Tag: Kelly Brook

Here is Kelly Brook on account of her extreme hotness.  Sometimes it strikes me as odd that I have posted her as many times as I can because she is not exactly a huge star, I guess maybe in her homeland she’s a bigger deal because photographers follow her everywhere.  But here in the US not as much.  I have seen plenty of things with her in them and happen to think she is very pretty but… well, I am bad at favorites in general.  I have to tell someone this at least once a week, the most common question I get from new followers is, “Who are your top X number of celebrities?”  To which I have no good answer because if I could do that I wouldn’t run this blog.  The entire point is that I am pretty indecisive, who I like best changes pretty frequently.  Plus, as my friend @wildflagsure can attest, I am a commitmentphobe.  I can’t be tied down with an actual list of favorites, it holds me back too much.  This bird you cannot chain! But the truth is only a handful of people have been posted more often than Kelly Brook on this blog.  And I don’t know why other than… high quality pics of her latest calendar came out recently and I was like wow.  And that is what seems to happen, pictures of her that are well shot and her looking hot and I guess she just clicks for me.  She is British.  Everyone knows I have a thing for that.  I can’t explain that one either.  I just do.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

So I had someone recently tell me they like my blog because while I clearly am physically attracted to the women I post I don’t make it just about that.  And I really appreciate the compliments.  Seriously, I am always a little blown away when someone sends me a message telling me they like my blog and that is a common compliment.  A compliment that kind of makes me feel like a fraud, too, because one time I posted Kelly Brook and all I did was write variations of the word “boobs” over and over again, which feels reductive and dismissive but at the same time a bit more honest than if I were to dedicate 700 words to why I find Kelly Brook attractive.  Because I happen to find her very attractive and yeah, there is this weird thing where i find myself attracted to a lot of British women and she seems pretty cool when I see her talking about stuff but… look, Kelly Brook was last here 7 months ago, she’s here again and it’s because last night she was at a Christmas Party and there were just boobs everywhere.  Well, not everywhere, they were just in her dress but it felt like they were everywhere because my god, look.  It’s the second picture.  They were metaphorically everywhere because I didn’t see anything else really.  So my options were I could rant about what the fuck are you doing having a Christmas party in November, but I will leave that to more curmudgeonly people, or I could talk about Boobs.  Cause those were my only two take aways.  So I figured why not be more honest, the Christmas thing was shocking but I can’t work up any real emotion about it and I cut my finger so typing is a pain anyway an if you think this is long that would have been super long.  So Kelly Brook is here because she is very pretty.  She has lovely hair.  I like her smile.  And her boobs are ginormous and very nice.  So today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

So I have mentioned before that I typically am not for paparazzi shots.  I mean like walking around in public ones.  Something about them is just a little creepy.  But I can’t seem to help it with Kelly Brook because she has just looked amazing recently.  And the British press sure loves to take her picture going to her car, or the store, or a meeting, or to buy booze or basically anything that require her to go outside.  And part of me is like, I really don’t like posting a bunch of these pictures, it kind of creates demand for a thing I don’t really endorse.  Then the other part of me goes, “But look, Kelly Brook looks fucking amazing”.  And then fucking amazing wins out.  I have heard it said about the French Revolution, as the Revolutionaries basically ended up doing the same things they accused the old system of doing, that when Principles meat Expediency, Expediency wins.  I guess what it boils down to here is that when Principals meet pictures of Kelly Brook looking amazing, Kelly Brook looking amazing wins.  So today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

I am usually not a huge fan of random shots out in public of people.  I mean they can call them candids or street style or whatever but it always strikes me as creepy.  As a matter of fact Kelly Brook once posted a picture of the paparazzi waiting for her outside her home in London and it was like they had set up a tent city on the sidewalk. I mean, part of that is the price of fame I guess but it still creeps me out a little bit.  But at the same time I am human and all Kelly Brook seems to do is go to the gym these days.  At least I assume so because basically every day there are pictures of her going to the gym.  And just a few months ago I was surprised I had posted her so many times and was like, “well, she’ll go down the list, I never have the urge to post her again”.  I am not sure what i was thinking but I was wrong.  I am human, she looks better having worked out than most people do after hours getting ready.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

So I guess Kelly Brook has a TV show coming out soon and I am not sure what to think about that because I haven’t looked into it that much.  I have enjoyed Elisha Cuthbert’s comedy stylings before on a sitcom so that’s a good sign but I have been warned in no uncertain terms to avoid Kelly Brook’s acting before by friends.  I have really only seen her in a few things and those are things where her role was to be the “hot girl” and I thought she pulled those off.  I think she might be playing the hot girl on the show so I think she has that kind of range.  Who knows.  She has looked lovely at the press tour stuff though.  That’s not why she’s here, she’s here because I had a dream about her.  Like I was at a friend’s part and sitting on the couch and she was there to and was really nice and kept coming over and talking and I couldn’t quit looking at her breasts and I was really nervous she’d notice and think I was super creepy because I just could not looking (Pro tip: For anyone who doesn’t know this, girls always know when you keep looking at their breasts.  Always.  You are never as subtle as they think and said breasts are attached to them so they have had lots of practice with people looking at them.  Just for those of you who didn’t know this fact of nature).  I don’t know what happened then, basically that’s all I remember of the dream and like… how the sweater she was wearing fit.  So you know… if I am entirely honest Kelly Brook is here cause of her boobs today.  This isn’t the first time her boobs have put her here.  It happens.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

It’s strange how girls cycle through my brain off and on,  Only a handful of people have shown up on this blog more than Kelly Brook but I have only posted her a few times in the last year and only one other time in the last 9 months.  There is no reason for that. There was also no reason for me to ever really like her though.  I am an American, she isn’t really like… famous here.  Most people have no idea who she is, even if they have seen her in a bad movie or something.  She is crazy famous in the UK though, or so I have been lead to believe. It certainly seems like she must be given that photographers camp outside her house.  So why did I like her?   I mean.. obviously because she is super hot.  Usually I need more than that.  There is my secret not so secret thing for British girls.  I dunno, i am rambling, she popped up today on my dash and it was like, oh yeah, she’s hot as hell.  And you know, obviously I am way into British girls.  So today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

So Kelly Brook has shown up here a lot.  Mainly because I have reached the conclusion that I am somehow way attracted to British girls.  I am not sure why, I can’t put my finger on anything distinctly British but it seems to happen.  It has been pointed out to me.  I am not arguing it.  I am ok with being attracted to Kelly Brook, on account of her being very attractive.  It makes me look right.  If she was ugly I’d look like some sort of chump but instead it’s just like, hey look, that person is pretty sharp, that person is attracted to attractive people.  Or something.  Look, I am very tired, I look like the comical before picture for some sort of energy drink today, let’s just end this by saying today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

Here is Kelly Brook in various pieces of swimwear because it’s summer.  It just felt right.  Also they are pictures that don’t look like they were taken from behind some bushes which is a bit of a problem when dealing with her sometimes.  I mean, given what I know about the British press I guess people could actually be literally hiding in bushes, once you’re hacking dead teenagers phones nothing seems that bad I guess.  But I see a lot of Kelly Brook but it’s a lot of her trying to have fun privately and that feels creepy.  So here are pictures where that mostly isn’t the case, though I guess she is on vacation in one, which makes me culpable as a consumer of the creepy peeping pictures.  But… well, I’m not perfect and she generally looks good in a bikini.  She has good taste in swimwear.  I am not really a bikini person for the most part, generally I think it’s kind of boring but I get the appeal sometimes.  Plus Kelly Brook is really pretty.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

There is a lot of talk about how much I like British women.  Mainly from me (but not only from me, thank you much).  So when there was a British awards show I kind of assumed it would be inevitable I would post someone British.  I guess it might have been inevitable it was Kelly Brook, who I have posted a lot over the years.  I should point out, I am not sure her dress won other than in the sense that it probably got the most attention.  But I like Kelly Brook a lot and it sent me down a rabbit hole.  See, of all the British women in the world, I like Kelly Brook more than all of them except one if I am going to be honest.  I have long had the feeling if I was British I would not think this.  She would be too mainstream or obvious or whatever that can make everyone’s favorite girl seem dull.  I am not British though, I am American so she is just exotic, has an accent, and an insane body.  And she’s British.  So today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

I like to think there is some variety to this blog.  I mean, I understand that a handful of girls get a lot of posts but overall I think of myself as someone with varied tastes.  Then I look at my blog and I go oh, this week was.. Alexandra Daddario, Katy Perry, Kat Dennings, Alison Brie… all dark haired white girls with light eyes, and noticeably large breasts (Ok, maybe Alison Brie’s aren’t int he same realm but they are definitely noticeable).  Well, if you were sick of it you are in luck because boy do we have a change.  Kelly Brook.  She’s a dark haired woman with noticeably large breasts but she has dark eyes and is surprisingly not really all that pale despite being British.  I guess modeling has you travel a lot so the whole living in a land without sun doesn’t apply to you.  So, you’re welcome for the variety, something totally different.  Also you’re just welcome for her because she’s hot.  Or should I be saying thank you to the Queen or something?  For sending us Kelly Brook?  I do have this huge thing for British women, maybe I should write the Queen a Thank you card?  Seems like a solid plan.  Dear Queen.  Thanks for the Hotties.  I appreciate them.  I write about them on the internet because lots of days they make me feel special in my pants.  Like today.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.