The summer has reached a point where it is pretty low on inspiration for this blog.  I mean that in the sense that there aren’t a lot of events or premiers or TV shows on or anything.  There are movies but that would require me to go outside and I guess I don’t do that anymore.  Luckily I have @she-goes-to-eleven who I was talking to and somehow the conversation was about Kelly Brook.  I don’t know how it started but it went all over the map in strange directions which is really par for the course if you’ve ever let me just ramble at you because my digressions take digressions.  Anyway, that is why she is here and I didn’t know what I was going to talk about but because Google is a mind reader my phone suggested a story where some people think Kelly Brook is photoshopping some of her instagram photos.  I don’t know.  They look like Kelly Brook to me and unless news agencies were photoshopping pictures of her at horse races it all looks the same to me.  I mean, I am not surprised strangers on the internet are attacking a woman because of what her body looks like but to me the photoshopping, if it exists or not is a whole lot of so what.  I say this for a couple of reasons.  First, everything you see is a lie.  I mean in general the whole perception is not the same as reality and all that but you know, past the Freshman year intro to Philosophy stuff, everything you see with a celebrity is a lie.  Or at least not the truth.  What you are allowed to see is carefully curated by someone.  Maybe not the celebrity herself but it passes through so many filters.  Unless you are close, personal friends with Kelly Brook you have never seen the real Kelly Brook.  Authenticity you sense in celebrities is just a type that is traditionally successful.  They can feel as real as you want, they aren’t. This isn’t a tirade against this kind of thing, we all do this, they just are better at it and have machinery around them to do it better.  I mean, we all wore a strange hat or used some stupid slang when we were 16 to seem more interesting and we put forth certain aspects of ourselves and hide others to seem the way we want to seem to others as adults.  I think it’s just important to always keep this in mind, to mitigate what you see with the knowledge that it is not reality.  But more important than that it doesn’t matter because what the fuck do you expect?  When you put all of a woman’s value in how she appears how can you ever possibly be outraged when she does something to try and improve how she appears.  It’s the standard you have set.  And this goes for all of it, like you people out there talking about how good women look without make up and how you prefer a girl who looks real (and side note, every time I have seen this it’s a woman wearing either minimal make up or using lipstick with a more natural tone, so you guys are all idiots who don’t know how make up works).  I guess what I am saying is in general, the world has very few moral reprobates who just get off on doing what you consider wrong.  There are a few.  You will run across them in your life, who just cheat at life because they enjoy cheating it.  Everyone else is just doing it because we have incentivized it.  If you see someone doing something to get an advantage it’s usually because it’s the situation the world has shoved them into.  Try to stop and think about why before you decide to shit on someone.  Kelly Brook’s looks are obviously a big part of her success and fame, I have a hard time being outraged that a 37 year old woman might be trying to look as good as possible, especially when most of the other news articles that google sends me about her are people talking about if she’s too fat or not.  What I am saying is eat a dick internet stranger who probably will never read this.  Anyway, here are pictures of her from photoshoots so I promise you they have been retouched.  She’s damn good looking though.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.