is a lot in common and that they probably know each other because all Scottish people know each other right? You guys all hang out at the Loch with your Claymores eating Haggis, drinking Whiskey and playing Bagpipes. Also work kilts in there somehow too so I am super obnoxious. Anyway, my point is I am a Scotland expert. It doesn’t come up a lot because I don’t want to get into some Clan war. When I was a kid in Scotland my grandma let slip her maiden name and that she was part of said Clan. The bus driver kicked us off the bus and said our Clan was his mortal enemies. This was because he was still really angry about some shit that happened in the 1500s. This is all for real. So the thing is, I don’t know if he’s representative of Scottish people as a whole or if he’s just a nut bag driving a bus. I have never found out because I can’t take that chance. I don’t tell anyone about my Scottish ancestry now because it can only go bad. Like, what if I blew my shot with Karen Gillan? I mean, obviously we’d hit it off, I am very charming, we have a lot in common in that I am very attracted to Karen Gillan and adore her work as an actress and she is Karen Gillan. But you know, if Clan Gillan secretly hates my family instead of going home with her number I could end up stabbed in the eye with a butter knife. I really want to avoid this because I would enjoy having her number but also I have an unbroken streak of never being stabbed in the eye with a butter knife that I am really proud of and I’d really like to keep that going. I mean, it could cost me my friendship with @horror-hotties because for all I know I am actually her mortal enemy and had no idea. I am ok never finding out. Because I like her and her blog. If you like horror movies it’s worth checking out. If you like hot girls it’s worth checking out. If you hate both then well… it may not be for you and I am tempted to feud with your Clan over your strange stance but I’ll let it slide. You can still click over and look though, it only takes a second. Everyone wish her happy birthday for me though cause she’s cool as fuck. Be nice though cause boy, she will not hesitate to call you out. One of my favorite things was her tearing into guys who decided to well actually her at the start of her tumblr career. Anyway, she is great, Karen Gillan is great. I guess Scottish people are great unless they’re bus drivers but to be safe just mutter something about Robert the Bruce being great and try to duck the rest of the conversation. Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

Christina Hendricks is out promoting a new show on NBC and has anyone seen it? Is it good? I remember getting a ton of ads for it during the Olympics and then forgot it existed until today when I saw she was the upfronts. I dunno, maybe it hasn’t even started yet. I would really like it if she was in something good because I think she is under appreciated as an actress to a degree. That seems odd to say because she got lots of praise for Mad Men but it seems in the culture at large she is her figure first and then… well nothing else. I rarely have seen anything except her chest discussed honestly. When I started this blog Mad Men was my favorite show and was until it wrapped up. The work she did as Joan on there was astoundingly complex. She built a deep, fully realized character and was just fantastic. And yeah, she looked really good in 1960’s fashion but that was a side effect of her being beautiful and the costuming on the show always being great. The thing that makes TV an interesting medium is it is one of the few places that allows an actor to really build a character out like that. A movie can’t give you the time that 7 seasons of a TV show is. So.. I hope her new show is good. I should probably check but I have my fingers crossed because I’d love a chance to see more of her work. Today I want to fuck Christina Hendricks.

So Google has done a hilarious thing for the past week or so. It tends to give you information based on what it thinks you like and thus it has been trying to sell me Infinity War as a Karen Gillan movie. Like, basically telling me the new Karen Gillan movie Avengers: Infinity War is in theaters now. New Karen Gillan trailer and it links to Infitiny War videos. That kind of thing. It’s hilarious because yes I do like Karen Gillan a lot but I doubt even Karen Gillan’s mom refers to Avengers as, “the new Karen Gillan movie”. It has had me very tempted to try and use that phrase though. To see if I can get my friends into the theater with, “Hey, you guys want to go see the new Karen Gillan movie this weekend?” or that kind of thing. I assume I would just get blank stares though. Anyway, I did see the new Karen Gillan movie and it was basically what I expected in that it was the movie version of the giant crossover issues of my youth. This largely means if you really like the rest of the Karen Gillan movieverse you will really like Infinity War. If you haven’t seen the others or didn’t care for them you will be lost or not at all converted. Cause that’s kind of how these things work, they exist to mash together things and see characters together you have never seen before and have lots of big epic explosions. It did that so I liked it. But I mean, obviously I am so into Karen Gillan that my phone is convinced I think she’s the lead of an Avengers movie so maybe I am biased. Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

Here’s some Sophie Turner for you guys because hey, why not. I posted Natalie Dormer yesterday so this is probably connected. But who knows, the world is a mysterious place full of wonder and mystery. Anyway, she is here and she is pretty so enjoy. Today I want to fuck Sophie Turner.

This is one of the hardest posts I’ve ever done. Which sounds like I am about to drop some heavy shit on you but literally it is almost impossible to find pictures of Daphne Blake on the internet that isn’t porn. Which also sounds like the start of some sort one’s ‘edgy’ fan fiction about the fall of the Scooby Gang but is actually the reality of the internet and fictional characters but somehow especially true for Daphne. There is probably a whole lot I could unpack about why she specifically runs into this (and my ideas range from Hanna-Barbera having notoriously terrible animation and art to her original role on the show simply being the pretty girl which in our culture equates to eye candy and rectification) but I don’t think I’ll do that. Cause it sounds like real effort and I am lazy. Besides, this post is about how great Scooby Doo is. I have posted Daphne once before and to be entirely honest almost posted her a few times in the intervening years but gave up each time due to lack of pictures. But I watched Scoobynatural last night before bed. Which if you don’t know is the Scooby Doo and Supernatural cross over. Which kind of makes sense. I had fallen behind on Supernatural (and spend the last two weeks catching up so I could watch this episode because I am a moron) but when I originally watched it it was at the end of the first season. On the internet someone made a comment about how they would watch a Scooby Doo show meant for adults. Someone commented, “Isn’t that what Supernatural already is?” So I immediately looked up the show because you might not know this but I love Scooby Doo. I don’t know why but given my love of horror and so on I feel like there is a through line there to my current interests. I guess some thins are just always there. And like a large portion of my generation apparently, I always though Daphne Blake was really hot. Always. And I feel like some of my other likes as an adult can maybe be traced back that far as well but then it scares me so I won’t pull that thread. My point is, in the episode, which I thought was a lot of fun, Dean is way into Daphne and deeply loves Scooby and the entire game. I related a lot. Plus, Daphne had maybe my favorite moment when the realization that Ghosts are real sends her into an existential crisis about what it means about the afterlife and where she might end up. So why not post her. I mean, I actually found a few pictures this time and it was fun and while we’re at it we did eventually get Scooby Doo for adults in my opinion, it was Mystery Inc. It ruled. Today I want to fuck Daphne Blake.

I don’t know what is going on with Bella Thorne of late but man she has looked fantastic. I hope Midnight Sun is good or… well based on early reviews that might be too much to hope for, I hope it finds it’s audience cause whatever is going on with it it is working for Bella Thorne. She has really looked amazing doing the press and that is so nice to see. She just looks wonderful. So she is here. Today was a really easy choice. Today I want to fuck Bella Thorne.

So Bella Thorne was at a premier for a movie and she looked really good. This makes me very happy. It’s a silly bellwether, if someone looks good on the red carpet but it happens with me. I worry about child stars. We all do. But in this case I don’t mean int he sense of going wild, though yeah that still happens but thankfully I can’t think of any truly devastated lives of late, thank god. Not in the end of life sort of way at least. But being a teenager is hard, being a teenager in the public eye seems like it would be even harder. And you don’t magically have it all together at 20 either, being a 20 something is in a large part figuring out what it means to be an adult and the sort of person you are going to be. It’s less blatant than it is at 16 but it still involves trying on a lot of different things to see which fits. I am embarrassed by a lot of things 20 year old me did, I am glad it isn’t seen by the entire internet and then nitpicked. So I worry about child stars and in Bella Thrones case some of the red carpet stuff and some of the other stuff has me concerned sometimes. Again, not for end of life but for someone who is struggling. Maybe I am wrong but you know, it seems stressful to have people camping out by your car to snap pictures of you when you get back from a hike with a friend. People following you to document your every step. I think acting out can be a natural reaction and not even a conscious one. So red carpet fashion is a strange way to look at this sort of thing but when she wears something that I like and that I feel like in 5 years she won’t wince… that feels good? Maybe I am wrong. I am probably wrong. I should have just written I liked her dress and her hair and makeup this time. Oh well, maybe one day I’ll outgrow being too verbose. Today I want to fuck Bella Thorne.

Hey guys, here is Karen Gillan cause she is at the Glasgow Film Festival and i really liked the dress she wore to a premier. I haven’t seen reactions but I am willing to bet they will be mixed because it is different. But I dig it. It kind of reminds me of the saris that people used to wear at a lot of the weddings I used to attend as a kid. I am not sure why it makes me think of them because it really isn’t close to them but it does. And just reminding you of something from childhood doesn’t make a dress good but there is comfort in the familiar. Or nostalgia is just a hell of a drug. Or she’s a beautiful redhead former model so when she wears a dress it gets bonus points. It could be countless things, the universe is a realm of endless possibilities and there is no reason to limit ourselves to just one answer. I like it is all. Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.